Ghostbusters (1984)

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Share this quote on facebook Librarian Alice: I don't remember seeing any legs, but it definitely had arms, because it reached out for me.
Ray Stantz: [happily] Arms? I can't wait to get a look at this thing!
Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?
Librarian Alice: No.
Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Library Administrator: [disturbed] What has that got to do with it?
Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Share this quote on facebook Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Peter Venkman: What a crime.

Share this quote on facebook [the Ghostbusters cause a chandelier to fall onto a table]
Ray Stantz: I did that. I did that. That's my fault.
Peter Venkman: It's okay, the table broke the fall.
Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter Venkman: What?
Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Peter Venkman: Why?
Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: [shocked gasp Total protonic reversal.
Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Share this quote on facebook [The Ghostbusters have just completed a hunt in a hotel]
Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Hotel Manager: Did you see it? What was it?
Ray Stantz: [holding up the steaming ghost-trap] We got it!
Hotel Manager: What is it? Will there be any more of them?
Ray Stantz: [coughs] Sir, what you had there was what we referred to as a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class-5 full-roaming vapor. Real nasty one, too.
Peter Venkman: And now... [clears his throat] ...let's talk seriously. Now, for the entrapment, [Spengler holds up four fingers behind the Manager] we're gonna have to ask you for four big ones, $4,000 for that, but we are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast, [Spengler holds up one finger] and that's only going to come to $1,000, fortunately.
Hotel Manager: $5,000? I had no idea it would be so much; I won't pay it.
Peter Venkman: Well, that's all right. We can just put it right back in there.
Ray Stantz: Yeah, we certainly can, Dr. Venkman.
Hotel Manager: No, no, no, no! All right. Anything.
Peter Venkman: [smiling] Thank you.
Ray Stantz: Thank you. Hope we can help you again. [to the hotel guests] Coming through! One Class-5 full-roaming vapor. Move 'em out!

Share this quote on facebook [Gozer materializes in front of the Ghostbusters in the form of a woman.]
Ray Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.
Peter Venkman: That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.
Gozer the Gozerian: Are you a god?
Ray Stantz: [looks at Venkman, who nods] No.
Gozer the Gozerian: Then... DIIIIIIIIE! [sends the Ghostbusters sprawling with lightning bolts]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!" [Ray then nods his head]
Peter Venkman: Alright, This chick is toast!

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Winston Zeddemore: I love this town!

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