Arachnophobia (1990)

Share this quote on facebook [hears the General Spider in the pipes] The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Share this quote on facebook [after electrocuting a spider] Therapy.

Share this quote on facebook [while throwing wine at the General Spider] Not the Chateau!

Share this quote on facebook [frantically searching for the General Spider while trying to burn it] GODDAMN IT, WHERE ARE YOU?! Damn it!

Share this quote on facebook [shoots the burning General Spider with a nail gun sending it screeching back into the egg sack] Nice Shot!

Share this quote on facebook [after killing a spider] Yeah, that's right, I'm bad!

Share this quote on facebook ROCK AND ROLL!

Share this quote on facebook James: [flicks an ant off Manley's knee] 24 hour ant.
Jerry: They bite?
James: They kill, Mr. Manley. In sufficient numbers.

Share this quote on facebook Ross: Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared.

Share this quote on facebook Delbert: Rock and roll!

Share this quote on facebook Jerry: So how long will it take us to get back to camp?
James: What's the matter? You still worried about dinosaurs?

Share this quote on facebook Milt: What could have killed it?
Ross: The shock of seeing Lloyd?

Share this quote on facebook Molly: What's wrong?
Ross: Metcalf - he's having a seizure.
Molly: Thank God you didn't examine him this morning.

Share this quote on facebook Delbert: Would anybody object if I tore this floor out?
Molly: I would.
Delbert: False alarm then. Lead on.

Share this quote on facebook Molly: I'm sure you knew exactly what you were doing when you took Margaret off those pills.
Ross: Like I knew what I was doing when I chose this town... with the country doctor from hell!

Share this quote on facebook Ross: What do you want to bet they're going to go chase fireflies?
Bunny: Want to blow up a bullfrog?
Shelley: Okay.

Share this quote on facebook Delbert: Spiders would find your barn a tad breezy this time of year. In that respect, spiders are a bit like you and me. No, I frankly doubt there are any spiders in your barn.
Ross: Well, I frankly know there is, Delbert. I saw a web! There is a web in my barn!
Delbert: ...a web would indicate an arachnoid presence.

Share this quote on facebook James: What's your specialty, Manley?
Jerry: Football.

Share this quote on facebook James: [On seeing the giant web covered in various dead animals] Incredible...you have been busy

Share this quote on facebook James: [last lines as he baits the general spider by striking part of the web] Suppers, ready...come and get it [hears a screech and turns to late to see the general spider leaping onto his neck and screams as it sinks it's fangs into his neck]
Delbert: [later on discovers James hanging cocooned and covered in spiders with a startled shout] Oh my god...They got the professor!

Share this quote on facebook Eight legs, two fangs and an attitude.

Share this quote on facebook The suspense of Alien! The excitement of Jaws! The fun of Back To The Future!