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Big Daddy is a american film of genre Drama directed by Dennis Dugan released in USA on 25 june 1999 with Adam Sandler

Big Daddy (1999)

Big Daddy
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Sonny Koufax

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [about two gay friends] What's the big deal? They're the same guys — they just watch a different kind of porno now.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Vanessa, you're a HOOTER'S girl?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Having a son is great... As long as his eyes are closed, and he's not moving or talking.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook The boy just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [drops a can in a supermarket] Dented cans are half-price. Microsoft went down 3 points. We gotta save some money.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Cashier: Hi, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get for you?
Sonny: What do you want?
Julian: Cheerios.
Sonny: Cheerios, they don't got Cheerios, what else?
Julian: Lasagna.
Sonny: Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you? We'll take hotcakes and sausage.
Cashier: Sorry, sir. We stopped serving breakfast.
Sonny: [looks at the clock on the wall] What are you talking about? We're 4 seconds late.
Cashier: No, you're 30 minutes and 4 seconds late. We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
Sonny: AW, HORSESHIT! [Julian starts crying] No, no. Don't cry, I wasn't cursing at you. I was cursing at the lady.
Customer: Nice parenting.
Sonny: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? [throws the man's fries] Take a walk! [to Julian] Do you want a Happy Meal? Can I get you one of those Happy Meals? You got a Happy Meal? Can we get a Happy Meal? WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL?!
[later, Sonny and Julian leave McDonald's; they meet up with the homeless man again]
Homeless Man: Hey, man, where's my Egg McMuffin?
Sonny: Breakfast is over at 10:30.
Homeless Man: Really?
Sonny: Yeah.
Homeless Man: I thought it was 11:00.
Sonny: I thought that too.
Homeless Man: Total mind blower.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Julian hands Sonny a video cassette]
Sonny: What's this?
Julian: The Kangaroo Song.
Sonny: All right. Great. That's terrific. And we're gonna watch this after the game, okay?
Julian: But after my nap, I always watch The Kangaroo Song.
Sonny: It's overtime right now, and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens, like, once every 10 years.
Julian: Kangaroo Song. Kangaroo Song. Kangaroo Song! KANGAROO SONG!
Sonny: ALL RIGHT!!! God! You were normal yesterday!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Waitress: What are you doing in here, cutie?
Julian: Watching football.
Waitress: Who do you want to win?
Julian: The god damn Jets.
Waitress: [laughs] Have fun.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Nature called. Look who answered.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Once you adopt a kid, you've got to keep him.