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You Don't Choose Your Family is a french film of genre Comedy directed by Christian Clavier released in france in DVD on 13 march 2012 with Christian Clavier

You Don't Choose Your Family (2011)

You Don't Choose Your Family
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Release in DVD in france 13 march 2012
Length 1h43
Directed by
OriginFrance
Genres Comedy,    Adventure
Rating56% 2.806732.806732.806732.806732.80673

On ne choisit pas sa famille est un film français réalisé par Christian Clavier, sorti en 2011.

Christian Clavier a écrit, produit et réalisé cette comédie, qui est d'ailleurs sa première réalisation.

Synopsis

César Borgnoli, un concessionnaire de voitures italiennes vivant largement au-dessus de ses moyens, est au bord de la ruine. Sa sœur Alex, qui vit en couple avec sa compagne Kim, lui propose de sauver le garage familial en lui mettant un marché en mains.

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