Search a film or person :
FacebookConnectionRegistration
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is a american film of genre Comedy directed by Jon Hurwitz released in USA on 25 april 2008 with John Cho

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
If you like this film, let us know!

Harold Lee

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Discovers that Kumar has brought weed on the airplane] You brought weed on the fucking airplane?!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Oh yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! 'Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Dressed in KKK clothes after coming to a KKK barbeque and was asked to say 1 racist thing you did in the week] I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Jesus, Kumar. I don't like it so much.

Kumar Patel

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3'] I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sum, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Dude, whats a blumpkin?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Meet the smokeless bong

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ugh, smells like burnt asshole.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Its not a bomb, its a bong

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You fucking pissed on me, you racist fuck!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Dude, this chick is giving me such a boner. Its awesome!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook His dick smells like shit dude!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You guys wanna know something real fucked up and awesome that I did? I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick!

Ron Fox

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Seeing Harold and Kumar in custody] North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Hey, hey, hey, hey! Zip it, Hello Kitty, okay? I know your operation's funded through drugs.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Derek, could I get another water... [sees Harold and Kumar escaping] WHAT THE FUCK?!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Last words] FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!

Dr. John Beecher

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart. you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent. But you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Last words] It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be all right.

Grand Wizard

Facebook Share this quote on facebook What in the nigger was that?

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Old Lady:(sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong) T-T-T-TERRORIST!
[The passengers begin to scream and panic]
Harold: No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot.
Kumar: This is just a bong.
Male Passenger: He said he's got a bomb!
Male Passenger 1: He's gonna blow up the plane!
Kumar: It's not a bomb, it's just a bong.
[An undercover flight marshal draws a pistol and tackles Kumar; the bong flies forward, hits the floor and shatters, releasing smoke]
Businessman: Poison gas!
[People start to panic and flee towards the cockpit]
Marshal: [To Kumar] You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist fuck!
Harold: Hey! Hey what are you doing!
[A second flight marshal tackles Harold]
Marshal: There are three, air marshals on board, three!
Kumar: We are not terrorists sir! That's a bong, not a bomb!
Marshal: Shut up!
Marshal 2: [Draws Pistol] I got this one!
Harold: Ow! I'm in great amount of pain, sir!
[As the passengers slowly calm down, the first Marshal looks at the crowd]
Marshal: Everybody relax. Just calm down everything's under control! Tell them to turn the plane around; these two assholes are going back to the US!

About Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Facebook Share this quote on facebook It’s not that Guantánamo Bay itself is funny, but it’s utterly ridiculous for Harold and Kumar to be thrown in there.