Bee Movie (2007)

Share this quote on facebook According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Share this quote on facebook Thanks for the coffee. Sorry, I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Share this quote on facebook You know I'm not attracted to the spiders! I know, with everyone else, it's the hottest thing, with the 8 legs and all... I can't get by that face.

Share this quote on facebook Do you know what a Cinnabon is? It's bread! And frosting! And cinnamon! They heat it up! Really hot!

Share this quote on facebook [scoffs] "Tournament of Roses". Roses can't do sports.

Share this quote on facebook We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this!

Share this quote on facebook My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.

Share this quote on facebook I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

Share this quote on facebook Moose blood guy!!

Share this quote on facebook Help me!

Share this quote on facebook Ya like jazz?

Share this quote on facebook [last line] I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

Share this quote on facebook Barry why don't you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those.

Share this quote on facebook Barry I told you, stop flying in the house!

Share this quote on facebook I wish he would always dress like that, it's so nice.

Share this quote on facebook Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

Share this quote on facebook WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT?!

Share this quote on facebook And for your information, I prefer sugar-free Artificial-Sweeteners, MADE BY MAN!

Share this quote on facebook I've got issues!

Share this quote on facebook OHHH!!! That bee is living my life!

Share this quote on facebook When will this nightmare END?!

Share this quote on facebook Match point! You can just start packing up honey, ‘cause I believe you’re about to EAT IT!!!

Share this quote on facebook I know it’s got an aftertaste! I LIKE IT!!!

Share this quote on facebook Barry: 3 days of grade school, 3 days of high school…
Adam: Those were so awkward.
Barry: 3 days of college…? I'm glad I took that one day off in the middle and just hiked around the hive.
Adam: You did come back different.

Share this quote on facebook Buzzwell: Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15… and that concludes our graduation ceremonies.
Barry: Yay!
Buzzwell: And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Share this quote on facebook Adam: Hey, did you hear about Frankie?
Barry: Yeah.
Adam: You going to his funeral?
Barry: No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
Adam: Yeah, I guess he could've just gotten out of the way.

Share this quote on facebook Martin: Our son, the stirrer.
Janet: [extremely happy] You're gonna be a stirrer?
Barry: Nobody's listening to me!
Martin: Wait'll you see the sticks I have for you.
Barry: I can say anything I want right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Janet: [ignores Barry] Let's open up some fresh honey and celebrate!
Barry: Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack it up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody "dawg"!

Share this quote on facebook Martin: We're still here, Barry.
Janet: I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't have responsibility when you yell at him.
Martin: Then why are you yelling at me?
Janet: Because you don't listen!
Martin: Argh, I'm not listening to this.

Share this quote on facebook [The Archies: Sugar, Sugar]
Vanessa: You coming? All set! Watch this!
[explosion]

Share this quote on facebook Radio: From NPR news in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell.

Share this quote on facebook Man 1: You hear something?
Man 2: Like what?
Man 1: Like tiny screaming.
Man 2: Turn off the radio.

Share this quote on facebook Announcer: Hive at 5, the hive's only full-hour action news source.
[screaming]
Bees: No more bee beards!
Announcer: With Bob Bumble at the Anchor Desk, weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung.

Share this quote on facebook Vanessa: My only interest is flowers.
Barry: Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.

Share this quote on facebook Vanessa: Oh, you poor thing. You 2 have been at this for hours!
Barry: [sarcastically] Yes, and Adam here has a been a huge help. [Adam asleep in an empty Cinnabon box]

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Montgomery: Mr. Benson Bee, I'm going to ask what I think the entire court here would like to know... what exactly is your relationship to that woman? [Vanessa gasps]
Barry: We're friends.
Mr. Montgomery: Good friends?
Barry: Yes.
Mr. Montgomery: How good?
Barry: Now, hang on–
Mr. Montgomery: Do you live together?
Barry: Wait, that's not–
Mr. Montgomery: Are you her little... bedbug?

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Montgomery: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the county of nature God put before us. If we were to live the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what if would mean? Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know he could be on steroids!

Share this quote on facebook Vanessa: It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
Barry: It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

Share this quote on facebook Barry: So what do you say, are we gonna be bees or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
Bees: We're bees!
Random bee: Keychain!
Barry: Then everyone follow me... except Keychain!
Pollen Jock: Hold on Barry, you earned this. [places a pollen jock jacket on Barry and the 3 pollen jocks cheer while Vanessa gives him a thumbs up]
Barry: I'm a pollen jock, and its a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves! [the pollen jocks toss Barry a nectar pack]
Adam: Nice.
Janet: [proudly] That's our Barry! [Martin nods proudly in agreement]

Share this quote on facebook Barry: How about a suicide pact?
Vanessa: How would we do it?
Barry: I'll sting you, you step on me.
Vanessa: That just kills you twice.

Share this quote on facebook Giraffe: Action figures, dolls, video games! It's all me! And they pasted my picture on every toy store! Everybody knows my kind are plant eaters, but I'd rather live on ants!
Barry: I have no idea.

Share this quote on facebook Giraffe: You're not another lawyer too, are you?
Mooseblood: Sir, I was already was a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.

Share this quote on facebook Shrek: No?! I'm an ogre. You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks."
Puss In Boots: Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
Oscar: Let's get this party bump, bump, bumpin'.
King Julien: I like to move it, move it, you like to move it!
RJ: This way to the food!
Roddy: Music, maestro!
Donkey: I'ma make some waffles!