Iron Man 3 (2013)

Share this quote on facebook [As he's trying out that badass new armor] JARVIS! Drop my needle!

Share this quote on facebook The suits. They're a part of me.

Share this quote on facebook [Last lines] And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey was at its end. You start with something pure. Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering. But then I thought "why stop there?" Of course there are people who say progress is dangerous, but then I bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you: that was the best sleep I'd had in years. So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away... I am Iron Man.

Share this quote on facebook Oh, my God. That was really violent.

Share this quote on facebook If you want this suit, you're gonna have to pry my cold, dead body out of it.

Share this quote on facebook Tony, I swear, I'm gonna blow his face off!

Share this quote on facebook You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.

Share this quote on facebook [Last words] No more false faces. You said you wanted the Mandarin, you're looking right at him. It was always me, Tony, right from the start. I am the Mandarin!

Share this quote on facebook Look, if you want a launch product next year, I need Stark, He just lacked a decent incentive, Now, he has one.

Share this quote on facebook [Last words] What about you? What happens if you get too hot?

Share this quote on facebook That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

Share this quote on facebook What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself? A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?

Share this quote on facebook He's not here. Try the jet stream, speaking of which, go fish.

Share this quote on facebook Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America, ready for another lesson? In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado, the US military waited until the friendly Cheyenne braves had all gone hunting, waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind and claim their land. 39 hours ago, the Ali Al Salem Air Base in Kuwait was attacked. I...I...I did that. A quaint military church filled with wives and children, of course. The soldiers were out on manoeuvres. The braves were away. President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you’ve missed me again. You know who I am, you don’t know where I am, and you’ll never see me coming. [A gunshot is fired at a poster of President Ellis]

Share this quote on facebook True story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese, they sound Chinese. But they're actually an American invention, which is why they're hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth. My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff, the Chinese Theatre. Mr. President, I know this must be getting frustrating. But this season of terror is drawing to a close. And don't worry, the big one is coming: Your graduation.

Share this quote on facebook Mr. President, only two lessons remain. And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning. Meet Thomas Richards. Good strong name, good strong job. Thomas here is an accountant for the Roxxon Oil Corporation. But I'm sure he's a really good guy. I'm going to shoot him in the head, live on your television, in 30 seconds. The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there? America, if your president calls me in the next half-minute, Tom lives. Go. [President Ellis eventually makes the decision to call the Mandarin; upon hearing the phone ring, however, the Mandarin shoots Tom anyway] There's just one lesson left, President Ellis. So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye, because nothing, not your army, not your red, white and blue attack dog, can save you! I'll see you soon.

Share this quote on facebook Hi, I'm Trevor, Trevor Slattery...

Share this quote on facebook Sir, I have an update from Malibu. The cranes have finally arrived and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.

Share this quote on facebook Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event is a newly minted resource. I know him as Colonel James Rhodes. The American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot.

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham, surrounded by the Agency's finest. The president's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes. I think we're good here.

Share this quote on facebook My mom already left for diner and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers. I guess he won because that was six years ago.

Share this quote on facebook Tony: Where are your parents?
Harley: Well, my mom's at work, and my dad went out to get scratchers... I-I guess he won, because that was six years ago.
Tony: Which happens. Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.

Share this quote on facebook Harley: You're a mechanic, right?
Tony: Right.
Harley: You said so.
Tony: Yes, I did.
Harley Why don't you just build something?

Share this quote on facebook Savin: Hey, kid! What would you like for Christmas?
Harley: Mr. Stark, I am so sorry.
Savin: Nope. I think he was trying to say, "I want my goddamn file."

Share this quote on facebook Tony: You walked right into this one: I've dated hotter chicks than you.
Brandt: That's all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Tony: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography!
[Blows her up with an improvised bomb]

Share this quote on facebook Hansen: [Prepares syringe for Extremis] Let him go! What's going to happen to your men, what's going to happen to you?
Killian: [Kills Maya; to Stark] Well, the good news is, a high-level position has just been vacated.

Share this quote on facebook Rhodey: [Sees Trevor] This is the Mandarin?
Tony: I know, right? It's embarrassing!

Share this quote on facebook Rhodey: We couldn't save the President with the suit, how are we going to save Pepper with nothing?
Tony: Uh…say, Jarvis? Is it that time?
JARVIS: . . . . The House Party Protocol, sir?
Tony: Correct. [JARVIS activates the suits]

Share this quote on facebook [Post-credits scene: Tony is telling his story with his eyes closed to Bruce Banner, who has fallen asleep]
Tony: You know, and thank you, by the way, for listening. But something about just getting it off my chest and putting it out there in the atmosphere instead of holding this in. I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know. Wow. I had no idea you were such a good listener. To be able to share all my intimate thoughts, my experiences with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half, you know. It's like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle. [Bruce drops the glasses he was holding and wakes up.] And - and the fact that you've been able to help me process... [Tony opens his eyes and looks at Bruce.]
Bruce: So?
Tony: You with me?
Bruce: I was, yeah. Where – we were at, uh –
Tony: Actively napping?
Bruce: I – I was – I – I – I drifted.
Tony: Where did I lose you?
Bruce: Elevator in Switzerland.
Tony: So you heard none of it?
Bruce: I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm not a therapist. It's not my training.
Tony: So?
Bruce: I – I don't have the –
Tony: What? The time?
Bruce: Temperament.
Tony: You know what? Now that I think about it, oh, God, my original wound, 1983, you all right?
[A tired Bruce nods.]
Bruce: Yes.
Tony: I'm 13 years old, and I still have a nanny? That was weird.

Share this quote on facebook Prepare for heavy metal!