Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

Share this quote on facebook 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?

Share this quote on facebook Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?

Share this quote on facebook Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing!

Share this quote on facebook But Liz is a girl

Share this quote on facebook [holds up lasagna plate] Please, sir, may I have some more?

Share this quote on facebook Oh, dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?

Share this quote on facebook Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield?

Share this quote on facebook What ho!?

Share this quote on facebook Jon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?
Garfield: I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.
Jon: Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.
Garfield: [points at Odie] Which one is he?
Jon: Be good.
Garfield: Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! [Jon leaves] Oh, no. He's under the spell. [Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet] Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!

Share this quote on facebook Dargis: But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 lives!

Share this quote on facebook Prince: All right, I'll count to 100.

Share this quote on facebook Prince: 35, 36, 37, 38... ..96, 97, 98, 99, 100.

Share this quote on facebook Jon: Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?

Share this quote on facebook Garfield: 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?

Share this quote on facebook Garfield: [while at Buckingham Palace] Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? [Odie whizzes on a soldier's foot] Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! [the soldier looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie] The British are coming! The British are coming!

Share this quote on facebook Winston: These are your ancestors, dating back 400 years.

Share this quote on facebook Garfield: [bounces on a bedchamber] I could do some snoozing here, yeah. Even a king needs a catnap. Get up! Get down. Get up! This baby is spring-loaded. Why do you think they call me-- Highness?

Share this quote on facebook Garfield: Does this castle make my butt a little too big?

Share this quote on facebook Garfield: For those keeping score at home, that's 18 lives.

Share this quote on facebook [Dargis notices Liz in the tour group and takes an instant liking to her.]
Dargis: Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz: Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.
Dargis: [refers to her dress] Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz: Bye.
[Liz tries to walk away, but Dargis walks up to her and puts his hand around her waist]
Dargis: If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz: Liz.
Dargis: Ah, the same as our own dear queen. [offers her a drink] Cordial? One question, Liz?
[Garfield walks past sadly and overhears Dargis talking to Liz.]
Garfield: Liz?
Dargis: What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz: Um... Thank you?
Dargis: Mm! But how would you say it?
[Garfield doesn't like seeing Dargis flirting with his owner's girlfriend.]
Garfield: That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Dargis: Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?

Share this quote on facebook Jon: Liz, will you marry me? [shows her the ring]
Liz: Yes.
Garfield: You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.