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Chicago is a american film of genre Drama directed by Rob Marshall released in USA on 24 january 2003 with Renée Zellweger

Chicago (2002)

Chicago
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Velma Kelly

Facebook Share this quote on facebook My sister Veronica and I had this double act, and my husband Charlie traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row. One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread-eagles, backflips, flip-flops, one right after the other. So this one night before the show, we're down at the Hotel Cicero; the three of us, boozin'... having a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some. I come back... open the door... and there's Veronica and Charlie, doing number seventeen: the spread-eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later...when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) Come on babe, why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz! I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down... And all that jazz! Start the car, I know a whoopie spot, where the gin is cold and the piano's hot! It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl, and all... that... jazz!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Listening to a description of Roxie's trial on the radio) Oh, mama, she stole my garter...(grabs radio and shakes it) She stole my garters! First she steals my publicity, then she steals my lawyer, my trial date, and now she steals my goddamn garter!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Smoking her cigarette and smoke puffs from her red lips) Cicero.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Look honey, you want some advice? Well, here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws 'off my underwear, 'kay?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. My sister and I were headed straight for the top! My sister and I made a thou, a week at least- oh yea- but my sister is now unfortunately deceased. I know it's sad, of course, but a fact, is still a fact. And now all that remains, is the remains of a perfect, double, act!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) No, I'm no one's wife, but oh, I love my life!! And all... that... Jazz!!!!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) She'd say, "What's your sister like?" I'd say, "Men."

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You wanted my advice, right? Well here it is. Don't forget Billy Flynn's number one client is... Billy Flynn.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I just can't take it anymore! You can't go anywhere without hearing about that dumb tomato! (Mama sits up with her hair dyed like Roxie's) Oh, no, Mama, not you too.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook What's your talent; washing and drying?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (After Roxie turns down her idea of doing a double act together saying "It'll never work./'Cause I hate you!") There's only one business in the world where that's no problem at all.....(raises eyebrow and grins slyly...leads into Nowadays)

Roxie Hart

Facebook Share this quote on facebook My audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin' them and I love them for lovin' me. And we love each other. And that's cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) And that's good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like. You can even marry Harry, and mess around with Ike!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (At a press conference, protesting her innocence) I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) Who says that murder's not an art?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (In a Southern accent) I was born on a beautiful Southern convent... (In a normal voice) Oh, holy shit! I'm never gonna get this straight!!!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade! I'm not wearing this dress!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You were mentioned in the paper today, in the back with the obituaries. 'Velma Kelly's trial has been postponed indefinitely.' Seven words.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Oh, and by the way, here's a piece of advice from me to you: lay off the caramels.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Velma just sung "I Can't Do It Alone") So where was the part where you blew her brains out??

Amos Hart

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Boy, what a sap I was!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) A human being's made of more than air? With all that bulk you're bound to see 'em there! ...Unless that human bein' next to you, is unimpressive, undistingushed, you... know... who.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane should'a been my name; Mr Cellophane. 'Cause you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know I'm there.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (after singing Mr. Cellophane) Hope I didn't take up too much of your time.

Billy Flynn

Facebook Share this quote on facebook When you came to me, I didn't ask if she was guilty, I didn't ask if she was innocent, I didn't ask if she was a drunk, a dope fiend. No, I asked, did you have five thousand dollars, and you told me yes, but you don't have five thousand dollars so I figure you're a dirty liar and I don't do deals with dirty liars! (Amos reaches out to take back the money) However...

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) Give 'em the old razzle dazzle; razzle dazzle 'em. Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it and the reaction will be passionate. Give 'em the old hocus pocus; bead and feather 'em. How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? Razzle dazzle 'em, and they'll never catch wise.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus. These trials - the whole world - all showbusiness. But kid, you're working with a star - the biggest!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? Because it would sell more papers. That's Chicago.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You're a free woman, Roxie Hart. And God save Illinois.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook This is Chicago, kid. You can't beat fresh blood on the walls.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I don't like to blow my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.

Matron 'Mama' Morton

Facebook Share this quote on facebook As you know I'm here to take care of you. Now if anything hurts you, or upsets you in any way... don't run your fat-ass mouth off to me cause I don't give a shit. Now move out.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) The folks atop the ladder are the ones the world adores. So boost me up my ladder kid, and I'll boost you up yours!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) Let's all stroke together, like the Princeton crew. When you're strokin' Mama, Mama's strokin' you!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Sometimes you get a little success, and it's good riddance to who put you there.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Singing) Ask any of the chickies in my pen, they'll tell you I'm the biggest mother... hen.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (Having been asked what the cost of a phonecall is) Come on, Vel, you know how I feel about you. You're like family to me, one of my own. ...I'll do it for fifty.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook In this town, murder's a form of entertainment.

Bandleader

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Miss Velma Kelly in an act...of desperation.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mr. Billy Flynn and the press conference rag. Notice how his mouth never moves...almost.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Billy Flynn goes to cross-examine Velma Kelly] Ladies and gentlemen...a tap dance.

Annie (Merry Murderess)

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Some men just can't hold their arsenic.

June (Merry Murderess)

Facebook Share this quote on facebook And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Roxie: But he was trying to burgle me!
Harrison: From what I hear, he's been 'burgling' you three times a week for the past month.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Roxie: Yeah, I killed him! And I'd kill him again!
Harrison: Once was enough, dearie. Take her downtown!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mama: You'll be staying in E Block. Murderess' Row, we like to call it.
Roxie: Oh... is that nicer?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Roxie: Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Mama: You're talking to the wrong people.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Roxie: God, that's beautiful!
Billy: Cut out God; stay where you're better acquainted.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ms.Sunshine: Are you sorry?
Roxie: Are you kidding?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Reporter: Would you like to give us a word or two?
Kitty: I'll give you three - GO TO HELL!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Billy: (Roxie has claimed to be pregnant and has been examined) Well, is she or isn't she?
Doctor: (flustered) She is.
Billy: I see. And would you swear to that in court?
Doctor: Yes.
Billy: Good. Button your fly.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Amos: Laugh, why would they laugh?
Billy: 'Cause they can count. Can you count?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Billy: I OBJECT!!
Judge: Sustained.
Harrison: Your Honor, I haven't asked a question yet!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Velma: And then some.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Billy: I object! My client has never held a diary! And even if she did, this would be... invasion of privacy, and violation of the fourth amendment, and,and, and... and illegal search without a warrant!
Roxie: (outraged) Yeah! And she broke the lock!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Billy: Miss Kelly, did you make a deal with Assistant D.A. Harrison to drop all charges against you in exchange for your testimony?
Velma: Why, sure. I'm not a complete idiot.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Roxie: It'll never work.
Velma: Why not?
Roxie: Because I hate you.
Velma: There's only one business where that's no problem at all.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Velma: Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you!
Roxie: Thank you! Believe us, we could never have done it without you!
Roxie and Velma: (singing) And all... that... jazz!! (spoken) That jazz!