Little Fockers (2010)

Share this quote on facebook I'm watching you.

Share this quote on facebook [as Jack is being loaded into an ambulance, to Greg] Focker!

Share this quote on facebook We've had this date since the beginning, Greg.

Share this quote on facebook Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?

Share this quote on facebook [sternly] Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?

Share this quote on facebook That's disgusting.

Share this quote on facebook What about Mommy and Daddy, is everything okay with them?

Share this quote on facebook Mmm-hmm. And what do they fight about?

Share this quote on facebook Andi?

Share this quote on facebook Who's Andi?

Share this quote on facebook Like I always tell you, there's nothing wrong with spying as long as you suspect foul play. So, who's Andi?

Share this quote on facebook If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be... the Godfocker?

Share this quote on facebook Focker, there is no way I'm going to an ER room with this thing. Now you need to stick me and you need to stick me now! I'm having a dick attack! Stick me!

Share this quote on facebook I'm not gay myself. But if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Bob. Scumbag.

Share this quote on facebook Greg, he saw his father inject a needle into his grandfather's penis. He already had issues. That's something he might never recover from.

Share this quote on facebook What wheel?

Share this quote on facebook Sam might be three quarters Byrnes, whereas Henry could very well have a double dose of Focker in him. Double dose.

Share this quote on facebook I know you were telling the truth about Andi, Greg.

Share this quote on facebook Yeah. The pulse on your carotid antery remained steady as you pleaded your innocence.

Share this quote on facebook [to his cat after seeing the remixed video of Greg's rant] That's the Godfocker? [cat hisses]

Share this quote on facebook Yeah, well I have eyes too. So I'll be watching you... watching me.

Share this quote on facebook To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.

Share this quote on facebook Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the hood.

Share this quote on facebook Nobody's tempted, nobody...

Share this quote on facebook [sarcastically] Our dear friend the Buddha? How's he doing? It's been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself?

Share this quote on facebook What are you talking about? You were his golden boy.

Share this quote on facebook Really? He said that to you?

Share this quote on facebook Circle of Trust.

Share this quote on facebook He's not a doctor.

Share this quote on facebook Not in *any* sense of word.

Share this quote on facebook Mmm. Well, I think Harvard's cheaper.

Share this quote on facebook Don't do that.

Share this quote on facebook You're not going to erase my son's memory.

Share this quote on facebook I'm getting off the wheel.

Share this quote on facebook [losing it] The wheel! The little hamster wheel that we're all running up to get a little taste of your little water thingy!

Share this quote on facebook Just please, approval! Approval! Please! Give me some of the Jack... yeah...

Share this quote on facebook Really? To you waving your hands over him? He's not a Ouija board, Kevin.

Share this quote on facebook [to Kevin] Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-butt Russian girlfriend and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?

Share this quote on facebook Really?

Share this quote on facebook Why is he cursing at us?

Share this quote on facebook We're just trying to help you, sir...

Share this quote on facebook I guess they fight sometimes.

Share this quote on facebook Um, like Mommy got mad at Daddy because he was going to the hotel with Andi.

Share this quote on facebook I can't say because I'm not supposed to be spying.

Share this quote on facebook Andi gives Daddy his boners.

Share this quote on facebook Look, it's natural to get a little tempted.

Share this quote on facebook Look, even our dear friend, the Buddha had to pass through samsara on his way to enlightenment.

Share this quote on facebook I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man, JC at the Sermon on the Mount. You said that's what you've always admired about me.

Share this quote on facebook Not in the Western sense of word.

Share this quote on facebook Greg, he's not responding to my treatment.

Share this quote on facebook Okay. I get it, Greg. I screwed up. The pressure of being in that family finally got to me.

Share this quote on facebook More like his golden bitch. He wanted Deb and me to get married in Oyster Bay. Done. Can we name our baby after him? "You got it, Jack." Then he gives me this whole spiel, right, about how I'm next in line to his throne. He came up with this name for me, the Bobfather.

Share this quote on facebook Ah. He pulled the same shit on you, didn't he? In that family, we're all just hamsters on Jack Byrnes' little wheel. His Circus of Trust or whatever he calls it.

Share this quote on facebook I had no idea how deep I was until I stepped away, and I'll tell you something. Once I got off the treadmill, I've never been happier.

Share this quote on facebook You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it!

Share this quote on facebook But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one.

Share this quote on facebook [to Roz, on a three-way call with Greg] Why can't you support my dreams the way I've always supported yours? When you wanted to try new sex positions for your research, I was your guinea pig!

Share this quote on facebook I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl!

Share this quote on facebook I never went soft on you.

Share this quote on facebook Let me talk. Listen, will you?

Share this quote on facebook My two cents. The way you deal with Jack, no matter what he does, just smother that guy with kisses. He'll be putty in your hands.

Share this quote on facebook Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife?

Share this quote on facebook Hey, Bernie!

Share this quote on facebook [after meeting Andi] Wow, you told me she sold boner medicine, Greg. You didn't tell me she *is* boner medicine.

Share this quote on facebook [about The Early Human School] It's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartens.

Share this quote on facebook Could you and Dad keep it down, please?

Share this quote on facebook You volunteered!

Share this quote on facebook That's because you did it backwards.

Share this quote on facebook Bernie, do you hear how you're upsetting your son?

Share this quote on facebook As an early Hannukah present, I'm going to send you and Pam a box of these musical condoms.

Share this quote on facebook Colin Baiocchi as Henry Focker