G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

Share this quote on facebook Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !

Share this quote on facebook In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."

Share this quote on facebook I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

Share this quote on facebook Damn ninjas.

Share this quote on facebook [greeting Cobra Commander] Cool mask!

Share this quote on facebook Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.

Share this quote on facebook Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.

Share this quote on facebook On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.

Share this quote on facebook You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!

Share this quote on facebook Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.

Share this quote on facebook DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about re-enlisting.

Share this quote on facebook It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

Share this quote on facebook [sneaking up behind the Joes] I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks.

Share this quote on facebook Is this where I ask you what you have planned?

Share this quote on facebook Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays.

Share this quote on facebook Snake Eyes. Last place I thought I'd see you. Warden James. It's a pleasure. I'm a very big fan. I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash.

Share this quote on facebook Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness.

Share this quote on facebook Destro... you're out of the band.

Share this quote on facebook The Cobra revolution has begun.

Share this quote on facebook Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?

Share this quote on facebook [beating Roadblock] I want to see that face. The one where you realize today's the day. It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them all up like fireworks!

Share this quote on facebook Making more things go boom before 9 am. than most people do all day.

Share this quote on facebook Joe Colton: You alright?

Share this quote on facebook Lady Jaye: Yeah. Are you alright?

Share this quote on facebook Joe Colton: My cholesterol's a little high.

Share this quote on facebook Flint: We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: General.

Share this quote on facebook Joe Colton: Call me Joe.

Share this quote on facebook Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

Share this quote on facebook Captain Duke Hauser: Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
Roadblock: Not from their backs they don't.

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: [seeing Mouse is nervous] My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot.

Share this quote on facebook Mouse: Delicious.

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: That's on the rise. Like your panties.
Captain Duke Hauser: You love my panties.

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...
Captain Duke Hauser: Alright, ok, I'm just saying...
Roadblock: You love my panties?
Captain Duke Hauser: Are you going to shut up?
Roadblock: What does that mean?

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: [to Snake Eyes, after planning to take down Cobra Commander] Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: That's what I thought.

Share this quote on facebook Zartan: You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
President: I bet that endears you to the people.
Zartan: Well that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.

Share this quote on facebook Lady Jaye: My dad could see me now...
Flint: What are you talking about?
Lady Jaye: You wouldn't believe it.
Flint: Why?
Lady Jaye: Third generation military. He desperately wanted a fourth. My mom had me.
Flint: Well he must be really proud of you then.
Lady Jaye: He didn't believe in female soldiers. I finally asked him why. He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. I enlisted the next day. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.
Flint: Did it work?
Lady Jaye: He died before I got the chance.

Share this quote on facebook Firefly: [after punching the president] That was for the tax high.
Zartan: Like you pay taxes.
Firefly: Ain't always about me.

Share this quote on facebook Roadblock: Where can we find you, general?
Joe Colton: Just need my orders.
Roadblock: You know we'd make a hell of a team.

Share this quote on facebook Joe Colton: [offering his car] It idles a little rough in neutral.
Roadblock: I ain't gonna be in neutral.
Joe Colton: Hoo-rah.

Share this quote on facebook French Leader: You will have to answer for this... to your Congress... your courts.
Cobra Commander: Correction: *They* will have to answer to *ME*.
Indian Leader: What is it you want?
Cobra Commander: I want it all!