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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood is a american film of genre Comedy directed by Paris Barclay released in USA on 12 january 1996 with Shawn Wayans

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

Don't Be a Menace to South central while drinking your juice in the hood.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
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Loc Dog

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Loc Dog shoots a hole in the door as Ashtray approaches] Trey, is that you? Hey nigga, you better start announcing yourself before you get smoked up in here, nigga. Damn. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. Come here you old fool dog mark ass trick, give me some love.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [While filling out a job application] Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook "The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [After his friend dies because he smoked a powerful joint] Yo, pass that shit!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook (After he sees Tray kiss Dashiki) 'ey stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at this party?

Dashiki

Facebook Share this quote on facebook My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style."

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Ashtray and Dashiki are having foreplay on the kitchen floor. Ashtray gets a hot dog out of the fridge and starts rubbing it on Dashiki's face. She sees what it is and takes it and says "nuh-huh fool! that's the baby's lunch!"

Grandma

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [smoking a joint] Damn! This is some good shit.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [after Ashtray hits her] You still hit like a bitch, motherfucker.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfucker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!

ToothPick

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [to new gang member while in prison] Let me tell you something, in this world, if you can't swim...you bound to drizzown. And if you fall, you better pick your punk ass up! [to other gang members] And for the rest of you alls...Don't cut him no slack!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Man, it's only been 1,825 days, 6 hours and 13 minutes! She could have waited! [after seeing Dashiki kissing Ashtray]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Just shoot everything in sight! Everything! [during the final drive by shoot out]

Other

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ashtray's Mother: Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [during job interview] Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all types of ill shit."

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ashtray's cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you steal. And always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mailman:(repeated line) Message!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Al Dog: Five dollas buster!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Preacher: "And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road The Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion! Did I say Mount Cavalry! Huh! Ya'll Don't Hear Me!"

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Korean Woman: [Ashtray is looking at something while the racist Korean woman nervously dusts wine bottles] Hurry up and buy.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Doo Rag: What's up with them hoes tonight?

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Loc Dog: I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real nigga I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying."
Ashtray: "That's all good, man."
Loc Dog: "Work real hard. Work my way up to manager."
Ashtray: "We need more black people like this."
Loc Dog: "You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that [pulls out a pistol an cocks it] motherfucker blind. Break all yallselves.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Toothpick: Man, lock me up!
Crew: Lock me up!
Toothpick: Take me to jail!
Crew: Take me to jail!
Toothpick: Throw away the key!
Crew: Throw away the key!
Toothpick: I ain't afraid to fuck a man in the ass!
Crew: I ain't af- [everyone trails off and stares in disbelief]
Man: [off-screen] This fool is trippin'.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Dashiki: Now children, what do we say when we meet a nice man?
Kids: Are you my daddy?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Loc Dog: How much for this candy bar?
Korean Woman: Das five dala!
Loc Dog: Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that! Some love me long time birch!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that?
Preach: Fuck 'em.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ashtray: We didn't even do nothing.
Officer Self Hatred: What? You think you tough?
[pulls gun on Ashtray]
Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Loc Dog: Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman: The fuck is he talking 'bout?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ashtray: Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity.
Loc Dog's Mom: Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass mothafuckin music down, you wakin up the fuckin babies, mothafucka. This still my mothafuckin house, mothafucka...
Loc Dog's Mom: Who tha fuck is that on my porch?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ashtray: Hey, Preach, what up nigga?
Preach: Y'all need to stop using the word nigga. You see, it's terms like the word nigga that the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.
Ashtray: Word.
Preach: Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that chink motherfucker up the street.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Dashiki: [while having sex] Ooh, Talk dirty to me...
Ashtray: [Within the first minute of their session]
[Grunting]
Ashtray: I-Im Cumming! [makes weird grunts then finally falls over]
Dashiki: What did you just say?
Ashtray: uhh... I'll talk about it after my nap [nods off in sleep]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Preach: [after rescuing Snowflake from Toothpick's gun shots during the final drive by] Is you okay Snowflake?
Snowflake: [smiling with relief] Oh yes, my big chocolate warrior. [Preach kisses her hand]

Cast

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Toothpick - Darrel Heath

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Snowflake - Kelly Vaughn

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Korean Woman - Tamayo Ostuki

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Doo-Rag - Isaiah Barnes