Planet of the Apes (2001)

Share this quote on facebook This one looked at me.

Share this quote on facebook Living with your daughter, Senator, would age any ape quickly.

Share this quote on facebook The humans infest the provinces. They breed too quickly while we grow too soft in our affluence. Even now, they outnumber us, four to one.

Share this quote on facebook Extremism in defense of apes is no vice, Senator. Your ideas threaten our prosperity. The human problem cannot be solved by simply throwing money at it.

Share this quote on facebook Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist.

Share this quote on facebook Is there a soul in there?

Share this quote on facebook So you want to be human? Then wear their mark!

Share this quote on facebook We give thanks to you, Semos, for the fruit of the land. Bless us, holy father, who created all apes in his image. Hasten the day when you will return and bring peace to your children. Amen.

Share this quote on facebook The Senator's daughter flirts with blasphemy.

Share this quote on facebook These humans are different. They travel with apes.

Share this quote on facebook Everything I have believed is a lie! You and your family have betrayed us! I won't help you anymore.

Share this quote on facebook It's disgusting the way we treat humans. Demeans us as much as them.

Share this quote on facebook Apes! Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder...just above humans.

Share this quote on facebook The cost would be prohibitive...although our scientists do tell me these humans carry terrible diseases.

Share this quote on facebook The government tried that once, and all we got for it was a welfare state that nearly bankrupted us.

Share this quote on facebook Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul.

Share this quote on facebook We were searching for a pilot lost in an electromagnetic storm. When we got too close, our guidance systems went haywire. We haven't had any communications since we crash-landed. This planet is...uncharted and uninhabited. We're trying to make the best of it. The apes we brought along have been very helpful. They are a lot stronger...and a lot smarter than we ever imagined.

Share this quote on facebook The others have fled with the children into the mountains. The apes are out of control. One male named Semos, who I raised myself, has taken over the group. He is extremely brutal, violent and very dangerous. We have weapons, but I don't know how much longer we'll last. Maybe I saw the truth when they were young, and I wouldn't admit it! We taught them all too well. They were good students and– [sounds of very loud ape noises, followed by a scream]

Share this quote on facebook Lt. Gen. Karl Vasich: Delta Pod, your flight is not authorized!
Capt. Leo Davidson: I'm going to get my chimp.
Vasich: You bring that thing back here now! Return to base!
Davidson: Never send a monkey to do a man's job.