Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

Share this quote on facebook It's all right! She just swallowed a little jewelry, enjoy your dinners.

Share this quote on facebook In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.

Share this quote on facebook I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

Share this quote on facebook There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have hickeyed.

Share this quote on facebook You're going to major in Journalism or Law. Not Rowing.

Share this quote on facebook How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum? How did I fail?

Share this quote on facebook I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

Share this quote on facebook It's like Noel Coward... with hockey!

Share this quote on facebook Honey! Bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser!

Share this quote on facebook I say give them an opportunity to decorate their own cells with their personal interior decorator.

Share this quote on facebook Bob, calm your denial mechanism.

Share this quote on facebook I've been trying since we got divorced to find the right woman for him, somebody to match up with his personality. I'm beginning to wonder if the world population isn't too limited.

Share this quote on facebook Laura: Please, no humiliating schemes.

Share this quote on facebook Rapper: Yo check it I'm through with love / I'm through with all you muthafuckas.

Share this quote on facebook DJ: That's Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchesgarden.

Share this quote on facebook Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
Joe: Hey, I picked you.
Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.
Joe: 'Cause you were impossible to live with.
Steffi: "I was impossible to live with," I love this. You couldn't figure out whether you wanted to be a psychoanalyst or a writer!
Joe: So I compromised, I became a writer and a patient.

Share this quote on facebook Steffi: Y'know over the years I often wondered what would have happened if we stayed together.
Joe: Well, that's something we're never gonna know. We've managed to produce a fabulous daughter, though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my... magic personality.

Share this quote on facebook Joe: Carol was a poet and a member of MENSA so...
Steffi: She was a heroin addict!
Joe: Yeah she was also a heroin addict, but I thought it was insulin, so how was I to know?

Share this quote on facebook Charles Ferry: How was it?
Skylar Dandridge: Good considering I'd never kissed a sociopath.

Share this quote on facebook Bob: Frieda, this pasta doesn't have any sauce
Frieda: It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce. The Italians need sauce. The Italians were weak!

Share this quote on facebook Charles Ferry: If you were my girl, I'd make love to you in every room of the house, on every table top, on every rug...
Schuyler Dandridge: We also have some lovely Early American chandeliers...

Share this quote on facebook Laura: [singing] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again.
Steffi: What are you talking about? You're only 14!
Bob: [singing] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again.
Steffi: What are you talking about? You're not in love with Holden!