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Over the Hedge is a american film of genre Comedy directed by Karey Kirkpatrick released in USA on 19 may 2006 with Bruce Willis

Over the Hedge (2006)

Over the Hedge
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RJ

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Didn't you see it? It was in a box. They always got food with them. We eat to live, these guys live to... eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about. [as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do] The human mouth is called a "pie hole". The human being is called a "couch potato". [signifies a telephone] That is a device to summon food (called "a phone"). [signifies the doorbell] That is one of the many voices of food (called "a doorbell"). [signifies the front door] That is the portal for the passing of food (called "delivering"). [signifies a motorcycle] That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive the food, they wear the food (as costumes)! [signifies the grill] That (grill) gets the food hot! [signifies the cooler] That (cooler) keeps the food cold! [signifies "turtle piñata"... with candy inside it] That... I'm not sure what that is. [kids break the turtle piñata and Verne yells] Well, what do you know? Food (or should I say, candy)! [signifies table where family prays before dinner] That is the altar where they worship food. [signifies advert for Seltzer] That's what they eat when they've too much food. [signifies treadmill] That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food! Food (man wearing a drink hat eats a sandwich), food (injured man has a steak on face), food (woman at spa with cucumbers on eyes), food (man pies another man)! (shot of city with food on signs) Food! So, you think they have enough? [everybody nods] Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough… and what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming, silver cans just for us! [opens the trash cans and knocks them over] Dig in!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [pointing to a map of Gladys' backyard] There are traps here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here… here, here, here, here, here… big one here, here… and maybe a few over here.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Just take what you need. Just take what you need.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Please, I'm just a desperate guy, trying to feed his family.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I meant a family of one.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Okay! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Look, it's still in the cave. So, technically, not stolen.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Vincent, wait! I can get it all back! That's right! If you eat me, you'd have to do it. But I can get it! All of it!


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Blue cooler, on my list! Gotta be blue.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook So true, painfully true, and I'll tell you what, I'm gonna get you the picnic pack family-fun sized!


Facebook Share this quote on facebook But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy! A week's perfect, I'll get some helpers.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Verne is about to eat a diaper] That's a diaper, and that does come out of a wazoo.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Verne, I told you to unhook the chain.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Oh come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat, you'll be sweating through the winter. [they don't listen] Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you. [to himself] Shoot! Almost had them.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Hey, everybody! This way to the food!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Verne! Let me in! [Verne presses the mirror button] Wrong button! Wrong button!

Hammy

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Oh, oh! I can burp my ABC'S! [burping] A, B, C...

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [in sing-song voice] I got the cookie.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Oh... [jumping up] Right!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [from sneak preview, burping] ...Y, Z.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [hands R.J. a caffeine drink] Here. I'm not supposed to drink this.


Verne

Facebook Share this quote on facebook That means there's only 274 days left till winter.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [repeated line] My tail is tingling!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [as he and RJ are about to fall] You're the devil.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Hammy, what weird thing? [as he comes to a stop at a long hedge] Oh... that weird thing.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Wait a minute, that means there's 267 days left till winter.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You know, RJ… uh, just for the record, if you had told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear, we would've given it to you.

Vincent

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Yes! And I want my Spuddies! I love those things, cause we're the Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook All right, RJ. I'm going back to sleep. When that moon is full, I'm waking up, and all my stuff had better be right back where it was.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Full moon, all my stuff, and don't even think about running away, because if you do, I will hunt you down and kill you. [throws RJ to the snack machine]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook The moon's not full. You woke me up a week early?



Facebook Share this quote on facebook That is the most vicious, deceitful, self-serving thing I've ever seen. Classic RJ. You take the food, and they take the fall.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook So I was just on my way down here to kill you, but I stopped to watch the show, and I gotta say... [showing R.J Dwayne putting the animals in his truck] that right there is a thing of beauty.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [to RJ as he watches the stars and the full moon] Moon's full, RJ. See ya in the morning. [the moon that turned into a Spuddies chip and he ate the chip]

Stella

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Oh, so we're supposed to go hungry 'cause your butt's vibratin'?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Okay, that's it. I am so sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me and running away because they think I'm filthy! Well, I've got news for you, I didn't get all primped and preened to have some overfed pompous puffball tell me he's too good for me. I got makeup on my butt, dude, and you don't even want to know about the cork!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I'm gonna gas you so hard, your grandchildren will stink!

Tiger

Facebook Share this quote on facebook This face was bred for beauty. I cannot smell a thing.

Police Officers

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Now you lies of the turbo.

Gladys Sharp

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Get out of here! Shoo! Shoo! I just mopped this patio! Filthy vermin!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Hello, I need every business listening you have under "exterminator."

Facebook Share this quote on facebook No! Not humanely. As inhumanely as possible.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook That's the... [Dwayne: The Depelter Turbo. Prepare for a lot of stinging.]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Last words before her defeat] No, it's not my fault, let go of me! [Police Officer: Ma'am...] I can't be arrested! I'm president... [Police Offer: Excuse me...] of the homeowner's association!

Dwayne LoFontant

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontant is here.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Prepare for a lot of stinging.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook She's getting away! [quietly as Gladys is fighting the police] Get her.

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Verne: You know, RJ… uh, just for the record, if you had told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear, we would've given it to you.
RJ: Really?
Verne: Yeah, that's what families do. They look out for each other.
RJ: I never really had anything like that.
Verne: I know, but believe me, this… This is the gateway to the goodlife.
RJ: Really wish you've told me that sooner.
Verne: Well, that's bad communication. Also something families do. So, what do ya say… wanna be part of it?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Tiger: Away with your filth!
Stella: My filth? [The animals gasp] My filth?!
Penny: Oh, jeepers, here we go!
Stella: Okay, that's it! I am so sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me and running away because they think I'm filthy! Well, I've got news for you, I didn't get all primped and preened to have some overfed pompous puffball tell me he's too good for me! I got makeup on my butt, dude, and you don't even want to know about the cork!
Tiger: Stop! No one has ever spoken to me like that. [the animals gasp, then it shows Stella scared] It is bold. I like it.
[RJ And Verne smile at each other]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Gladys Sharp: Hello, I need every business listing you have under "exterminator."

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Verne: [picks up the blue cooler] You're dangerous! You're insane!
Ozzie: Sweet music, I'm going HOME! [coughs] Goodbye, cruel world! [notices the flowerpot on the sidewalk] OHH! OHH! [whispers] Rosebud. [groans as he spins around, then falls on the ground and passes out]
Skeeter: Now can I poke him?
Debbie: NOOO!
Gladys: You see? This is exactly why I called the exterminator, to kill them before they get hurt like this.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Penny: [referring to the hedge] I'd be a lot less afraid if I just knew what it was called.
Hammy: Let's call it Steve!
Verne: Steve?
Hammy: It's a pretty name.
Heather: Steve sounds nice.
Penny: I'm a lot less scared of Steve.
Ozzie: [kneeling before the hedge] Oh, great and powerful Steve… what do you want?
Verne: I... I don't think it can speak.
Woman: I heard that, young man! [everybody screams, Ozzie faints] You get over here right now!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Verne: He's just trying to help us. Just let him in!
Stella: After what he did to us!?
Verne: But he came back. [Vincent's roar is heard]
Lou: And he brought a bear!
Spike: [while driving the van, the others are arguing] Hey, no fighting while we're driving!
Quillo: We will turn this van around, mister! [the scene shows lou and verne in shock]
Lou: [points at Verne] He started it.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook TV Announcer: We now return to "A scoundrel among us".
Woman: You should be ashamed of yourself! We let you into our family, and you fecived us!
[RJ changes the channel]
Man: I gave you my heart, and then I ripped it into 1,000,000 pieces!
[RJ changes the channel again]
Dr. Dennis: Get real, Kevin. 'Cause when you feel like a dirtbag, it's because you're a dirtbag, right? So just say it out loud, "I am a dirtbag."
Lou: "Dirtbag"? I don't think that guy's a real doctor. What Do You Think There, RJ? [notices RJ has gone] RJ?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Hammy: Wanna help me find my nuts?
RJ: Very tempting, Hammy. Very tempting, but first, I wanna show you... this! [shows Hammy a cookie] You like this cookie?
Hammy: Oh, ho, ho!
RJ: Well, this cookie's junk! [throws the cookie out]
Hammy: [mournfully] But I like a cookie.
RJ: Easy, easy, don't worry. I know where to find cookies so great, they'll hand delivered by personal owners.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Vincent: Wow.
RJ: Vincent?
Vincent: So, I was just on my way down here to kill you, but I stopped to watch the show and I gotta say... that right there is a thing of beauty. That is the most vicious, deceitful, self-serving thing I've ever seen. [chuckles] Classic, RJ. You take the food and they take the fall. You keep this up, you're gonna end up just like me - having everything you ever wanted.
RJ: But I already had that.
Vincent: What… them? Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So, a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough, that's life. Trust me, you don't need them. (Do ya?)
RJ: Actually… I do... and right now… they really need me… so I really need this! [takes the wagon with all the food]
Vincent: [enraged] RJ!!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook RJ: Now listen up. What we're going for here is a vicious, man-eating rabid squirrel. Can you handle that?
Hammy: [raises hand] Umm, excuse me.
RJ: Yes... Hammy?
Hammy: Rabbits aren't vicious, they're all cute and cuddly, so...
RJ: "Rabid", not "rabbit".
Hammy: Oohhh... [confused] What?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook RJ: Didn't you see it? It was in a box. They always got food with them. We eat to live, these guys live to... eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about. [as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do] The human mouth is called a "pie hole". The human being is called a "couch potato". [signifies a telephone] That is a device to summon food (called "a phone"). [signifies the doorbell] That is one of the many voices of food (called "a doorbell"). [signifies the front door] That is the portal for the passing of food (called "delivering"). [signifies a motorcycle] That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive the food, they wear the food (as costumes)! [signifies the grill] That (grill) gets the food hot! [signifies the cooler] That (cooler) keeps the food cold! [signifies "turtle piñata"... with candy inside it] That... I'm not sure what that is. [kids break the turtle piñata and Verne yells] Well, what do you know? Food (or should I say, candy)! [signifies table where family prays before dinner] That is the altar where they worship food. [signifies advert for Seltzer] That's what they eat when they've too much food. [signifies treadmill] That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food! Food, food, food, food! FOOD!! So, you think they have enough? [everybody nods] Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough… and what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming, silver cans just for us! [opens the trash cans and knocks them over]
Penny: Sweet Jeepers.
RJ: Dig in! [The animals laugh and cheer while running into the garbage] Hmm? Good, ain't it?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [RJ pulls the string on the toy doll's dack]
Voice Box: Let's Play!
[Nugent the dog notices RJ, RJ then smiles nervously and runs away]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Spike: [jumps onto a remote control] Uh-oh! [Spike turns on the THX logo, then RJ and Verne look around, noticing the THX logo being heard in the living room]
Gladys Sharp: [muttering in her sleep] Just a minute, I'll be right there.
Tiger: What was that?!
Stella: It... That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it? [imitating rising note] Meoooowwwww....
[Spike's quills fly off and hit a table near RJ and Verne]
Quillo: This way, this way! [he and Bucky switches the channel to Gladys sleeping. Spike falls over from the THX logo.]
RJ: Okay, okay, we're good! Go back to work!
Penny: There ya go. [Ozzie throws a can to Penny, who throws it to Spike, who throws it to Heather.]
Heather: [to Verne] Here, catch! [Verne catches the can then throws it to Lou. Lou rolls the can down a transparent paper roll and then Hammy grabs can by can and puts it into the wagon. Penny jumps off of a cupboard with marshmallows stuck on her quills and grabs a cookie box.]
Lou: [tries to hold a plate with strawberry gelatin] Oh, boy. (drops the plate) (gasps) [Heather catches the plate of gelatin. Hammy was still catching food sliding or rolling down the transparent sheet.]
RJ: Yes! We're gonna Make it!
Tiger: My father... he had an exceptionally flat face. It was so beautiful, he could barely breathe!
Stella: Fascinating! [The mountain of food in the wagon has grown in the morning.]
Tiger: ...Inside, I have a multi-leveled climby thing with a shag carpet. Come, I'll show you!
Stella: No, no! I-I-I haven't told you about my life.
RJ: Good, good! Going great, going great! [A coffee machine beeps.]
Verne: [pointing to the coffee machine] What is that?
RJ: That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning. (Oh, no.) [he and Verne turn to the TV where Gladys is gone]
RJ and Verne: AAAHH!!!
Quillo: Where'd she go?! [Gladys comes down the stairs]
Verne: Get down and stay down! [Bucky, Quillo, and Spike hide under a magazine, and the rest of the animals run behind the counter]
Gladys: [Yawns]
Verne: Move, move! [Gladys pours the coffee into a cup. The animals, including RJ, scootch up to look closer. Gladys opens up the cabinet and pulls out a box... with a can of Spuddies behind.] Come on, we've gotta go before she comes back.
RJ: No, not without those Spuddies!
Verne: What?
RJ: Lou, Penny? Back to the TV! Heather, keep an eye on that human!
Heather: I'm on it, RJ.
Ozzie: No, Heather, wait... [runs after Heather.]
Verne: [begins to feel his tail tingle again.] The tingle, the tingle. RJ, the wagon's full! Let's get out of here!
RJ: Hang on, Vincent! This will only take a second!
Verne: Vincent?
RJ: Where?!
Verne: Who's Vincent?
RJ: Oh. Verne, Vincent, simple slip of the bear. Tongue! Uh, erm... Just bear with me is what I... meant to say. There's no bear! [RJ climbs on the bottle rack to get to the Spuddies. Meanwhile, Heather is trying to distract Gladys by copying Ozzie.]
Gladys: Hmm? Ohh!
Heather: Lights fading, limbs growing... [Gladys kicks down the stairs while Ozzie watches in horror.]
Ozzie: Heather? [As Gladys walks down the stairs, she realizes that she made herself sick by knocking out Heather. She runs back upstairs into her room. Ozzie runs towards what seems to be Heather's lifeless body.] [Voice Breaking] Oh, Heather...
Gladys: [Talking to the Verminator on the phone.] There's a dead white rat on my staircase! [Heather's eyes suddenly opened. It turned out she was playing dead]
Ozzie: I thought you were dead.
Heather: I learned from the best, Dad.
Ozzie: That's my girl.
RJ: [still trying to reach the Spuddies can] Come to papa!
Ozzie: [runs to the others with Heather] We'd better hurry, we don't have much time!
Verne: [grabs to RJ's tail] What's going on, RJ?
RJ: Nothing!
Verne: Well then, let's get out of here because we have what we need!
RJ: No, we don't!
Verne: What are you talking about? We have more than enough!
RJ: [snaps] Hey, listen! I've got about this long to hand over that wagon load of food to a homicidal bear, and if these Spuddies aren't on the menu, then I will be! NOW LET GO OF MY TAIL!
Verne: [shocked] What…?!
RJ: Let GO!! [finally grabs the Spuddies can, but Verne gets shocked as him loses his balance. RJ and Verne falls off of the cabinet dropping the Spuddies can, jalapeno peppers, boxes, and a metal grape punch bowl. RJ lands flat on his belly, and as Verne lands on the kitchen floor, he hides in his shell. Stella (with her stripes nearly revealed) notices the crash but thankfully Tiger doesn't. But the character who also notices is Gladys, who immediately turns around, nearly putting down the phone.]
Stella: I'm sorry. I've gotta go.
Tiger: Stella, Stella! Where are you going?! STELLA!!!
'[Gladys rushes down the stairs and sees that her kitchen is a total mess.]
Gladys: [screams]
'[As Stella rushes in, the coal dust brushes off her fur from the cat door.]
Tiger: Stella!
Stella: Look, it's not you. It won't work, okay? Because I'm a–
Gladys: [gasps] SKUNK!!!
Stella: Yeah, that. [Gladys screams as she run a away] Sorry you have to see this. FIRE IN THE HOLE!! [Moments later, green gas explodes out of Gladys's house. A cork flies out of the chimney. Just then, the Verminator's van appears outside.]
Gladys: [coughing] Oh my...
Stella: [to Tiger] The smell doesn't bother you?
Tiger: No, this face was bred for beauty. I can't smell a thing.
Stella: You can't smell?
Verne: [RJ turns and loops at him then runs out through the cat door.] To the door! Go, go, go, go, go, go! [Gladys blocks the door without noticing the animals.] Run!
Dwayne: [Suddenly, he kicks down the other door while wearing a gas mask. The animals (except RJ who is not here) are shocked.] Let's party! [The animals run away.] BUNNIES!!!!! [accidentally traps Gladys' bunny slippers in a net]
Gladys: Aah! [falls over]
Tiger: Flee, my love! [Dwayne shoots at Stella, but Tiger pushes her out of the way, getting himself caught in the net.]
Verne: [to Stella] Run! [to the rest] That way, outside! [As the animals try to escape the house by going through the glass door, they forgot it was shut and the slam into and slide down it. Dwayne finally has the animals where he has them.]
Dwayne: [to Verne] Buenos dias… reptile. [finally catches the animals in with his net gun]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook NOTE: This dialogue is 4 minutes and 21 seconds.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Bucky: What's he gonna do to us, Mama?
Penny: I... I don't know, baby.
Heather: [clutches her arms around Ozzie while locked in a cage, about to be driven off for extermination] I don't wanna die, Dad. Not for real.
Ozzie: There, there, sweetheart. We'll be okay. [Stella, from her cage holds Hammy's hand, who is in his own cage, scared.]
Lou: [to Verne referring to RJ] You were right about him, Verne. We should've listened. Sorry back there.
Verne: No… I knew we wouldn't trust him, and I got us into this. I should have known better.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook RJ: [crying] No! No!
Lou: Verne, are you alright there?! Gimme a hand, Oz.
Ozzie: Oh, sure. Sure.
Penny: What the heck happened?
RJ: It's gone. The food...! [falls into his knees, Wailing] Gone!
Stella: What?!
Heather: Gone?
Stella: How's it gone?
RJ: Ask... him! [points at Verne]
Penny: Verne?
Verne: I returned it... to its rightful owner.
Lou and Ozzie: [shocked and angry] WHAT?!?
Heather: [angrily] We, like, worked our tails off, y'know? Like a lot, and the food we gathered was totally... you know, and you're... you're all whatever!
Ozzie: Yeah, Verne. What were you thinking? The log was full!
Verne: Full of junk!
Lou: Oh. So, what are you saying there, that the food we gather our way isn't as good as the food we gather your way?
Verne: Your way? [points at RJ] You mean "his way". Can you see RJ is just using you?
Penny: [gasps] Verne! Shame on you. RJ wouldn't do that.
Verne: You've got to trust me on this. Don't you understand that there is something wrong with his guy? My tail tingles every time I get near him!
Stella: Oh, so we're supposed to go all hungry, just because your butt's vibratin'? I'm startin' to think that little tingle of yours is just you being jealous!
Verne: Jealous? Of HIM?!?
Lou: Yeah, he is embracing the future there, and now you're just holding us back!
Verne: Oh, I hold you back all right... from extinction! [to RJ] You see what you've done here? If they listened to half the stuff you're telling him, they'll be dead within a week! You are only interested in taking advantage of them BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO STUPID AND NAIVE TO KNOW ANY BETTER!
[Everyone is shocked by Verne's words, especially Hammy]
Hammy: [on a verge of tears] I'm not stupid.
Verne: Okay, I didn't mean, uh... I mean... "ignorant". To the ways over there. [they being walking away] Come on, you guys, you know I didn't mean it like that. Don't... don't do this. Stella? Ozzie? [stops Hammy] Hammy, you know I didn't… Hammy?
Hammy: [pushes Verne away] I'm not stupid.
Verne: Please...

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [the animals, except Verne, shows RJ a surprise; his new home]
Stella: Check it out. [RJ looks around at some random objects of his new home] Your new home!
Hammy: [gestures at the baby car seat] And look, we got a place for you right here!
RJ: That's for me?
Lou: Yeah, is this anything like what you had, RJ?
RJ: This isn't anything like what I had, Lou.
Hammy: [hands RJ a can of caffeine] Here, I'm not supposed to drink this.
RJ: Thanks. [to Heather, who sits on RJ's bag] Is that my bag?
Heather: Yeah, we brought it in here so you wouldn't have to sleep in that old tree.
RJ: Really? Wow.
Bucky: Hey, RJ, check this out! We totally hooked up the TV.
Quillo: I hot-wired the HD converter.
Spike: We get like 1000 channels!
Heather: Here can you take the remote before my dad does?
RJ: Wow. A universal remote? This is nice, guys. Really nice.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Gladys: Why... Why, That's the--
Dwayne: The Depelter Turbo. Prepare for a lot of stinging.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook RJ: ...And there they are. America's most coveted cookies. Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners and Smackeroons. And guess what. They're all yours! [Hammy jumps, but RJ stops him] Whoa, Hamilton. Hold on there, fella. I love your energy, but you just can't take them.
Hammy: But you just said they're mine!
RJ: They will be IF we successfully marry your manic energy to my brilliant plan. You with me, kid?
Hammy: I-I... I-I-I-I... I-I-I-I-I-I–
RJ: The 'ayes' have it. Let's ride.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook SWAT Officer: [while taking a hairless Vincent on a wheelbarrow into the truck] Here We Go! off to the Rockies for you, Smokey.
Police Officer: Now, you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo.
Gladys: Officer, please! It was that Verminator, he sold it to me! This has nothing to do with me!
Police Officer: Hey, hey, it was in your yard, your name's on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.
Gladys: No! It's not my fault, let go of me!
Police Officer: Ma'am...
Gladys: [yelling] I CAN'T BE ARRESTED! I'M PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION!!!
Cop: Take her down!
Dwayne: She's getting away! [quietly as she is fighting the police] Get her. [he climbs over a fence and accidentally steps on a squeak toy]
Nugent the Dog: Play? Play!
Dwayne: Oh, no. No, no! no, no! [there is a bite heard, and Dwayne screams off-screen]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Last lines, after the end credits, RJ is fixing the vending machine]
RJ: Wait! Hang on a minute. [All the chip bags fall down and everyone laughs and cheers] Yes, here we go! [As he tries to get all the chips out, the lid is stuck, and the machine doesn't budge]
Hammy: Kinda anticlimactic.
RJ: Shoot!

Taglines


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Taking back the neighborhood one snack at a time.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ring Leader (RJ tagline)

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Shell Shocked (Verne tagline)

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Nuts! (Hammy tagline)

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Master Blaster. (Stella tagline)