Alice
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[some talking daisies insult Alice] Alice: If you're not quiet, I'll make you into a chain!
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[Looks out the door onto the garden full of visitors] How can they expect me to sing in front of all these strangers.
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[While falling down the rabbit hole] I wonder what latitude longitude I've got to. I've no idea what latitude longitude are but they're grand words.
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Perhaps I've fell right through the earth and come out the other side. I shall have to ask somebody the name of the country.
[talks to herself] 'Please ma'am is this New Zealand or Australia'
The Governess
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[to Alice] It's just stage fright. There's nothing to be afraid of, I shall be with you. It's all in the mind child.
The White Rabbit
Dialogue
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Alice: You can't make me sing. I won't. I won't.
The Governess:
[in an angry tone] Now we'll have none of that young lady.
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The March Hare: Have some wine.
Alice: I don't see any wine.
The March Hare: There isn't any, and you're too young.
Alice: It wasn't very polite of you to offer it then.
The March Hare: It wasn't very polite of
you to sit down without an invitation.
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Alice:
[thinking about the riddle] Why is a raven like a writing desk... you know, I-I'm pretty sure I can guess.
The March Hare: You mean you think you know the answer?
Alice: Yes.
The March Hare: Well, then, you should say what you mean.
Alice: Well, I do. At-at least, at least I mean what I say, that-that is the same thing.
Mad Hatter: It's not the same thing at all. You might as well say "I eat what I see" is the same thing as "I see what I eat!"
[A pie sprouts crab legs and crawls across the table]
The March Hare:
[eyeing the pie, picking up a fly swatter] You might as well say "I like what I get" is the same as "I get what I like!"
[whacks the pie]
The Dormouse:
[talking in his sleep, then suddenly awake] Aah! You-you, or you might as well say "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe."
[nods off]
Mad Hatter: Well, it is the same thing with you.
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The Queen of Hearts: Do you play croquet?
Alice: Who, me?
The Queen of Hearts: YES you! I am not in the habit of talking to myself!
[quietly] Even though it's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation around here.
[bellowing] CAN YOU PLAY
CROQUET?!
Alice: Yes.
The Queen of Hearts: COME ON, THEN!!
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The Cheshire Cat: How do you like the Queen?
Alice:
[whispers] I don't. She's so extremely...
[she notices the Queen is standing right behind her and listening] likely to win that it's hardly worth finishing the cat.
The Queen of Hearts:
[stiffly patting Alice's head] Good, good little girl. Charming.
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Alice: You don't seem to have much riding practice.
White Knight: What makes you say that?
Alice: You keep falling off your horse!
White Knight: I've had plenty of practice at THAT, plenty of practice!