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Bruce Almighty is a american film of genre Fantastic directed by Tom Shadyac released in USA on 23 may 2003 with Morgan Freeman

Bruce Almighty (2003)

Bruce Almighty
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Facebook Share this quote on facebook Fine! The gloves are off God! C'mon, lemme see a little wrath! Smite me, O mighty smiter! You're the one who should be fired! The only one around here not doing his job is You! ANSWER ME!!!

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Evan Baxter's live announcement of his appointment as anchor has rankled Bruce]
Bruce: Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk.
Grace: Come on! What are you DOING?!
Bruce: Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
Bill (Ferry Owner): Hey, man. I don't want any problems. I don't want...
Bruce: Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life ERODING BENEATH ME?! Eroding, eroooooooding, EEEEEEROOOOODDDING.
Jack: Cut the feed. Go to black.
Technician: I'm on it.
Bruce: I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, FUCKERS! [flips off bird]
Jack: Oh, boy.
Grace: Oh, my God.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Evan: In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director: What did he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician: The prompter's fine.
Director: Evan, read the copy. Please, the copy's good, just... read it.
Evan: [as Bruce manipulates the teleprompter] The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime rib roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I "lika"... do... da cha-cha. I'm sorry, we seem to be having some "technical" difficulties... [farts] Oh... my apologies.

Homeless Man Signs







Facebook Share this quote on facebook Bruce: (with his own sign) WHATEVER HE SAID →

Facebook Share this quote on facebook ARMAGEDON OUTA HERE

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Facebook Share this quote on facebook He's got the power.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook If you could be God for one week, what would you do?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook The guy next door just became the man upstairs.