Reality Bites (1994)

Share this quote on facebook He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

Share this quote on facebook I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!

Share this quote on facebook It's not like I had a hysterectomy. I just got fired.

Share this quote on facebook I have work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.

Share this quote on facebook Hey! I'm a non-practicing virgin.

Share this quote on facebook You look like a doily.

Share this quote on facebook Are employee snacks subsidized?

Share this quote on facebook There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake.

Share this quote on facebook I am not required to make the world a better place.

Share this quote on facebook Honey, the only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself.

Share this quote on facebook There's no point to any of this. It's just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moments where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I, I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt.

Share this quote on facebook I'm bursting with fruit flavor.

Share this quote on facebook You have reached the winter of our discontent.

Share this quote on facebook He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.

Share this quote on facebook Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Share this quote on facebook My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.

Share this quote on facebook My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.

Share this quote on facebook Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?

Share this quote on facebook It's not like its happening to me. It's like it's in a crappy show like Melrose Place.

Share this quote on facebook Evian is naive spelled backwards.

Share this quote on facebook I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.

Share this quote on facebook [after coming out to his mother] I wanna be miserable and happy and all that. I wanna be let back into the house.

Share this quote on facebook My goal is... I'd like a career or something.

Share this quote on facebook Troy: Nice save, Lelaina.
Lelaina: I'm not a valedictorian but I play one on tv.
Troy: We all know you slept your way to the podium.

Share this quote on facebook Lelaina: Well, I know this sounds cornball but I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives.
Troy: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.
Lelaina: And you wonder why we never got involved!

Share this quote on facebook Lelaina: Quick, Vicky, whats your social security?
Vicky: Uhm... 851-25-9357.
Troy: Very impressive.
Vicky: Thats the only thing I really learned in college... Sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling.

Share this quote on facebook Charlane McGregor: Why don't you get a job at the Burgerama? They'll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV, they had this little retarded boy working the register.
Lelaina: Because I'm not retarded, Mom. I was the valedictorian of my university!
Wes McGregor: Well you don't have to put that on your application.

Share this quote on facebook Lelaina: Welcome to the world of the emotionally mature. It's a really nice place to visit. Hey, you may run into Michael. He lives here.
Troy: Oh, yeah, right. Michael. Michael. He's so mature, because he lets you navigate that entire relationship. Well, I'm sorry, Lelaina, but you can't navigate me. I might do mean things, and I might hurt you, and I might run away without your permission, and you might hate me forever. And I know that that scares the shit out of you, because I'm the only real thing that you have.
Lelaina: Yeah, well that ain't real much.

Share this quote on facebook Life is always funnier when it happens to someone else.

Share this quote on facebook A comedy about love in the 90's