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Chicken Run is a american film of genre Comedy directed by Nick Park released in USA on 23 june 2000 with Julia Sawalha

Chicken Run (2000)

Chicken Run
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Ginger

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Fowler, after he says he can't pilot the flying machine] Fowler, you have to fly it. You're always talking about back in your day, well, TODAY is your day!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Bunty, after being berated about the chances of escaping] Then there's still a chance.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To the hens as they panic about being chicken pies] Ladies, please, let's not lose our heads.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Rocky Rhodes as they talk on the roof of Hut 17] It's funny, I've... never actually felt grass beneath my feet.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [After being asked by Mac about the next escape plan] Let's face it. The only way out of here... is wrapped in pastry.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Rocky Rhodes, after she drags him behind Hut 17] If we don't see some results by tomorrow, the deal is off and you're on your own. No more hiding. The farmers will find you and it's back to the circus, flyboy!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Rocky Rhodes as she tries to find a way out of the chicken coop] Mr. Rhodes? Um, perhaps I didn't explain our situation properly. We lay eggs, day in and day out, and when we can't lay anymore, they kill us.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To the hens after they fail to give her ideas for an escape plan] You know what the problem is? The fences aren't just around the farm, they're up here, in your heads. There's a better place out there, somewhere beyond that hill a-and, it has wide open spaces and lots of trees... and grass. Can you imagine that? Cool, green grass.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [In solemn desperation when she realises what she's doing] Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! What am I doing? Who are you trying to fool? You can't lead this bunch of... [Bangs the fence wire, making it rattle] Argh! [Sighs] Heaven help us...

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Whispers, after Edwina has been killed] We've got to get out of here.

Rocky

Facebook Share this quote on facebook FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [After Fowler leaves Hut 17] Hey, what's eatin' Grandpa?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Ginger squawks loudly to attract the attention of Mr. Tweedy, Mrs. Tweedy and the ring master] Was your father, by any chance, a VULTURE?!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [telling jokes at a party] ...And the pig says to the horse: "Hey, fella! Why the long face?"

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Rocky and Ginger are in an oven] It's like an oven in here!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Fowler when hidden by Ginger] Give it a rest, pops!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Ginger] Nice hideout. OUCH, I had more room in my egg.

Fowler

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [clears throat] Roll call! Come along, you'll be late for the parade!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [after Mac's demonstration smashes a turnip] Good grief! The turnip's bought it!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Operation Cover-Up! [Is then covered with an old sock]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [About Rocky] I don't like the look of this one. His eyes are too close together. AND he's a YANK!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Poppycock! Pushy Americans. Always showing up late for every war. Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ahem. Cock-a-doodle-doo! What, what.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Dissension in the ranks? Precisely what Jerry would have wanted! The old "divide and conquer"!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Convinced by Ginger to attempt flying the plane] Wing Commander, T.I. Fowler- reporting for duty.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook The old bird bought it! [laughs]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Keep pedalling! We're not there yet! You can't see paradise if you don't pedal! Put your drumsticks into it!

Bunty

Facebook Share this quote on facebook In all my life I've never heard such a fantastic.. "load" of TRIPE!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [repeated line, hitting Rocky's back] Give over!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I knew he was a fake all along. In fact, I'm not even certain he was American.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Will you shut up about your stupid blooming medals!

Babs

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Nick and Fetcher] We're flying!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Jumping excitedly, proud of herself for "flying"] I flew! I flew!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [After escaping] This is a lovely holiday. I'll be sad to go back.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [After hearing about being a pie] I don’t want to be a pie! I don’t like gravy.

Mac

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [showing Ginger's new plan] Right. We tried going under the wire, and that didnae work. So the plan is... we go over it. [reveals a model of a catapult and shows a turnip dressed as a chicken] This is us, right? We get in, like this... [puts the turnip in the catapult] wind her up... [does exactly what she says] and... LET HER GO! [launches the turnip into a wall which causes it to splat and also causes the other chickens to panic]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Ginger] Aye, hen. And I hate to be the voice of doom, but I've been calculatin' my figures, and...I just don't think we're built for flyin'.

Mrs. Melisha Tweedy

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mr. Tweedy, What is that chicken doing outside the fence?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Just deal with it, now!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Twenty-Two and nine, fourteen shillings and threepence, seven and sixpence, times three, two and nine, four pence, half penny.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [to Mr. Tweedy] Quiet. I'm onto something.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mr. Tweedy, I may finally have found a way to make us some real money around here, and what are you on about?, Ridiculous notions of escaping chickens.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook It's all in your head, Mr. Tweedy. Say it!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Now, You keep telling yourself that, because I don't want to hear another word about it. Is that clear?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [looming over Ginger with an axe] Put the ramp down!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [About the pie machine] This is our future, Mr. Tweedy. No more wasting time with petty egg collection and minuscule profits.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Poor, worthless, nothings. But all that's about to change, This will take Tweedy's farm out of the dark ages and into full-scale automated production. Melisha Tweedy will be poor no longer.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Double their food rations, Mr. Tweedy, I want them all fat as this one.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [to Mr. Willard Tweedy] THEY'RE CHICKENS, YOU DOLT! Apart from you, they're the most stupid creatures on this planet! They don't PLOT, they don't SCHEME, AND THEY ARE NOT ORGANIZED!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mr. Tweedy! Where are you?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I'm sick and tired of making miniscule profits.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [to Ginger] You are going to be a pie!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook D'oh! Stupid, worthless creatures!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Huh?, What did you do, you great pudding?






Facebook Share this quote on facebook It's a pie machine. Chickens go in, pies come out.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Give me a chicken, and I will show you!

Mr. Willard Tweedy

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Now let that be a lesson to lot of ya! NO CHICKEN ESCAPES FROM TWEEDY'S FARM!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [sees the chickens with his tools] Me tools! [the chickens all grow silent and look up at Mr. Tweedy] Why, you thieving little buggers!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook MRS. TWEEDY, THE CHICKENS ARE REVOLTING!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ooh! That's champion, that is. What is it?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook It's all in your head. It's all in your head. It's all in your head.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Oh, yes. Those chickens are up to summat. They're organized, I know it! That Ginger one - I reckon she's their leader...

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I told you they was organized!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I've got a score to settle with you.



Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are... Pecking?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Chicken pies. No, not apple pies. Chicken.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook What the dickens? Oh, gnomes now.

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Bunty, Babs and another hen sneak towards Hut 17 with knitted masks over them. Bunty bangs the door, and Ginger lets them in when she sees who it is, except for Babs, who just stands there. Ginger then pulls Babs in by her wing]
Babs: Ohh!
[Nick bangs the door, and Ginger looks to see who it is.]
Nick: You called? Nick and…
Fetcher: Fetcher.
Nick: At your service.
[Ginger comes out the door. Suddenly, she hears dogs barking and sees Mr. Tweedy looking out the farmhouse window]
Ginger: Over here!
[She leads Nick and Fetcher to a corner.]
Ginger: We need some more things.
Nick: Right you are, miss! [opens a lunchbox and holds up a couple thimbles] How about this quality, hand-crafted tea set?
Ginger: Um, no...
Fetcher: [holds up a drain plug on a chain] Or this lovely necklace and pendant?
Ginger: Well, it's lovely...
Nick: [holds up a badminton birdie] Or how about this little number that's all the rage in the most fashionable coops in Paris. Simply pop it on like so... [pops it on Ginger's head, feathers side up so that she looks like an Indian] And as the French hens say, "Voila!"
Fetcher: That is French.
Nick: And that's two hats in one, miss. For parties... [turns the birdie over, making it look like a wedding veil] ...for weddings! Oh, madame! This makes you look like a vision, like a dream.
Fetcher: Like a duck!
[Nick glares at him]
Ginger: No, thank you. [takes off the birdie and shows a diagram of a catapult] We're making this. We need these things. Can you get them?
Nick: Ooh-hoo-hoo. Ooh, This is a big job, miss. Oh, bigger than the other ones. No, no, this is gonna cost.
Ginger: Same as always: one bag of seed. [hands Nick a bag of chicken feed]
Nick: You call this pay?!
Fetcher: It's chicken feed!
Ginger: What else could go wrong?
Nick: Eggs.
Ginger: Eggs?!
Fetcher: Eggs. [holds up an egg cup and licks his lips]
Ginger: We can't give you our eggs. They're too valuable.
Nick: And so are we. [packs up to leave] After you, Fetcher.
Fetcher: [pause] After I what?
Nick: Move!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ginger: Think everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
Babs: Uh--
Bunty: We haven't tried not trying to escape.
Babs: [happily] Hmm. That might work.
Ginger: What about Edwina? How many more empty nests will it take?
Bunty: Well, perhaps it wouldn't be empty if she'd spent more time laying and less time escaping!
Ginger: So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?
Babs: It's a living.
Ginger: Do you know what the problem is? Are not just all around us. The fences are here in your head.
Ginger: There is a better place out there, beyond on the hill, outdoors, trees and grass.
Ginger: You imagine it, with fresh grass and green.
Chicken #1: And who feeds us?
Ginger: We feed ourselves.
Chicken #2: Where is the farm?
Ginger: There is no farm.
Babs: Then where does the farmer live?
Ginger: There is no farmer, Babs.
Babs: Is he on holiday?
Ginger: He isn't anywhere! Don't you get it? There's no role call, no dogs, no coups and locks and keys, and no fences!
Bunty: In all my life, I've never heard such a fantastic... LOAD OF TRIPE!
[The chickens start murmuring]
Bunty: Oh, face the facts, ducks. The chances of us getting out of here are 1,000,000 to 1.
Ginger: Then there's still a chance.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Babs: Morning, Ginger. Back from holiday?
Ginger: I wasn't on holiday, Babs. I was in solitary confinement.
Babs: Oh, it's nice to get a bit of time to yourself, isn't it?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [first lines]
[Ginger has just dug a hole with a spoon to get under the fence. She signals Bunty, Babs, Edwina and some other chickens to come over to the fence, but they make a loud noise once they come to the fence]
Bunty: [loud whispering] Shush!
Babs: [whimpers]
[Bunty tries to get under the fence, but she is too big. Mr. Tweedy hears this and turns around]
Bunty: I'm stuck!
[Ginger rolls her eyes and goes to help Bunty get under the fence, but Edwina, Babs and the other chickens are making too much noise trying to push Bunty under. Once Ginger arrives to the rescue, she puts her wing over Bunty's beak so that Mr. Tweedy doesn't hear her. Unfortunately, the noise of Edwina, Babs and the other chickens trying to push her under the fence attracts the attention of the dogs. Ginger hears the dogs and sees Mr. Tweedy trying to hold them back]
Ginger: Get back!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ginger: Listen. We'll either die free chickens or we die trying.
Babs: Are those the only choices?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [After everyone is yelling]
Rocky: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Let's back up and start from the top. Where am I?
Ginger: Oh, you're right, how rude of us. We're just very exci-- [clears throat] This is a chicken farm.
Babs: And we're the chickens. [winks]
Rocky: Ah, I'm with you so far. Chicken farm, chickens--
Fowler: [about Rocky] I don't like the look of this one. His eyes are too close together.
Ginger: Fowler, please!
Fowler: And he's a yank!
Rocky: Easy, pops. Cockfighting's illegal where I come from.
Bunty: And where is that, exactly?
Rocky: Ah, just a little place I call The Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave.
Mac: Scotland!
Rocky: No! America!
Chickens: Oooh! America!
Fowler: Poppycock! Pushy Americans, always showing up late for ever war. Overpaid, oversexed, and over here! [exits Hut 17]
Rocky: Hey, what's eatin' Grandpa?
Ginger: Oh, don't mind him, Mr...Mr.?
Rocky: The name's Rocky. Rocky the Rhode Island Red. Rhodes for short.
Random: Rocky Rhodes?
Rocky: Catchy, ain't it?
Ginger: Um, Mr. Rhodes, is this you?
Rocky: Uh, who wants to know?
Ginger: A group of rather desperate chickens. You see, if it is you, then you just might be the answer to our prayers.
[Rocky nervously looks at the chickens, who giggle anxiously]
Rocky: Well, then, call me a miracle, doll face, 'cause that's me.
Chickens: Oooh!
Agnes: And what brings you to England, Mr. Rhodes?
Rocky: Why, all the beautiful English chicks, of course.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ginger: Alright, Fowler! Ready for takeoff!
Fowler: Behind you all the way!
Ginger: But... you're supposed to be up there! [points to the cockpit] You're the pilot!
Fowler: Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
Ginger: But... but back in your day. The Royal Air Force.
Fowler: 644 Squadron, Poultry Division! We were the mascots.
Ginger: You mean you never actually flew the plane!?
Fowler: Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of complex aircraft!
[The chickens hear this and start chattering in a panic.]
Hen: We're all gonna die!
Ginger: You have to fly it. You're always talking about "back in your day," well, today is your day!
Bunty: You can do it, you old sausage.
[Fowler pulls himself together, stands and salutes.]
Fowler: Wing Commander T.I. Fowler reporting for duty. [The hens cheer; Fowler impatiently talks over them, heading for the cockpit.] Come on, what are you waiting for? Let's get this crate off the ground!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Rocky: So, you wanna fly? Well, it ain't gonna be easy, and it ain't gonna happen overnight either. You see, flying takes three things - hard work, perseverance and... hard work.
Fowler: You said "hard work" twice!
Rocky: That's because it takes twice as much work as perseverance. [licks a feather and shows it to the hens, making all of them except Ginger laugh]
Fowler: Codswallop! [muttering] Cocky Yanks think that they know it all... [goes back into Hut 1]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Nick: We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet, like...
Fetcher: [interrupting] Like a fish!
Nick: Yeah, and we-- [pauses] Like a FISH? You stupid Norbert.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Nick: [aboard the flying machine] The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and--
Fetcher: Kiss your bum goodbye!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mr. Willard Tweedy: [being attacked by the chickens] MRS. TWEEDY, THE CHICKENS ARE REVOLTING!
Mrs. Melisha Tweedy: [with her back turned, not paying attention] Finally, something we agree on.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Bunty is laying eggs from her nest for Nick and Fetcher to get more supplies as they are building the flying machine]
Nick: Eggs from Heaven!
Fetcher: No, from her bum!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Fowler: Increase velocity!
Babs: What does that mean?
Bunty: It means PEDAL YOUR FLIPPING GIBLETS OUT!!!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Ginger makes a speech to the hens with Rocky behind her]
Ginger: I knew it was possible.
Rocky: Oh its possible alright.
Ginger: I knew the answer would come.
Rocky: Amen!
Ginger: We're all going to fly over that fence, and Mr. Rhodes is going to show us how, right?
Rocky: That's r-- W-W-What? Did you say "fly"?
Ginger: You can teach us.
Rocky: No, I can't. [The other hens sigh in despair] Listen. Shh! You hear that? [Silence] That's the open road calling my name and I was born to answer that call. Bye. [Dashes out the coop]
Babs: He must have very good hearing.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Fowler is forced to share his bunk in Hut 1 with Rocky]
Fowler: ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS! Asking a senior officer to share his quarters! And with a non-commissioned Yank, no less! Why, back in my day, I'd never...
Rocky: Hey! You weren't exactly MY first choice either. And scoot over, your wing's on my side of the bunk--
Fowler: "YOUR SIDE OF THE BUNK"?! The WHOLE bunk is MY side of the bunk!
Rocky: [snapping back] Just-- Oh, what's that smell?! Is that your breath?
Fowler: [grumbling] ... It's absolutely outrageous...

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mac: THRUST! [rapidfire] I went over my calculations, hen, and I forgot the key element we're missing is thrust!
[Silence]
Rocky: I-– I didn't get a word of that.
Mac: THRUST! Other birds, like ducks and geese, when they take off, what do they have? THRUST!
Rocky: I swear she ain't using real words.
Ginger: She said we need more thrust.
Rocky: Oh! Thrust! Well, of course we need thrust! Thrust and flying are like, well, like this. [counts on his feathers] That's flying, and that's thrust.
Ginger: Will you excuse us?
Mac: Aye.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ginger: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Rocky: Couldn't agree more. And I WILL be leaving THAT way.
Ginger: But...Mr. Rhodes...Please!
Rocky: [singing] ♪ Oh, I'm the type of guy...that likes to roam around. ♪ [a horn honks and a van comes into view] ♪ I'm never in-- ♪ [gasps and dashes behind the hut]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ginger: So that's it. You're from the circus.
Rocky: [alarmed] Shh!
Ginger: You're on the run, aren't you?
Rocky: [pulls Ginger behind Hut 17] You wanna keep it down?! I'm trying to lay low here!
Ginger: I should turn you in right now!
Rocky: You wouldn't… would you?
Ginger: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
Rocky: Because I'm... cute? [Ginger stares at him and squawks loudly, he quickly clamps her beak shut] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What kind of crazy chick are you? Do you know what'll happen if he finds me?!
Ginger: It's a cruel world.
Rocky: I've just decided, I don't like you.
Ginger: I've just decided, I don't care. Now show us how to fly.
Rocky: With this wing?!
Ginger: Teach us, then!
Rocky: No!
[Ginger squawks again]
Mrs. Melisha Tweedy: He's valuable, you say?
Circus Man: Sure.
Mrs. Melisha Tweedy: [to Mr. Tweedy] Get the torch.
Rocky: [clamps her beak closed again] Now you listen here, sister. I'm not going back to that life! I'm a lone free ranger; emphasis on "free"!
Ginger: And that's what we want: freedom! [Rocky notices the Tweedys approaching] Fancy that, they're coming this way.
Rocky: Oh, no! Oh, no, they're after me!
Ginger: Teach us to fly, and we'll hide you.
Rocky: And if I don't? [Ginger starts to squawk again when Rocky clamp her beak shut the instant she does] Was your father, by any chance, a vulture?
Ginger: Do we have a deal? [Offers her wing to seal the deal. Rocky reluctantly agrees and Ginger pulls him behind Hut 17]
Rocky: Time to make good on that deal, doll–
Ginger: [grabs his beak] The name... is Ginger. [knocks on the wall of Hut 17. A hidden door opens and two chickens grab her and Rocky and take them inside]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ginger: I thought you were going to teach us how to fly.
Rocky: That's what I'm doing.
Ginger: [chuckles] Isn't there usually some flapping involved?
Rocky: Hey, do I tell you how to lay eggs? Relax. We're making progress.
Ginger: Really? I can't help feeling we're going round in circles. [points to the chickens, who are indeed, spinning around in circles]
Rocky: What the--? Hey! Cut it out! You're making me dizzy! [The chickens stop, and start wobble around uneasily and toppling over] Yeah. I think they're ready to fly now.
Ginger: Good, 'cause they certainly can't walk anymore.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ginger: [bangs her gavel] Order, order!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [After Ginger has told the chickens that the Tweedys are planning to kill them all]
Rocky: Listen, I've met some hard-boiled eggs in my day, but I'd say you're about 20 minutes!
Ginger: And what's that supposed to mean?
Rocky: It means you gotta lighten up. You see, over in America, we have this rule - "If you want to motivate someone, don't mention death!"
Ginger: Funny. Over here, the rule is "Always tell the truth!"
Rocky: Oh, and hey, that's been working like a real charm, hasn't it? Here's some free advice: you want them to perform? Tell them what they wanna hear.
Ginger: You mean lie? [she exits Hut 1]
Rocky: [sighs] Here we go again. You know what your problem is? You're... difficult!
Ginger: Why? Because I'm honest? I care about what happens to them. Something I wouldn't expect a Lone Free Ranger to know anything about!
Rocky: Hey, if this is the way you show it, I hope you never care about me!
Ginger: I can assure you, I never will!
Rocky: Good!
Ginger: Fine!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [The pie machine has been built and Mr. and Mrs. Tweedy looks at it]
Mr. Willard Tweedy: Ooh! That's champion, that is. What is it?
Mrs. Melisha Tweedy: It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
Mr. Willard Tweedy: Oh! What kind of pies?
Mrs. Melisha Tweedy: [sarcastically] Apple.
Mr. Willard Tweedy: My favorite!
Mrs. Melisha Tweedy: [forcefully] CHICKEN pies, you great lummox! [calmly] Imagine it! In less than a fortnight (2 weeks), every grocer's in the county will be stocked with box upon box of "Mrs Tweedy's Homemade Chicken Pies".
Mr. Willard Tweedy: Just "Mrs"?
Mrs. Melisha Tweedy: Woman's touch. Makes the public feel more comfortable.
Mr. Willard Tweedy: Oh, right. How does it work? [about to pull the gearshift]
Mrs. Melisha Tweedy: [slaps Mr. Tweedy on the hand] Get me a chicken and I'll show you.
Mr. Willard Tweedy: I know just the one... [he walks out]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Ginger has been strapped on the pie machine, and can't get free]
Rocky: Yo! Baby doll!
Ginger: Rocky!
Rocky: I'm coming! [begins slipping on the metal] I'm still coming!
Ginger: Come on! Stop this thing!
Rocky: I'm getting there! [The machine releases Ginger. He makes a grab at her, but misses as she falls down a chute.] Oh, shoot!
Ginger: ROCKY!
Rocky: I'll be down there before you can say– [Mixed vegetables tumble towards him] Mixed vegetables?! [is knocked down the chute]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [last lines; before end credits]
Nick: Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start out own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.
Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then.
Nick: No, no, we need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from.
Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, how are you going to get the egg?
Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.
Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken.
Nick: Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg to get the chicken out of...
Fetcher: Hang on. Let's go over this again?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [very last lines]
Nick: The egg, obviously. Rollin' along, happy as Larry. Then, crack! Hatches into the first chicken.
Fetcher: Yeah, but where'd the egg come from, then?
Nick: What do you mean, "Where'd it come from?"
Fetcher: Egg comes rollin' along, happy as Larry. It's wonderin'; where'd it come from? Without a chicken, you get no egg to come rollin' along.
Nick: Well, conversely, without an egg to hatch into the chicken, there will be no chicken to lay the other egg that hatches into the chicken that lays the egg I mentioned in the first place.
Fetcher: So we got two eggs now?
Nick: No, we're still talking about the very first egg.
Fetcher: Yeah, but what happened about the very first chicken?
Nick: He's in the very first egg! Aren't you listenin'?
Rocky: Uh, guys. Guys? Tryin' to enjoy paradise over here.
Nick: Oh, sorry, guv.
Fetcher: Beg your pardon.
Nick: Won't happen again.
Rocky: Thanks.
Nick: Gitface.
Fetcher: Pillock.
Nick: Thinks he's such a big shot 'cause he's got his name on a poster. These show biz folk are all the same.
Fetcher: Yeah, the rats are the stars, actually.
Nick: Yeah, of course they are.
Fetcher: But he does get all the birds.
Nick: We do all the hard work, he gets all the credit.
Fetcher: He gets everything.
Nick: Yes, he does. Everything.
Fetcher: You said it, mate.
Nick: I know.

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