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Look Who's Talking Too is a american film of genre Comedy directed by Amy Heckerling released in USA on 14 december 1990 with John Travolta

Look Who's Talking Too (1990)

Look Who's Talking Too
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Facebook Share this quote on facebook James Ubriacco: Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook James Ubriacco: Mike, this is a potty, okay? Now when you wanna take a piss...
Mollie Ubriacco: Don't say piss.
James Ubriacco: Okay, when you wanna take a whiz...
Mollie Ubriacco: Ugh!
James Ubriacco: What? "See a man about a horse"? "Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?
Mollie Ubriacco: Pee-pee.
James Ubriacco: Pee-pee is such a wimp word.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Stuart: You guys make me laugh. You're really funny. You stock up your cabinets with bottled water and flashlights, well, what do you think is going to happen when the shit really hits the fan? You know like earthquakes and flash floods just a lot of chaos and horror, people dying in the streets and you're sitting here nice and pretty with your bottled water. Now the guy next store has got one of these [9mm pistol] Who's gonna go thirsty? Him or you?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: Got you a gift for coming into the world, here it is. [offers her a stuffed cow] Have a cow, honey. [Julie begins to bawl] Alright, don't have a cow.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: Poor Daddy, hanging out with buttholes all day long.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Julie: As God is my witness, I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of here.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Julie: Well, here I am, all conceived and nowhere to go.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mollie Ubriacco: See, it's like Mommy, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis.
James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: No penis.
Mollie: That's good, he understands, What's this?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: [thinking] Hmm, tough call.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mollie Ubriacco: Isn't that great, honey?! Your brother went pee-pee.
Julie: Big deal. I made a doody!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: Eddie, what ya say we go and get an apple juice?
Eddie: Nah, Mike, I'm into my little training thing.
Mikey: What kinda training thing?
Eddie: You know, I'm wearing the trainin' pants, man.
Mikey: Oh, man, don't tell me you're goin along with this potty business too.
Eddie: We have to, Mike, cos the Toilet Man says so.
Mikey: Who?
Eddie: Mr. Toilet man, he likes to eat your doody and your pee-pee. So I say give it to him.
Mikey: Eat your doody and your pee-pee? Who told you that?
Eddie: My mother, why? You callin' her a liar?
Mikey: No.
Eddie: She told me diapers are for babies.
Mikey: But eat your doody and your pee-pee? Eddie, the thought is too hideous to comprehend.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook James Ubriacco: When you wanna take a pee-pee okay, you do it in here and you just do this, you take it out.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mollie Ubriacco: Oh, come on.
James Ubriacco: What?
Mikey: Dad, who's kidding who, huh?
James Ubriacco: And the same token, when you wanna take a dump.
Mollie Ubriacco: Poo-poo.
Mikey: This is a joke, right?
James Ubriacco: I know it sounds disgusting, Mike, but you know you gotta trust me on this, okay?
Mikey: Let me get this straight, you want me to take a dump outside my diaper?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: [thinking] Hmm, Eddie gets all the girls, he's not wearing a diaper, maybe I oughta give this potty thing a try. [jumping and singing] When you have to pee, you jump up and down, but sometimes nothing comes out. So you jump up and down a little more. I don't have to pee... I don't have to pee... I do have to pee and I better go somewhere, here I go... [realizes he's wet himself] That stuff really sneaks up on you!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: [pouring white-out on his mother's supervisor's shoes] La la la la la. Here, shoes, have a drink.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Julie: [when she is getting an injection, looking at the needle] What's that?
Mikey: Oh, God, I can't watch this part.
Julie: Oh my God! [cries hysterically]
Mikey: Smarts, doesn't it? Hm? Hurts just a little?
Julie: Will this pain *ever* go away?
Mikey: Maybe it will... or maybe it won't. [smiles]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook James Ubriacco: [to Mikey and Julie] I miss you guys so much.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Julie: Ieuw... male bonding makes me sick.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mikey: [Mollie's boss is yelling at her, Mikey under the desk pours white-out on his shoes] Here, shoes, have a drink. You mess with my mother, you mess with me.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Julie: [falls down trying to walk] Oh, my tush hurts.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mollie Ubriacco: He has to go to bed early tonight because I'm taking him to baby gym tomorrow.
James Ubriacco: Oh, not baby gym!
Mollie Ubriacco: He needs to socialize with other kids.
James Ubriacco: Well, take him to the park.
Mollie Ubriacco: I'm not taking him to the park anymore! Do you know what he did today? He picked up a crack pipe!
James Ubriacco: Well, throw it out.
Mollie Ubriacco: Do you have any idea how many disease he could get that from?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Joey: Jump up and down. And don't forget to breathe! That's what they say when they have a heart attack, "Oh, I forgot to breathe!"

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mollie Ubriacco: Mommy is a girl, so I don't have a penis.
James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls.
Mollie Ubriacco: But Daddy is a big...
James Ubriacco: Penis!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Julie: Don't you just hate it when you get your head stuck in your placenta?