Con Air (1997)

Share this quote on facebook They somehow managed to get every freak and creep in the universe on this one plane, and then somehow managed to let them take it over, and then they somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.

Share this quote on facebook Put the bunny back in the box.

Share this quote on facebook [on Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom] This one's done it all. Kidnapping, robbery, murder, extortion. His name is Cyrus Grissom, AKA "Cyrus the Virus." Thirty-nine years old, 25 of them spent in our institutions. But he's bettered himself inside. Earned two degrees, including his juris doctorate. He's also killed 11 fellow inmates, incited three riots, and escaped twice. Likes to brag that he's killed more men than cancer. Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane. He's a true product of the system.

Share this quote on facebook [as the convicts dance to "Sweet Home Alabama"] Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Share this quote on facebook Cyrus the Virus: [holding the pilot at gunpoint] Say there was a disturbance, but you've got it under control. Say it, or I will kill you.
Pilot: Without me, you got nobody to fly the plane.
Cyrus: I never think that far ahead.

Share this quote on facebook Cyrus: Good, now here are the rules, I'm going to ask a question and then you will ask a question.
Larkin: Okay... What's your question?
Cyrus: In Carson City, your boys were onto us; how?
Malloy: One of the guards- [Larkin cuts him off]
Larkin: One of the guards faked a heart attack and we had to remove his restraints, okay?
Cyrus: Alright, now what's your question?
Larkin: Where are you going with my plane, Cyrus?
Cyrus: We're going to Disneyland.
Larkin: You're lying, Cyrus.
Cyrus: So are you, Vince. [mocks him by singsong] Ohh... nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the... aaaiirrrplane. [Larkin throws the headset he's using]

Share this quote on facebook [the cons start digging out the Jailbird]
Cyrus the Virus: Thanks, Poe. You've proven to be a most useful mammal.
Cameron Poe: "Many hands make light work." My daddy taught me that.
Cyrus: You know what my daddy taught me?
Poe: What's that?
Cyrus: Nothin'.
Poe: Self-educated man.

Share this quote on facebook [Cyrus has made a map in the dirt using various bits of junk to represent buildings at Lerner Airfield]
Cyrus: Considering my audience, I'm gonna make this very quick and very simple. [points with a stick] This is the boneyard. This is the hangar. This is our plane.
Viking: What's that? [points at a rock]
Cyrus: That's a rock.
Viking: [looks embarrassed] Okay.
Cyrus: The convoy will enter the boneyard here. Initially, we take out the first car [flicks off forward Coke can], then we take out the [hits can] last, creating a trap... an air-tight cage filled with lots and lots of dead people. Nathan, get everybody in position, yeah? [cons mobilize] And bring me those propane tanks!

Share this quote on facebook One wrong flight can ruin your whole day.

Share this quote on facebook Get Ready to Fly.

Share this quote on facebook Buckle Up!

Share this quote on facebook They were deadly on the ground. Now they have wings.

Share this quote on facebook Welcome to Con Air.