The Lego Movie (2014)

Share this quote on facebook [to Lord Business] You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you... still... can change everything.

Share this quote on facebook Hey! I'm Ben, but you can cal me Benny and I can build a spaceship watch this!

Share this quote on facebook Spaceship!

Share this quote on facebook Underwater Spaceship!

Share this quote on facebook One day, a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from it's hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true because it rhymes.

Share this quote on facebook Believe... I know it sounds like a cat poster but it's true.

Share this quote on facebook All I'm asking for is total perfection.

Share this quote on facebook Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions [whispers] or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week. That's the day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day, everybody.

Share this quote on facebook WHO WANTS A TAKOS?!

Share this quote on facebook Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you're part of a team.
Everything is awesome when we're livin' our dream
No need to rock the boat
When we stick together
Side by side, blend right in, fittin' in forever.
Let's party forever!
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me,
When we're working in harmony, yeah.
Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you're part of a team.
Everything is awesome when we're livin' our dream.

Share this quote on facebook Radio DJ: [he turns on the radio] Top of the charts again, it's everything is awesome.
Emmet: Oh, my gosh! I love this Song! [Everything Is Awesome turns on, the music starts playing] Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way] Yes! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile. [waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street]
Paper Boy: Paper!
Emmet: Always root for the local sports team. [a train full of passengers appear]
LEGO® Citizens: Gooooooooo, SPORTS TEAM!!
Emmet: Always return a compliment. [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you look nice! [everyone turns to Emmet]
LEGO® Citizens: So, do you!
Emmet: Drink Overpriced Coffee! [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee]
Larry The Barista: Here you go, that's $37. [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement]
Emmet: [Laughing] Awesome! [Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same]
Construction Worker: Did you see where are my pants last night? [the everyone laughing replies at the same time]
Emmet: [chuckles] Classic Episode!
Foreman: [the Everything is Awesome" music continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position] Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! [the workers start blowing up the buildings] [BOOM!!!!] All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the Instructions!
Construction Worker #1: Hey, buddy! I need 1x2 keyhole!
Emmet: No problem, Michael.
Construction Worker #2: 2x2 macaroni over here.
Emmet: 2x2 macaroni flying in! Here's 1, Mel.
Construction Worker #3: Guys, got a 1x1 with an indented stud on 1 side!
Foreman: Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!
Emmet: Roger that, Roger.
Construction Worker #4: Look alive, coming at you.
Construction Worker #5: Can I get a couple LURPs over here?
Emmet: Thanks, Gail.
Construction Worker #6: Guys, watch me drill this down.
Emmet: [everyone cheers and Emmet]
Construction Workers: [they all start singing along to "Everything is Awesome"]
Emmet: Man, I feel so good right now! I CAN SING THIS SONG FOR HOURS! [5 Hours Later] [everyone at the construction site is still singing "Everything is Awesome" and it's finally coming to the end of the day]
Construction Worker #1: When you're part of a TEAM! [BOOM! everyone cheering] Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get [Gail laughs] CRRRRRRRRRAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYY?! [as the other constructions workers start leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]
Emmet: Chicken wings? I lo...!
Construction Worker #2: Yeah, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?
Emmet: Croissant? I love croissant!
Construction Worker #3: Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!
Emmet: Giant sausages, no way. [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] Do you know what I love to do? This is share a meal with the special people in my life, Fred, Barry, Gail, me and y...?
[suddenly Emmet's into a construction post: WHACK!, Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, and a gust of wind blow his instruction manual out of his hand]
Emmet: Ah, no guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [Emmet laughs as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave just as he hears something a whoosh] I think I heard a whoosh.

Share this quote on facebook [Emmet reads from his manual]
Emmet: If you see anything weird, report it infinite.
[he grabs his phone]
Emmet: Well, I guess I'm gonna have to report youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
[in that moment the hooded figure removes its hood to reveal a beautiful woman, Emmet suddenly gets is frozen on the spot by her beauty, Wyldstyle gasps and the girl gets fed up and makes a run for it]
Emmet: Where are you going?! Miss, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sor...! [Screaming] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH! [Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] [Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[Emmet grunts as he starts going after her he trips and falls down a big hole in the ground, Emmet groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, as Emmet falls underground he gets continually knocked about]
Emmet: Hellooooooooooo? Ow, ow! [he lands on his back in an area where half the walls are painted in rainbow colors] Hey, that's not so bad! Ow! Ooh, aah, aah, ooh!
[Emmet grunts suddenly he starts to fall again and gets knocked about further until he finally falls to the ground and notices a giant block encased]
Emmet: Ow! Ow! [in crystal which is shining brightly]

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: Gail doesn't remember me?
Construction Worker Barry: [on TV] Look at Randy here, he likes sausage. That's something. Gail is perky, that's something. And Harry... [chuckles, starts he the other stops chuckling] ...well....
Foreman Frank: [on TV] When you say Harry, I go: [chuckling] When you say the other guy, I go: [he just looks into the camera showing no emotion]

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: Hey, um...
Wyldstyle: Hang on, sir! [As they pull away, Bad Cop turns to go after them]
Bad Cop: All units, cut them off on Elm, now! [suddenly his face changes to Good Cop]
Good Cop: [Good Cop spins in] [gasping and chuckling] Or, whenever you can?
Robot: Ten-Four, Bad Cop.
Emmet: [Many squad cars block the road, as they are being chased and shit at] Watch out!
Wyldstyle: Hold on! [she jumps the bike bunny hopping over one squad car and going up onto the monorail platform and onto the track, and screaming. Wyldstyle manages to avoid hitting the police cars in front of them] We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him the Piece has been found.
Emmet: Uhu?
Bad Cop: They're up on the monorail. Release the Copper Choppers. [the helicopter above them drops down a motorcycle with two cops in it, a police helicopter flies in dropping a robot on a motorcycle, both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, which begins to drive towards Emmet and the girl, firing a laser as he goes, Emmet shields himself from the fire but the girl, pulls out a multi barrelled laser and returns fire, just as they were about to crash, the figure veers off leaving the robots to crash head-on with a train]
Emmet: Oh, no! [causing a massive explodes, and screaming. He they start shooting at Wyldstyle and Emmet but Wyldstyle shoots back and manages to get their motorcycle onto the street below, they land safely] Will you please tell me what's happening?
Wyldstyle: I'm rescueing you, sir. You're the one that the prophecy spoke of. You're the Special.
Emmet: [Whispers] Me?

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: Ummmmmmm, yes. That's me.
Wyldstyle: Great, you drive.
Emmet: WHAT? [suddenly she jumps up to knock down the helicopter above them, Emmet screams] [as Emmet screams is left to drive the motorcycle by himself, he's got no control over it and starts and Emmet screams] [while driving] I want to go Home! [a house lands in the middle of the roadway and Emmet crashes into it] This is not what I meant! [a house crashing in the middle of the roadway, Emmet screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, as Wyldstyle is trying to take down one of the robot cops chasing them on a bike she sees Emmet swerving around on the road]
Wyldstyle: OH, NO! LOOK OUT, SPECIAL! [to the other drivers on the road as Emmet's tries to control the bike]
Emmet: I'm sorry, never driven a motorcycle, I'm sorry!
[Emmet screams and drivers on the road as Wyldstyle's]
Wyldstyle: Wow, he's amazing!
[Emmet screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Wyldstyle then manages to land onto their bike sitting behind Emmet]

Share this quote on facebook Wyldstyle: Let's head to the Secret Tunnel! [as they get close to the city walls]
Emmet: Ughhh! These are the City Limits!
Wyldstyle: Let's just head for the Tunnel! [as they get nearer to the wall it suddenly opens up to reveal a secret tunnel]
Emmet: Are you, want me to drive into that, weird swirly hole, what are you, insane?!
Wyldstyle: DON'T BREAK, GO! DON'T STOP, GO, NOW!
Emmet: I can't do this! [suddenly Emmet goes to jump out but Wyldstyle grabs him and pulls him back] That's against THE INSTRUCTIONS!
Wyldstyle: Wait! What's Your Favorite Restaurant?
Emmet: Any Chain Restaurant!
Wyldstyle: Favorite TV Show?
Emmet: [TV show] Where Are My Pants?
Wyldstyle: Favorite Song?!
Emmet: [Singing] Everything Is Awesome
Wyldstyle: Oh, no!
[Emmet and Wyldstyle scream, at that moment they enter the secret tunnel in the wall and it, the secret tunnel stops whirring, the falls and crashing, immediately closes up after them making the police cars crashing and wailing, and finally lands onto the ground into a new enter, them and the helicopter crash into it, fire crackling, the Bad Cop tires screeches and grunts]
Bad Cop: DARN-DARN-DARN-DARNY-DARN!!!
[The robot screams, Bad Cop grunts, he starts kicking a metal object in anger, one of the cops behind him starts running off, Bad Cop kicks the metal object and it lands on top of the cop that was running off, chair shatters. Bad Cop grumbles 'Grrrrrgggg!']
Emmet: [Emmet screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! [he and Wyldstyle enter into a new Lego world] [Emmet screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
[Emmet screams 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
[Emmet grunts 'UAAAAH! AAAAH! OOOH! OH! AAAAAH!' as he falls and fianlly lands onto the ground]
Emmet: [Wyldstyle leaves him] [Screaming]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
[Wyldstyle scoffs and walks up]
Emmet: [Stops screaming] Wait. Where are we?
[a sign comes up to announced this new Lego world as "The Old West"]
Emmet: This is so weir...
[suddenly Wyldstyle walks over to him and hits him with a giant cactus]
Emmet: OOOOOOOWW!!!
Wyldstyle: YOU'RE NOT THE SPECIAL, YOU LIED TO ME!!!!!!
Emmet: Well, I mean it depends, it really depends on--
Wyldstyle: You're not even a master builder, are you?!
Emmet: [Wyldstyle turns and starts walking off and Emmet follows her] Eeeeeehhh. I mean I know what a master builder is, why don't you tell me what it is? That way I could see if you're right.
Wyldstyle: You ruined The Prophecy!
Emmet: I'm sorry, okay? You just... you just made being Special sound so good.
Wyldstyle: To think I was going to follow you to the end of the universe!
Emmet: You were? We'll here's the thing. How do we know for sure... That I'm not the Special? We just don't know it yet.
Wyldstyle: [just then Wyldstyle pulls Emmet behind a gravestone as she hears people in the distance] QUIET!!

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: Oh, my G-O-S-H!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle throws Emmet a cowboy hat] Just put the hat on! Oh, and this, and this, and this, and this! [Emmet screams from inside the cowboys wagon she throws him a poncho, gun and a horse] And by the way, I have a boyfriend. [she turns and we see she's wearing an old fashioned western dress]
Emmet: Uh, I'm not sure exactly why you bring that up.
Wyldstyle: It's super serious and you do not wanna mess with him.
Emmet: Okay.
Wyldstyle: [chuckling] So, don't get any ideas. [she jumps onto one of the cowboy's horse]
Emmet: [chuckles] I never have any ideas. [Emmet sits his horse up and it suddenly runs off] [Emmet gasps] WAIT!

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: The Kragle, I know that? I mean, that cop, well he said something about the Kragle, President Business was gonna use the Kragle to end the world in 3-Days. Yes, I can't make any sense of it. [suddenly Wyldstyle realizes something]
Wyldstyle: [Gasps] Taco Tuesday? I knew that was suspicious, there's no time to lose, we must find vitruvius and get to the office tower before it's too late! [she starts rushing off]
Emmet: Okay. [Chuckles] How scary can someone's office be?
Robot #1: [The thunder crashes, and wolf howls, at President Business' Office which is located at the very top of Octan office tower, Emmet's face is plastered on all the monitors as the robots try to find him] President Business, we're trying to locate the fugitive, but his face is so generic it matches every other face in our database!
Lord Business: Diabolical, okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office in... 23-Seconds.
Robot #1: Will do, sir!
Lord Business: CIAO!
Robot #2: Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.
Lord Business: Glad to hear it, let's rebuild that roof to be even higher.
Robot #3: Roof building, we're on it!
Robot #4: Sir, can you approve this poster for Taco Tuesday?
Lord Business: Perfect. WHOO, I love everyone on this room!
Robots: We love you, sir! [going through to the radio station where the song "Everything is Awesome" is being played]
Music on Radio: [Singing] Everything is awesome
Lord Business: Hey, guys, great job, on the Radio-Station!
Music on Radio: [Singing] Everything is cool when you're part of a team
Robot DJ's: Thank you, sir!
Music on Radio: [Singing] Everything is awesome when you're living our dream!
Robot DJ's: We love listening to this song over and over again!
Lord Business: Keep it up, guys!
Music on Radio: [Singing ends, in the TV station we see the actors for the show "Where Are My Pants?"]
Larry: Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants? [the audience laughs as try their fuse and room]
Lord Business: And CUT! [Lord Business laughs and going over to the actors] Hilarious, that never gets old.
Larry: Well, it does not.

Share this quote on facebook [Business changes into his Lord Business outfit with his giant iron legs]
Octan Computer: Activate helmet, light sequence, flame test, engage dramatic entrance.
[suddenly door opens. The Both Guards Screaming 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'. Lord Business enters his office in a cloud of smoke]
Lord Business: Bad Cop.
Bad Cop: [backing away from Lord Business as approaches him] Lord Business, I know the Special got away. B...
Lord Business: Don't be so serious. Where's the other guy? [Bad Cop face turns to Good Cop chuckles 'Hehehehehey!'] Hey, buddy. I missed you.
Good Cop: [sighs] Did you really?
Lord Business: Have I ever shown you my relic collection?
Good Cop: Nope, I don't think you have.
Lord Business: Nobody knows where this stuff comes from. [he shows Good Cop a giant band-aid] This one is the cloak of band-aid, I hear it's super painful to take off! Do you want to try it on? [Good Cop groans, suddenly Bad Cop appears]
Bad Cop: Nope, butt. Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Lord Business: Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of! [Lord Business chuckles and he comes over to Bad Cop and puts one arm around his shoulder] That's super frustrating, it makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just: THROW THEM THROUGH THIS WINDOW, AND OUT INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS!!!!!! [he picks up Bad Cop takes him to the large glass window and bangs his head against it] I wanna do it so bad! [chuckles and Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: [chuckles] I know you do, sir! But, please! Please, don't! [he throws Bad Cop aside]
Lord Business: And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my stuff. But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently. [he turns on his TV monitor which shows his robots carrying the box containing the Kragle] Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics: [his robots open the box containing the Kragle and take it out] THE KRAGLE!!! [we see the Kragle is in fact an old tube of Krazy Glue, Bad Cop gasping and Lord Business] Well, as you can see they're loading the Kragle into a big machine upstairs. I call it: The "Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or TAKOS! The "S" is silent. So on Taco Tuesday it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. [the tentacle reaches out and comes over to Bad Cop] I'll show you how it works.

Share this quote on facebook Lord Business: Just as I thought. You're Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop. Robots, bring me the fleece crested scepter of Q-teep and Po-Leesh Remover of Nai-eel! [the robots bring him a big Q-tip and nail polish remover and Lord Business deeps one end into the polish before turning to Bad Cop] You've already let the special get away once. [two of the robots hold Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: Sir?
Lord Business: I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again, [the robots switch Good Cop in, one of the robots turns Bad Cop's face to Good Cop] NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!! [he brings the Q-Tip onto Good Cop's face, suddenly Lord Business uses the end of the Q-tip with nail polish remover to wipe Good Cop's face off, after three scrubs back and forth, there's nothing left]
Ma Cop: [starts to weep] Oh, son!
Lord Business: On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to kraglize the entire universe so that EVERYONE WILL STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF! [turns to he now faceless Good Cop] Are you gonna be with me or are STUCK HAVIN’ A TEA PARTY WITH YOUR MOM & DAD?!
Pa Cop: Son?
Bad Cop: [The now faceless Good Cop stands back up, only to switch to Bad Cop] Sorry, Dad. I've a job to do. [he uses the TAKOS device to completely glue his parents, the nozzle powers up, he presses a button and the TAKOS fires completely freezing them solid]

Share this quote on facebook Wyldstyle: [to Emmet as they make their way through the saloon] Okay, let's find the wizard and get this over with. [Growls] [Growls] [Emmet gasps, yelps] [Wyldstyle notices Vitruvius playing the piano at the saloon] There he is. [she goes over to him] Vitruvius.
Vitruvius: Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?
Wyldstyle: It's me.
Vitruvius: I am a blind man, and cannot see.
Wyldstyle: It's Wyldstyle. [Emmet groans]
Vitruvius: Are you a DJ? [gasps] Wait, wait, are you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name? Yeah, first Dark Storm... Then Gemini, then there was Neversmile--- Then Freak Face... Then Snazzypants... [suddenly Vitruvius stops playing and turns to Wyldstyle] Meet me upstairs in 10-Seconds. [he then turns and starts to walk off using his, Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, scepter when suddenly he bangs into the wall]

Share this quote on facebook Wyldstyle: That would be great, but emmet is the one who found the Piece. [Emmet turns and waves he chuckles]
Vitruvius: [Gasping] Oh, okay. [turning to Emmet] Emmet, the prophecy states that, you're the special, the most talented--
Wyldstyle: I'm not sure he's the Special, actually--[Emmet's started chuckles]--because he's not even a Master Builder. Watch! Emmet, just given what's around you, build something simple!

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: [Vitruvius goes over to Emmet and puts his hands against Emmet's head] Uh, what are you doing? [suddenly Vitruvius's off Emmet's hair revealing his Lego head]
Vitruvius: [POP] We Are Entering Your Mind...
Emmet: WHAT?!?!?!
Vitruvius: ...to prove that you have to unlock the potential to be a Master Builder, ujjayi breath! [Vitruvius chants in magical language] Shut your face, a found The Dog! [Vitruvius and Wyldstyle start bowing and moving around Emmet until finally we see all of them in Emmet's mind which is a vast empty space] [CRACK!!!]
Emmet: [echoing] Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.
Wyldstyle: [echoing] Hmmmmm.
Vitruvius: [echoing] I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.
Wyldstyle: I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life.
Emmet: [chuckles] That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV. [suddenly a TV forms behind him] Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch. [a couch forms behind him] And I thought to myself, well, what if there’s such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch? [suddenly the couch forms into a double decker couch] Introducing the double decker couch: So everyone could watch TV, together and be buddies! [there’s a moment’s silence]
Wyldstyle: That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Vitruvius: Please, Wyldstyle. Lemme handle this, that idea is just the worst. [to Emmet]

Share this quote on facebook Vitruvius: A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leaches, illiteracy, and um...
Emmet: [Out of the sun flying straight towards them is a...] DRAGON!!! [Emmet screams as the dragon swoops the Batwing as the Batwing dives down to avoid it]
Vitruvius: Yeah, that too. [Batman quickly turns the Batwing back into the Batmobile and lands the car into a forest area, it speeds along the track, Batman makes his aircraft transform into a car and lands on the ground and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...
Batman: Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on some music, sending heavy metal blasting through Emmet and Vitruvius, bouncing them and the roof of the Batmobile up and down, Emmet screams he turns on his stereo making Emmet and Vitruvius jump in the back]
Emmet: Can you turn that down a little bit?!
Batman: This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle turns to Emmet] This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.
Emmet: Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]
Vitruvius: So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, [Batman: Super rich!] take it all the way to the top [Batman: Kinda makes it better!] and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock.

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: [Emmet gasps] Is that Superman?
Statue of Liberty: Oh, Superman.
Superman: Girl, what are you doing right now?
Green Lantern: [from behind Superman] Hey, Superman!
Superman: Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?
Green Lantern: Lantern. Green Lantern.
Superman: Yeah, yeah.
Green Lantern: Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?
Superman: Uh, I've to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]
Green Lantern: [the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large] Did didn't Krypton blow up?
Vitruvius: My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy... [Benny: 'Hello!'] ...2002 NBA All Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully-weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michael Angelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.
[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]

Share this quote on facebook [Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone, Emmet clears throat, referring to the block stuck to his back]
Emmet: Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the block stuck to his back] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.
[the Master Builders cheer express their excitement. Unikitty giggles, Wyldstyle gasps]
Emmet: Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly he's interrupted by a large Master Builder known as Metalbeard crashes]
Metalbeard: REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping your bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible, the last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of!
Emmet: Who are you?
Metalbeard: The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe!
Vitruvius: Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]
Metalbeard: I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] ...and organs! [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Emmet: Okay.
Metalbeard: I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye.
[to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?
Emmet: Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder y-
Metalbeard: WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]
Emmet: Please, everyone, everyone! please.
William Shakespeare: [throws a pizza] Rubbish!
Emmet: [addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!
Swamp Creature: This is supposed to make us feel better?
Emmet: What th-? No, there was about to be a but...
Gandalf: You're a butt!
Dumbledore: Yes.
[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]
Metalbeard: You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]
Emmet: Why are you leaving?!
Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]
Emmet: Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?
Master Builder 1: You're not even a bit special.
[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty witness everything]
Batman: [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to throw things at Emmet]
Master Builder 2: You're a huge disappointment!
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]
Master Builder 3: Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!
Emmet: Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: I was wrong.

Share this quote on facebook Superman: IT DIDN'T BREAK!
Bad Cop: Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gun! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]
Superman: [screams] I CAN'T MOVE!
Green Lantern: Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!
Superman: I super hate you.

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: [as the robots have got hold of Emmet] OW, YOU'RE PULLING MY TORSO OFF!!
Wyldstyle: Babe, help me get him out of here!
Batman: I said every man for himself.
Wyldstyle: Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Batman: Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly he goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!
Wyldstyle: I need you to have a better attitude about it!
Batman: I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]
Bad Cop: [Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker which is now attached to the robot] The Special's in the northwest quadrant, we've got him corner! [he looks down but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to his head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?
Unikitty: Oh, no! They've hit out silly cloud stabilizer!
Wyldstyle: Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!
Emmet: Can't we build something? [suddenly the space guy comes over to them]
Benny: Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!
Wyldstyle: No, no, no, no! You can't, the skies are surrounded.
Benny: That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [Groaning] [looking visibly disappointed he kicks his half built spaceship and it falls apart]

Share this quote on facebook Unikitty: These are the colors I'm making, blue raspberry and sour apple!
Batman: If anybody has black parts I need them, okay? I only work in black. And sometimes very, very dark grey.
Unikitty: [off screen] Use the yellow bricks!
Emmet: Guys, can I help?
Unikitty: [as the sub flips over] No, it has to be this way!
Wyldstyle: [off screen] No, I need that! [Camera cuts to Bad Cop with a pair of binoculars]
Bad Cop: Where is he?
[the sub continues at a very fast pace]
Emmet: Anyone know what this is and do you need it?
Benny: I think we could use wings, rocket boosters...
Wyldstyle: Ew, get your retro space stuff out of my area!
Emmet: Guys, hey? Just tell me exactly what to do and how to do it.
Vitruvius: Emmet, don't worry about what the others are doing. You must embrace what is special about you!
[The camera pans explodes, to a tight shot of Emmet's face as he has an epiphany and grabs some parts. Emmet gasps, back with Bad Cop, who spots Emmet]
Bad Cop: There he is! All units, attack the sub!

Share this quote on facebook Bad Cop: [the group takes the submarine towards the water as Bad Cop at his robots are chasing after them] Stop him, stop him! [suddenly the submarine goes off the edge of a cloud and plunges down] Don't let him get to the water! [as they get closer to the water]
[Wyldstyle screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Wyldstyle: [Screaming] Dive, dive, dive!
[to Bad Cop]
Wyldstyle: [Screaming] Everybody in!
[to Unikitty]
Wyldstyle: [Screaming] We're going under!
[A submarine splashes, the submarine plunges into the water. A chair splashes]
Bad Cop: [Grunts]
[The muffled screams and we then see Cloud Cuckoo Land being destroyed by the robots and the Master Builders handcuffed and taken as prisoners]
Wonder Woman: [muffled stops screaming] Oh, no!

Share this quote on facebook Batman: [he trails off hoping for any positive comments] You are so disappointing on so many levels.
Vitruvius: Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...
Computer: [a wall is breached and even more water floods in] Hull breach!
Unikitty: The walls are crying!
Benny: [as she tries to plug a hole] We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]
Batman: This is not how Batman dies!
[Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]
Wyldstyle: Emmet! Hold on, hold on!
Emmet: Wyldstyle!
[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signalling a detonation]
Wyldstyle: Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybod--!!
[the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface]
[where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]
Bad Cop: Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?
Micro-Manager: Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.
Bad Cop: Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to, we've go to find that piece, [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: "the Special is no more"! [they all depart from the wreckage]

Share this quote on facebook Superman: All the Master Builders you've captured over the years, you brought them here!
Lord Business: You're a very perceptive person, Superman, they come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe: ROBOTS!, Beep [the robots strap a device to Superman's head]
Superman: No, no! [groans] [screaming] NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOH!!!!! [shudders, then his chair shoots up to the top] I can't get much worse than this.

Share this quote on facebook [Benny chuckles and we see the double decker couch floating on the sea and suddenly Emmet and the others pop out of their hiding place from under the flip up seats]
Vitruvius: Well, we're still alive.
Unikitty: YEAH!!!
Wyldstyle: [gasps] The double decker couch! It wasn't totally pointless after all!
Benny: [to Emmet] It's the one thing that stayed together.
Vitruvius: I always believed in you, Emmet.
Batman: I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us. [suddenly a big gigantic ship becomes visible as it comes over to them] My, gosh!

Share this quote on facebook Batman: Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.
Unikitty: [laughs] So, why did you come back?
Metalbeard: This bedoubled land couch. [Everyone turns to look at Emmet's double decker couch] I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

Share this quote on facebook Emmet: What's the last thing Lord Business would expect Master Builders to do?
Benny: Build a spaceship?
Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?
Unikitty: Marry a marshmallow!
Metalbeard: Why, this. [changes into a singing face: ♪Hum hum hum How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪♪]
Emmet: No! It's follow the instructions.
[Everybody groans and complains]
Benny: Don't like that.
Unikitty: Sounds weird.
Emmet: No, wait guys. Listen. You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! ...You could save the universe!
Vitruvius: Well said, Emmet. Well said.
Emmet: Really?
Metalbeard: She be a fine speech there, laddie.
Emmet: Okay. Somebody get me some markers... some construction paper... and some GLITTER GLUE!!! [Emmet stands in front of the instructions he's drawn] I call this, emmet's plan to get inside the tower, put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle and save the world, I've build a hundred just like them back in the city, if we could just get in there, I know where all the air ducts and wiring are located, I can get us anywhere.
Vitruvius: How will we get inside?
Emmet: [Whispers] In a spaceship!
Benny: SPACESHIP! [Benny chuckles and rushes off excitedly to build a spaceship]
Batman: Great idea, a Bat spaceship.
Emmet: No, they're expecting us to show up in a Bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship, or a rainbow sparkled spaceship.

Share this quote on facebook Batman: [suddenly Batman appears behind them with the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive] Need a hyperdrive?
Emmet: No way!
Wyldstyle: BABE!
Emmet: I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT!
Wyldstyle: [Chuckling] You really had me there!
Batman: Those guys were so lame, all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too, all dudes.
Benny: Do you but won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?
Han Solo: [cut to the Millennium Falcon] Come on, Chewie, Hit The Hyperdrive!
[He following the group work together to build a hyperdrive, notices putting into the hit the eaten worm munches, and complains the others, suddenly the spaceship and the Star Wars characters are eaten by an asteroid worm, everyone screams as he falls and finally onto the ground, cut back to the ship]
Batman: Nah, they'll be fine.
[following Emmet's plan, the group work together to build a spaceship]
Emmet: Step 1. [instructing the others] All right, we need a red 4 piece unit over at- [Emmet notices Unikitty putting flowers into the spaceship] Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?
Unikitty: [Unikitty laughs] Sorry!
Wyldstyle: [picking up a piece of Lego as they follow the instructions] Oh, this give me the jeebeeze!
Batman: What do I ev-? I c-! [throws the piece of Lego aside in frustration; Batman's as he throws and finally onto the ground, Batman grunts, after they've build the spaceship]
Emmet: Nice. Step 2, we pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past to the dangerous, but also kind of cool, Laser Gate.
Robot: [in their spaceship they get to the Octan service gate, Batman and Benny are sat in the driver's seat] Space ID.
Batman: I've a drive on.
Robot: Who are you here to see?
Batman: I am here to see... your butt.
Robot: Is that a last name butt, first name y-? [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] -OH, MY GOSH!!
Batman: [Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws another Batarangs at the gate button but fails to hit it] Pow! [throws another which still doesn't hit it] Wham! [throws another and misses again] Kezap! [grunts as he throws and finally onto the ground, he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green] (2)1st try! [after they enter into Octan Tower]
Emmet: Step 3, we break into Lord Business's office and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises. [they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves] Step 4, Benny and Metal Beard sneak their way into the Master Control Room. [as Metal Beard and Benny break into the control room]
Computer: Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.
Robot: 10-4!
Benny: Uh-oh! [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metal Beard and Benny quickly transform themselves as not to be detected, Metal Beard transforms into a photocopying machine]
Robot: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine] Do it! [the robot starts photocopying his butt, both robots laugh 'HEHEHEHEHE, HAHAHAHAH-' and suddenly Metalbeard's transform back and destroys the two robots, Metalbeard screams as he explodes and finally onto the ground]
Benny: Metalbeard, that was awesome!
Metalbeard: First law of the sea, never place your rear end on a pirates face.
Emmet: Once inside they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield. [Metal Beard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer]
Computer: I'm The Computer.
Benny: Cool, a Talking Computer! [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Please Disable The Shield systems.
Computer: Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title. [Benny grumbles as he falls and finally onto the computer]
Emmet: Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed. [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall]
Vitruvius: Okay.
Emmet: Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting]
Lord Business: I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? [suddenly Bruce Wayne enters the room]
Bruce Wayne: I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan; Batman pretends he doesn't know who his alter Lego is]
Batman: Bruce Wayne? [chuckles] Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy. [the other stares, all clearly aware who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence, Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room]
Bruce Wayne: We'd like to invest in your company. Your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.
Lord Business: It is indeed super sweet.
Bruce Wayne: Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?
Lord Business: Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.
Bruce Wayne: Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?
Unikitty: Embarrassing.
Lord Business: Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight foot speakers.
Bruce Wayne: Great call.
Lord Business: Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.
[cut to Lord Business's robots instructing the captive Master Builders in the Think Tank]
Robot: [Laughing] Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!
Gandalf: WELL, NEVER HELP--! [suddenly device attached to their heads initiates and they all start coming up with the instructions] WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS?!
Emmet: Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, to place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. [cut to the group having their planning meeting] BOOM!!!!!, Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, I didn't Draw that! [points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Is that me Exploding?
Vitruvius: Umm, I didn't mention that earlier, when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might Explode?
Emmet: [chuckling] No! But it might not, right?
Vitruvius: [laughing] Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.
[back at Octan Tower, Emmet and Wyldstyle disguised as a robots, deliver the speakers to the control room]
Robot: Attention everybody! Incoming Speaker Delivery! [Emmet looks in fear at the TAKO device and suddenly misses his footing and drops the speaker and THUD!... Emmet grunts and falls the other robots look at them with suspicion] Who are you, 2?
Wyldstyle: [trying to sound like a robot] We are transfers from downstairs.
Robot: What excuse me?
Emmet: [Emmet then speaks in a pretend robot voice] You're robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice?
Wyldstyle: Give me a break, I've never been a robot before.
Emmet: What do you mean?! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A ROBOT! [both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp and as the other robots get ready to attack them] No, no, no! Do not listen to her!
Robot: What are your robot serial numbers? [Wyldstyle gasps and as the robots stare at them suddenly Emmet starts humming the tune to "Everything is Awesome!" then he dances and turns]
Emmet: [Whispering] Everything is awesome!
Robot: [the robots back down] No way, this is my jam.
Robot #2: This is also my jam. [the robots starts singing and dancing]
Robots: Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team
[Emmet starts joining in with them, he turns to Wyldstyle indicating for her to also sing along]
Wyldstyle: I don't want to sing the song. I'm not--? [the robots suddenly get ready to attack them when Wyldstyle joins in and sings] Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome when you're living out a dream!
[the robots start heading in one direction, Wyldstyle and Emmet quickly sneak away]
Wyldstyle: [in normal voice] Quick, let's go. [after they get passed the robots and start climbing up a vent]
Robots: [Singing] Everything Is Awesome
Emmet: [in normal voice] [chuckles] I thought you didn't like that song.
Wyldstyle: I don't.
Emmet: [chuckles]
[tapping into the starts room passed]

Share this quote on facebook [Wyldstyle sees the Kragle in the TAKO device through the ventilation bars]
Wyldstyle: [sighs] Look, Emmet, I wanted it to be me, okay? I wanted to be the Special, and I know that sounds super immature, it's just ever since I heard the prophecy I wanted to be the one, I was right there in that construction site, right on top of it, and then it turned out to be you. [sighs]

Share this quote on facebook Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle takes off her robot disguise] Lucy.
Emmet: What?!
Wyldstyle: That was my real name. You asked earlier and it's... Lucy.
[Emmet takes off his robot disguise]
Emmet: [Laughs] I really like that name. [Wyldstyle chuckles, as the two of them are about to have an intimate moment and touch Emmet and Wyldstyle hands suddenly Batman appears]
Batman: Hey! [Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp] What are you two losers talking about?!
Wyldstyle: Huh. Eh, what? What? [Wyldstyle laughing] Oh, nothing. I just--
Batman: I thought I'd help you guys. Left the weird cat thing to stall.
Unikitty: [we see Unikitty in the Board Room trying to distract the robots] Business, business, business! Numbers! [whispering] Is this working?
Robot: Yes.
Unikitty: Yaaaaaaaaaa--!...
Emmet: There's Bad Cop.
Bad Cop: [Singing] Oh, danny boy, the pipes...
Wyldstyle: Okay, wait for my signal. Good luck, Emmet. [Wyldstyle turns and stars to rush off]
Emmet: Lucy, I guess this might be goodbye. [she turns to face him]
Wyldstyle: I...I don't like goodbyes. Let's just call this, "see you later, alligator."
Emmet: See you later, alligator?
Wyldstyle: [Chuckling] After a while, crocodile. [looking sad, Wyldstyle turns and rushes off, Batman looks at Emmet]
Batman: Who's Lucy?
Emmet: Batman, when we get inside room, there's gonna be audio sensors everywhere. [Emmet shows him the instruction he'd drawn up earlier] You've to be really, really, quiet!
Batman: Don't worry, Dad, I read your dumb instructions, stop yelling at me.
Emmet: [into the walkie-talkie] Benny, what's the status with the shield? [in the control room Benny is quickly working in panic trying to disable the Kragle shield on the computer]
Benny: Oh Whoa,Hey, yeah, yeah,no,nonononononono, it's going great, IT'S JUST GOING GREAT, IF SOMEBODY WOULD LISTEN TO ME!!!
Computer: Well, downloading latest episode of where are my pants?
Benny: [over radio] WHERE ARE YOU GETTING PANTS FROM?!??!! YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT??!!?!
[Bad Cop gets a phone call]
Bad Cop: [Singing] The pipes are calling... [stops singing] Bad Cop?
Wyldstyle Voice Phone: Hi, this is Lord Business's assistant, he would like you to come to his office immediately!
Bad Cop: Copy that, thanks! [as Bad Cop leaves we see the robot voice on the other end of the line is Wyldstyle who is hiding around the corner waiting for Bad Cop to leave]
Wyldstyle: You're welcome, sir? [The falls phone, Wyldstyle grunts, as the door of the security station are about to close Wyldstyle throws her phone at the door stopping it from closing. 'Robot: Hey, who is that?!' Wyldstyle chuckles. from the vent Emmet sees Wyldstyle knocking the robots out in the security room]
Emmet: That's the signal, but... the shield is still up.
Batman: We'll wing it...[Emmet looks blank faced]...it's Bat pun.
[as they make they way to the Kragle, Emmet whispers into the walkie-talkie]
Emmet: Shhhhh!... Benny, disable the shield now!
Benny: Disable the shield! [back in the computer room Benny is frantically trying to get the computer to disable the shield] Disable the shield! WHAT? No, I never once said anything--
Computer: Searching for albanian restaurants, I don't understand what you mean?
Benny: [over radio] DISABLE THE SHIELD! [to the computer, Benny over radio] Disable the shield, come on! You are undermining me! DISABLE THE SHIELD!
Emmet: Benny, what's going on?
Computer: Which phrase would you like me to underline?
Metalbeard: Let me try. [to the computer] BE YE disabling OF YOND shield!
Computer: Disabling shield.
Benny: WHAT? [as the Kragle shield is disabled Emmet stands next to it and whispers into his walkie-talkie]
Emmet: Okay, in 3, 2, 1. Let's do this... [just as Emmet is about to attach the Piece of Resistance to the Kragle. The creaks, sony station whirring. The which is the cap to the tube, Bad Cop and his robots enter. Wyldstyle gasps. Emmet gasps] ...LUCY!!!!! [Wyldstyle gasps, Wyldstyle's goes to attack them but she's knocked out, falls out shield then on again 'Wyldstyle: OHHHH!'] LUCY!!! [the Kragle shield is then turned on again] NOOOOOOOO!!
Batman: [the robots point their guns at Batman and holds up his hand in surrender] Oh, man!
Benny: [Benny and Metalbeard is also captured in the Board Room] Oh, no! [Metalbeard grunts]
Unikitty: [Unikitty is also captured in the Board Room] Uh-oh!
Vitruvius: [Sings] Sneaking Around The Corner [Screaming again] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, suddenly he falls to the ground flat on his face]
Lord Business: Vitruvius, I see you've accidentally wondered into my Think Tank, and by the way, I found a few of your friends. By which I mean, ALL OF 'EM! [Vitruvius turns as Emmet, Lucy, Batman, Benny and Metal Beard are brought in]
Emmet: [Laughs] Sorry!
Lord Business: Acceptable work, Bad Cop!
Bad Cop: Thank you, sir!
Lord Business: Robots, destroy this old man at once.
Vitruvius: Did you just call me old?
Lord Business: Yeah, so what?
Vitruvius: Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word "experienced!" [suddenly Vitruvius starts attacking the robots and manages to knock all of them out, all the captive Master Builders cheer for him] [Vitruvius Chuckles] Do you see, Emmet, a corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of ima- [suddenly Lord Business pops his head off with a penny, he everyone gasps, Lord Business's as he evil laugh]
Emmet: VITRUVIUS! NOOOOOOOO!! [Vitruvius's decapitated head rolls over towards Emmet] Vitruvius... [Vitruvius's eyes open]
Vitruvius: My sweet, Emmet, come closer. You must know something about the prophecy.
Emmet: I don't know, I'm doing my best, but I d-
Vitruvius: The prophecy, I made it up.
Emmet: What?
Vitruvius: But I made it up? And it's not true.
Emmet: Do you can see but that means I'm just I'm not the special?
Vitruvius: Do you can see must listen, what I'm about to tell you will change the course of history? [just as he's about to speak the light in Vitruvius's eyes goes out and he dies] BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMAAAA!!!!!!!!
Emmet: No. No. [the group looks visibly sad as they are led away by the robots]
Lord Business: Hey, not so special anymore, huh? [the robots strap each of the group into one of the Think Tank seats] Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special, I never got a trophy just for showing up, I'm not some special little snowflake! [the micro-manager robot picks up Emmet and straps him onto a battery] No, but as unspecial as I am? You're a thousand-billion times, more unspecial than me. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact-Zero!
Robot: [Laughing] Yes, Lord Business?
[the robots hand Lord Business an Xacto razor and he walks over to Emmet]
Lord Business: Must be weird. 1 minute, you're the most special person in the universe! AND THE NEXT MINUTE... YOU'RE NOBODY! [suddenly Lord Business uses the razor to cut the Piece of Resistance from Emmet's back] Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room... [he suddenly throws the Piece of Resistance out the window, the falls out uses the razor to window shatters] ...uh-oh!! My mistake, there it goes!
Wyldstyle: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lord Business: Bye-bye, forever! [the Piece of Resistance falls into the abyss] WE'LL I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO! [he turns to his robots] RELEASE... THE KRAGLE! Computer?!
Computer: Yes, sir!
Lord Business: Set the electric shocker to 100 Mississippi!
Computer: No problem!
Lord Business: And, then, terminate everyone!
Computer: Already, on it!
Lord Business: Emmet. That should give you, enough time, to witness the first, location to be Kragled... YOUR HOMETOWN!!
Emmet: NOOOOOOOOOO! [Lord Business gets onto the Kragle device]
Lord Business: Bad Cop, unfortunately, I'm gonna have to leave you, here to die!
Bad Cop: Eeeehh. What?! [Bad Cop is suddenly surrounded by robots] Sir. I...
Lord Business: It's not personal... it's just business... Lord Business... CIAO!!
[the Kragle device shoot up to the top of the ceiling disappearing with Lord Business, then the computer starts counting down]
Computer: Beginning zapping termination in...
Batman: [strains as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Computer: ...99 Mississippi, 98 Mississippi...
Benny: [strains as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Unikitty: [whimpers as she falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Computer: ...97 Mississippi...
Wyldstyle: [straining as she falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Computer: ...and so on.
[Emmet gasps shoot up to the top so the ceiling disappearing with then the computer starts, the everyone screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Lord Business purrs aircraft flies over Bricksburg]

Share this quote on facebook [as everyone is busy dancing and cheering Lord Business releases several Kragle devices from his aircraft]
Lord Business: [over radio] Perfect. [normal] Now, everybody say Freeze! [as he starts spraying them with glue some people start running off, he everyone screams as he around and is normal] So I Guess Running Around And Screaming Is Normal. Micro-Manager, Commence Micro-Management!
Micro-Manager: Commencing micro-management. [the everyone screams and micro-managers starts spraying everyone with glue and freezing them, back at the tower Emmet watches this in horror on the big screen]
Man 1: [on screen] What's going on?! I can't move!
Man 2: [Emmet gasps and on screen] No, please! Please, won't somebody help us!
Benny: Emmet, you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.
Emmet: And do didn't you hear him? And the prophecy's made up. You're made I'm not the Special, [Chuckling as Emmet's] and to think for a moment I thought I might be.

Share this quote on facebook [Song ends]
[The end]