Happily N'Ever After (2007)

Share this quote on facebook 40 flights of stairs in heels? This had better be good...

Share this quote on facebook We are always, the losers, the bad guys. Is that fair? No, 'cause starting tonight, I give you Happily Never After!

Share this quote on facebook Maybe it's just fireworks?

Share this quote on facebook Could you just give her split ends, or dandruff, or something?

Share this quote on facebook Don't call the boss!

Share this quote on facebook I didn't order a stepmother.

Share this quote on facebook He's falling off! He's falling off the steed. He fell off.

Share this quote on facebook He's on the ground now.

Share this quote on facebook They're kickin' him now.

Share this quote on facebook And they're laughing... they're laughing at him.

Share this quote on facebook Yo, we're cool, we're low. We're on the down low, the DL. Down low. Way down here we're slowly moley roly-poly.

Share this quote on facebook Rick: Can I get you guys a refill on the meat?
Wolf #1: [gestures to a chair] What's your rush, kid? Sit down!
Wolf #2: Takes a load off! Pour yourself a glass.
Rick: [sits] All right! Don't mind if I do. You know, that's the first time anybody asked me to sit down...
[puts feet up, accidentally kicks fork, drink flies across room and melts witch]
Wolf #1: So, what's your name, kid?
Rick: Rick.
Wolf #2: So, are you a good guy, or a bad guy, or what kind?
Rick: Neither! I work in the kitchen.
Wolf #1: Let me give you some advice. Around here, you're either a good guy, or a bad guy. And between you and me, I don't see much future in being good *Capiche*?

Share this quote on facebook Munk: We're not tipping the scales of good and evil so YOU can be entertained!
Mambo: What if we made the 7 dwarves, 7 feet TALL? And...
Munk: No way!
Mambo: What about making Rapunzel go bald...
Munk: [interrupts, grabs remote] NO! Forget it.
[walks away]
Mambo: Couldn't we just give her split ends, or dandruff or a mullet, or SOMETHING!?!

Share this quote on facebook Rick: What's going on?
Mambo: [watching Prince Humperdink storm the castle] There's the dashing prince, he's charging, he's wielding his noble sword, with... with fiery determination, he's falling off, he's falling off the steed, he fell off... he's on the ground now, he's on the ground, he's lookin' for his noble sword...
Rick: I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the guy!
Mambo: He's feeling around, is that, he has a stick,
[Humperdink shrieks]
Mambo: Oh... ooh, they're kicking him now... and they're laughing, they're laughing at him, and they're, he, oh, he just... got... captured...

Share this quote on facebook Ella: [gushing to Rick about Prince Humperdink] Oh, did you see him today? Who's he warning?

Share this quote on facebook Mambo: I hate gravity!

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Share this quote on facebook Fairy Tale Endings Aren't What They Used To Be

Share this quote on facebook Finders Keepers.

Share this quote on facebook The future looks Grimm