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Bedtime Stories is a american film of genre Science fiction directed by Adam Shankman released in USA on 25 december 2008 with Adam Sandler

Bedtime Stories (2008)

Bedtime Stories
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Skeeter Bronson

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Reffering to Bugsy on his head] What the heck is on my head right now?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Skeeter sings to the staff] Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Barry Nottingham doesn't want to hug Skeeter because of germs] Let's get past that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook The Big Hotel Idea Story!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [talking on the phone from the next room] EMERGENCY! [enters the room] They don't have a TV.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [looking at Bugsy's (guinea pig) eyes] Those would look big on a cow.

Jill Hastings

Facebook Share this quote on facebook It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Excuse me Mr. Nottingham. My name is Jill Hastings. I'm a teacher at Webster Elementary.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook [to Skeeter after he finds out that the new hotel is replacing Webster Elementary School] Don't destroy the sliver of respect I still have for you by making lame excuses. Just go away and stay away.

Patrick Bronson

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Skeeter mistakes him for Bobbi] I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Girls are bisgrusting, except for Trisha Sparks.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [looks at the stars] Oh look. A pyramid.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You have to read us a bedtime story.

Bobbi Bronson

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [is asked how hamburgers taste like] Lifechanging.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Patrick's never kissed a girl.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [looking at Skeeter's gifts] Shampoo, and a soap?

Other

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Barry Nottingham Yes. Now, sign the bloody papers.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mickey [translating Skeeter's gibberish] Jumping up and down on the alligator.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Barry Nottingham Germs!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mickey Oh, so positive visualisation. I read a book on that once...I read the back cover...I can't read. [Bugsy starts laughing] Shut up, Bugsy! I've got opposable thumbs. What do you think about that? [Bugsy stops laughing]

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter Am I really getting a cherry-red ferrari?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Robber I don't see why not.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter For freeeee?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Robber Sounds good to meeeee.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Violet Nottingham Skeeter? Skeeter Bronson?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter Yes, ma'am.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter Raining gumballs?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Patrick It's a bedtime story. Anything can happen.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter Yeah, well I guess, in the story. I just wish it was like that in real life. I really do. [imaginary wind chimes sound]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Bobbi You go into a magical cave.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter Caves are nice.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Bobbi And Abe Lincoln's there.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter Abe Lincoln?! What, is this a joke to you?! What the heck's the matter with you?!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter So you need me, this is good. I´ll do it. But you will have to say "Skeeter is the coolest, I´m a nerd".

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Wendy Skeeter is the coolest, I´m a nerd

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Skeeter Yeah, you are!