Gone Girl (2014)

Share this quote on facebook I swear, you two are the most fucked up people I've ever known and I specialize in fucked up!

Share this quote on facebook Elvis is in Missouri!

Share this quote on facebook [to Amy] You. Fucking. Bitch.

Share this quote on facebook [Opening lines] When I think of my wife, I always think of the back of her head. I picture cracking her lovely skull, unspooling her brain, trying to get answers. The primal questions of a marriage: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other?

Share this quote on facebook [Last lines]What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

Share this quote on facebook Everyone knows that 'complicated' is a code word for bitch.

Share this quote on facebook (To Nick) Boo hoo ! I lost my job. Guess I'll fuck a teenager.

Share this quote on facebook I thought writers hated cliches.

Share this quote on facebook I'm so much happier now that I'm dead. Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lazy lying shitting oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder. Nick Dunne took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That's murder. Let the punishment fit the crime.

Share this quote on facebook Amazing fucking Amy is getting fucking married!

Share this quote on facebook When two people love each other and they can't make that work, that's the real tragedy.

Share this quote on facebook Want to test your marriage for weak spots? Add one recession, subtract two jobs. It's surprisingly effective.

Share this quote on facebook Margo Dunne: [discussing what kind of wood item Nick is going to give to Amy for their fifth wedding anniversary, the "wood" anniversary] So, what'd you get her?"
Nick Dunne: There's no good gift for wood.
Margo Dunne: I know. Go home, fuck her brains out, slap her with your penis. "There's some wood for you, bitch."

Share this quote on facebook Nick Dunne: I always wondered why you kept in touch, after everything. You were together for two years in boarding school, right?
Desi Collings: She was my first serious girlfriend.
Nick Dunne: Why did you break up?
Desi Collings: That's a strange question.
Nick Dunne: Did you treat her bad? Did you cheat on her?
Desi Collings: That's a rude question.
Nick Dunne: Let me tell you what Amy told me. She dumped you, you completely unravelled. You stalked her, you threatened her, you attempted suicide in her bed and were institutionalised.
Desi Collings: Your wife is missing, and you came all this way to tell me this?
Nick Dunne: Well I thought there might be another side to this story.
[Desi closes the door]

Share this quote on facebook Tanner Bolt: I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition. What to say, what not to say.
Margo Dunne: A trained monkey?
Tanner Bolt: A monkey who doesn't get the lethal injection.

Share this quote on facebook Nick Dunne: You fucking cunt!
Amy Dunne: I'm the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I'm not a quitter, I'm that cunt. I killed for you; who else can say that? You think you'd be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I'm it.
Nick Dunne: Fuck. You're delusional. I mean, you're insane, why would you even want this? Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, try to control each other. We caused each other pain.
Amy Dunne: That's marriage.

Share this quote on facebook Nick Dunne: [after seeing positive pregnancy test] I didn't touch you!
Amy Dunne: You didn't need to.
Nick Dunne: Bullshit! That notice of disposal, I have that. You threw it out.
Amy Dunne: The notice? Yes. [rubs stomach]
Nick Dunne: I want a blood test! I want a paternity test!
Amy Dunne: I love tests.