Happy Feet (2006)

Share this quote on facebook Don't ask me to change, Pa. 'Cause I can't.

Share this quote on facebook (attempting to sing) Twinkle twinkle little (grating squawking) STAAAR!!!

Share this quote on facebook (to Mrs. Astrakhan) I'm being spontan-you-us.

Share this quote on facebook Hold it y'all, I have a warning for everyone. Ladies, please avert your eyes... because I've been known to hypnotize. You've heard the voice. Now you're about to meet the one-and-only Lovelace in the flesh, right here, right on, right now.

Share this quote on facebook There is a POWER that makes me STAND upon this TOWER!

Share this quote on facebook ENOUGH! You bring this stranger before me?! He doubts my powers! He compares me to a skua! The voices are shrieking inside my head - they're sayin' "Lovelace! Who is this fool?! Tell him! Tell him to go f- (slight pause) forth and multiply! (Crowd gasps) Come to think of it... why don't we all go forth... and multiply?"

Share this quote on facebook I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence. OK ladies, who's first?

Share this quote on facebook (yelling at a pair of orcas that tried to eat him) ENOUGH! Tis a bad day fo' you! You dealin' with LOVELACE now, and my man Mumble here! BEGONE, demon fish-a! Adios-a! Andiamo-hah! That's right! Boo-hoo! You hightail it back to yo mamas! Don't make me come in the watah! I'll come after your sons and daughtahs! (fast: "I'm gonna give you the bad eye"; breaks into gibberish)

Share this quote on facebook Testify to that... Right on...

Share this quote on facebook (How tall do you think that tall boy was?) Who can say? Taller than anyone.

Share this quote on facebook HEY! It's me, Lovelace; formerly known as Guru! I'm gonna be tellin' your story, Happy Feet! Long after you dead and gone!

Share this quote on facebook Kiss my frozen tushie! Kiss it, kiss it!

Share this quote on facebook You did everything penguinly possible.

Share this quote on facebook (mocking the retreating leopard seal) He's leaving. OH, WAIT, THAT WAS HIS FACE!

Share this quote on facebook (repeated line) Mommy, mommy, mommy.

Share this quote on facebook (after hearing Mumble sing) Yeah, I heard an animal once do that, but then they rolled him over, he was dead.

Share this quote on facebook I know size can be daunting, but don't be afraid. I love you. I LOVE YOU!

Share this quote on facebook (afraid to jump off a cliff) I can do this, I can do this... I can trick myself! (pointing to the sky on the edge of the cliff) Boy, look at that! What? (falls and shrieks)

Share this quote on facebook How are we gonna tell his mama he bring us all this way just to kill himself?

Share this quote on facebook I like big tails and I can't deny!

Share this quote on facebook Wait a second. I hear people wanting something... (everyone leans in to listen) ME!

Share this quote on facebook (repeated line) Let me tell something to ju.... ["Ju" is "You"]

Share this quote on facebook We got personality with a capital "Y". Why? Because we're hot!

Share this quote on facebook (to the penguins after they banish Mumble) We sing the heart of our true friend, Mumble! You are a nation of peeny-weeny, piffling piccolini, piddily-diddily POOFT!

Share this quote on facebook (after coming up with an idea) Okay, lets take a moment for myself: bow down, bow down. Okay, stop. I feel the love.

Share this quote on facebook (mocking leopard seal) He's coming! We better move in half an hour! (Slowly) Let's get out of here!

Share this quote on facebook Raise your voices, brothers! Give praise to the Great 'Guin, who put songs in our hearts and fish in our bellies!

Share this quote on facebook STOP! STOP! STOP THIS UNHOLY NONSENSE!!

Share this quote on facebook (to the colony who were dancing) It is this kind of backsliding that has brought the scarcity upon us!

Share this quote on facebook So it follows. Dissent leads to division and division leads us to doom! You, Mumble Happyfeet... MUST GO!

Share this quote on facebook Raise your voices, brothers! Cry out in defiance of this jiggity-joggity! Yes, yes, call upon the wisdoms! Let the world tremble! For when all others leave ... WE REMAIN!

Share this quote on facebook (pecking Mumble's egg) Is it empty? Can I have it?

Share this quote on facebook Hey, come back here, Mr. Mumble!

Share this quote on facebook (after Mumble drives her away) Ugh! You stubborn, hippity-hoppity fool!

Share this quote on facebook A penguin without a heart song is hardly a penguin at all!

Share this quote on facebook If anyone can Mrs. Astrakhan can.

Share this quote on facebook I wouldn't do that around folks, son. It just ain't penguin.

Share this quote on facebook If we are devout, sincere in our praise, the fish will return.

Share this quote on facebook For all our sake, you must stop this freakishness with the feet.

Share this quote on facebook There ain't been one day... not one day, that I done right by you.

Share this quote on facebook Boys! Give a chick a chance.

Share this quote on facebook Don't you take one step, sweetheart. You have as much right to be here as any of these daffy old fools.

Share this quote on facebook [to Mumble] The flipper boids - that's you - eat the fish. The flying boids - that's me - eat the flipper boids and the fish. And lately, there ain't a lot of fish.

Share this quote on facebook [telling Mumble about how he got the yellow tag on his leg] I got two words for you, kid: Alien abduction.

Share this quote on facebook (after Mumble fails at his singing lessons)
Mumble: Hey, y'know what? I can leave school! I can go to work! The three of us...
Memphis: Whoa, whoa, whoa, little fella. You ain't going nowhere until you've got yourself an education. Get them singing muscles big and strong. You got that?
Mumble: I'll try, pa.
Memphis: You bet you will. The word "triumph" starts with "try" and it ends with--
Mumble: "Umph"!
Memphis: That's right - a great big "umph"! I'm going fishing.

Share this quote on facebook Leopard Seal: (to Mumble) Come here, you sausage. I take you with ketchup.
Ramon: But first you got to catch up!

Share this quote on facebook Raul: Oh, here he comes! We better move in half an hour!

Share this quote on facebook Leopard Seal: Remember, dumplings, I know where you live...
Raul: It's called LAND, ass-face!
Nestor: Rub back any time, blubber-butt!
Mumble: (to the leopard seal) See you, fatty!
(The Amigos pause and look at Mumble for a moment)
Raul: That's cool! "See you, fatty!"
(The Amigos laugh)
Ramon: Did it take you a while to come up with that one?!

Share this quote on facebook Ramon: Chica chica, boom! (the four other Amigos join in with a hip thrust action) Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Mumble: You're not interested in chicas?
Ramon: You kidding?! Without us, the chicas got no BOOM!

Share this quote on facebook Lovelace: Hear me! There's not enough love in the world. Turn to the penguin next to you, put your flippers up, fluff him up a little bit and give him a great big hug!
Raul: (to Ramon) What you huggin' me for?!
Ramon: He told me to.
Raul: Get away!
Ramon: No, you like it...
Nestor: Get off him, Ramon.

Share this quote on facebook Ramon: You've just got to do exactly what I say!
Mumble: Okay.
Ramon: Did I say "okay"?
Mumble: No.
Ramon: What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
Ramon: EXACTLY... what I say!

Share this quote on facebook (after Mumble drives Gloria away)
Nestor: Amigo, that is a good thing you do.
Ramon: She is going to be so much better off without you. She is going to find a good steady guy to comfort her...
(Raul attempts to slap him, but misses)
Ramon: ...and love her up real good and raise a big family, then she gone let herself go...
Rinaldo: Ramon. RAMON! He's hurting. He's hurting bad.

Share this quote on facebook Lombardo: Why would Lovelace help?
Raul: He not like you at all.
Mumble: I'll just appeal to his better nature.
Nestor: How you gonna do that?
Raul: Cruel and unusual punishment?
Lombardo: Unimaginable torture?
Ramon: Imaginable torture?
Rinaldo: Your singing?
Ramon, Nestor, Raul and Lombardo: NO!!!
Rinaldo: (imitates Mumble's singing) Can anybody find meeeeeeeeee?
Lombardo: Ohhh... you breaking the ice!
Ramon: Avalanche!
Mumble: Yes, okay, thank you...

Share this quote on facebook (Mumble eventually succumbs to madness in the zoo and "sees" and hears his family and friends on a wall.)
Norma Jean: So you found the fish, baby?
Mumble: (turns to look at the wall) Ma?
Norma Jean: Hi, sweetie.
Mumble: Ma!
Ramon: Fluffy! No matter what they say or do, we never stop believing in you.
Other Amigo: So, you'll be back soon?
Norma Jean: Hey, c'mon! Let him eat.
Gloria: Go ahead, Dave. Don't mind us.
Mumble: But there's plenty for everyone!
Norma Jean: It's OK, sugar. We can wait.
(The vision begins to melt and fade.)
Mumble: No, no! Ma! Ma! Th-there's, th-there's lots here! There's enough for everyone! MA!
(Mumble tries to throw a fish to his mother. It hits the wall and falls off, but he keeps trying desperately.)

Share this quote on facebook Noah: You led them here? You turned them on your own kind?!
Gloria: Wait a second. You just said there's no such thing as aliens.
Noah: ...Well, there's not. But if there were, only a traitorous fool would bring them here!
Mumble: But they have to come! They're the ones taking our fish. They can do something about it.
Noah: None but the Great 'Guin hath the power to give and take away!
Mumble: But the Great 'Guin didn't put things out of whack, the aliens did!
Noah: A fool returns this day to mock our suffering! We are starving, and he wants us to hippity-hop! So, do we hold fast to our ways? Or do we bend to the fetid fantasies of a dancing fool?!

Share this quote on facebook [While swimming in the endless waters in search of the "aliens", Mumble suddenly encounters a large whale. In shock, he jumps out of the water, where he sees an albatross flying in the sky]
Albatross: Don't fret, cobber. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
[The whale rises out of the water and makes several noises]
Mumble: You're absolutely sure?
Albatross: You're looking at your blue whale, mate. Ain't he a beauty?
Mumble: He's...he's so big. And so loud!
Albatross: He's talking to you, champ. Wants to know what a little tackle like yourself's doing out here on the Convergent?
Mumble: What?
Albatross: Where the cold water meets the warm. Big northern currents. Once you cross the Convergent, squirt, no going back.
Mumble: But I gotta talk to the aliens!
Albatross: The aliens?
Mumble: The ones taking all the fish!
Albatross: Struth! Who'd you think took out the whales?
Mumble: The whales, too? Someone's gotta stop them.
Albatross: Oh, yeah. And what's gonna be your approach?
Mumble: If...if I could just talk to them.
Albatross: Beauty! And when that crafty little trick pays off, you be sure to let me know.
[The whale makes another sound]
Mumble: What's he saying now?
Albatross: He's saying you're a wanker. Go back to your own kind. Enjoy life while you can. [Begins flying away]
Mumble: Well, sir, truth is...I don't really have a kind.
[Mumble continues swimming away in the water, as the albatross watches]
Albatross: Crikey! Now that's unusual animal behavior. But I like it! [Flies away] Whoo!

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