Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Share this quote on facebook Oh, crap.

Share this quote on facebook Open wide!

Share this quote on facebook A forest god, eh? I'm gonna get me Big Baby.

Share this quote on facebook You woke up the baby.

Share this quote on facebook WHAT'S MY FLAW?!

Share this quote on facebook Glasshole.

Share this quote on facebook Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal.

Share this quote on facebook Lucy, I'm home! [referring to the Fragglewump dressed as an old lady]

Share this quote on facebook I got one. I challenge Prince Nuada for the right to command this army.

Share this quote on facebook [about to fight Nuada] I'm not gonna kill him, Abe. But I am gonna kick his ass.

Share this quote on facebook You jumpy, slippery bastard. I got you now.

Share this quote on facebook Sorry, pal. I win. you live.

Share this quote on facebook It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus!

Share this quote on facebook It's The Last One!! ( last six pack of beer when opening the fridge )

Share this quote on facebook (to Hellboy) I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know.

Share this quote on facebook Damen und Herren, Johann Krauss, at your service.

Share this quote on facebook [as Hellboy fights the forest god] You must shoot it in ze energy ganglion! [Hellboy: "What?!"] Ze energy ganglion! Scheissekopf, ZE HEAD! SHOOT IT IN ZE HEAD!

Share this quote on facebook Zere we are! Your temper – it makes you sloppy! Try to control it, Agent Hellboy, before it controls you. [walks away, singing cheerfully in German]

Share this quote on facebook Agent Sherman... Liz... screw ze clearance! We will take zat plane!

Share this quote on facebook Well, I'm out of ideas.

Share this quote on facebook [after killing an auctioneer] Be quiet. [retrieves the first piece of the Golden Army crown; everyone screams in the background] SIT... DOWN! Proud, empty, hollow things that you are. Let this remind you... why you once feared the dark. [releases a swarm of flesh-eating faeries unto all the auctioneers]

Share this quote on facebook Kill them.

Share this quote on facebook [to Hellboy about the forest god] Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again... You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king... If you cannot command, than you must obey.

Share this quote on facebook I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad...and the worst.

Share this quote on facebook (defeated, to Hellboy) Kill me. You must. For I will not stop. I cannot.

Share this quote on facebook [to Hellboy] You may have mused in the past: "Am I mortal?" [stabs him with a spear] You are now.

Share this quote on facebook I am Prince Nuada Silverlance, leader of the Golden Army! Is there anyone here who would dispute my right?

Share this quote on facebook [last words] The humans, they will tire of you. They have already turned against you. Leave them. Is it them, or us? Which holocaust should be chosen? We die, and the world will be poorer for it. Nuala, my sister.

Share this quote on facebook (to Hellboy) You've murdered me. You have murdered me. You have ridiculed me, and y–... you have brought this unto yourself.

Share this quote on facebook (about Hellboy's publicity) I suppress each photo, cell phone videos, they cost me a fortune, and then they show up on YouTube... God, I hate YouTube!

Share this quote on facebook Goblin: (taking the group to the resting place of the Golden Army) Here we are... and there they are. Seventy times seventy soldiers. Sometimes I wish we'd never created them. Bim-bam went the hammers! Whoosh went the furnaces! One of those fires took my legs off. This is as far as I go. I'm not very good with steps. But if you're here to stop him, the Prince, I wish you luck. The Golden Army must not awaken. Undo what we did.

Share this quote on facebook Professor Trevor Bruttenholm: It is said that at the dawn of time, man, beast, and all magical beings lived together under Aeglin, the Father Tree. But man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire earth. The blood of many an elf, ogre, and goblin spilled in their war with man, and King Balor, the one-armed king of Elfland watched the slaughter in dread and despair. But one day, the master of the goblin blacksmiths offered to build the king a golden mechanical army, seventy times seventy soldiers, that would never know hunger, and could not be stopped. Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. "Build me this army," the king said. And so, a magical crown was forged that would allow those of royal blood to command the Golden Army, if unchallenged. "I am King Balor, leader of the Golden Army." "Is there anyone who disputes my right?" And in his throne room, no one challenged his word. So the world was changed and the next time the humans marched, they felt the earth tremble beneath their feet and saw the sky darkened with monstrous shapes. The Golden Army have no remorse, felt no loyalty for pain. And King Balor's heart grew heavy in regret, so he called a truce. And divided the crown in three pieces, one for the humans and two for himself. In exchange, man would keep to the cities and the magical beings would own the forests. This truce would be honor by their sons and the sons of their sons until the end of time, but Prince Nuada did not believe in the promises of man. And it is said that he went into exile, vowing to return the day his people needed him most. So the Golden Army laid dormant, locked inside the earth... Waiting... And there it is to this day, awaiting the day the crown is made whole again. Silent, still... and indestructible.

Share this quote on facebook [Nuada enters his father's audience chamber and kneels]
Prince Nuada: [in Gaelic] Father.
King Balor: [in Gaelic] Why? Why have you done this? Why?
Prince Nuada: To set us free. All of us, Father.
King Balor: [in Gaelic] You have broken an ancient truce between our people and mankind.
Prince Nuada: A truce based on shame! The humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the Earth. And for what?! Parking lots, shopping malls! Greed has burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled; they will NEVER have enough!
King Balor: [in Gaelic] What humans do is in their nature; to honour the truce is in ours.
Prince Nuada: Honour? Look at this place. Where is the honour in it? Father, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet? [turns to the crowd] I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright. And for that, I will call upon the help of all of my people. And they will answer - the good, the bad...[holds up the crown piece] and the worst. [Balor is horrified, as his hand goes to the crown piece in his armor]
King Balor: [in Gaelic] The Golden Army! You cannot be that mad!
Prince Nuada: Perhaps I am. Perhaps they made me so.
Princess Nuala: [in Gaelic] Awaken the army...but our green fields cannot grow out of all that blood. Let the army sleep. If our days have ended, let us all fade.
Prince Nuada: We will not fade.
King Balor: [in Gaelic] For the last time, my son, I ask you: is this the path you wish to take?
Prince Nuada: It is. I'm sorry, Father.
King Balor: [in Gaelic] Then you leave me no choice. [sighs, looks away] Death! [Balor's guards raise their weapons]
Prince Nuada: And you, sister, are you at peace with your king's verdict?
Princess Nuala: I am, my brother. I am.
Prince Nuada: Then very well. Death it is.

Share this quote on facebook Princess Nuala: [with the others in the meat-locker] To wage his war, my brother needs this. [holding the crown piece and cylinder] The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber.
Krauss: The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide...
Hellboy: [under his breath] Howdy Doody.
Krauss: Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us–
Princess Nuala: No. Where it goes, I go. My father died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions.
Abe: The lady is in dire danger.
Krauss: I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Sapien?
Abe: Most emphatically, yes.
Krauss: Even so... I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own.
Hellboy: [getting in Johann's face] Lady just lost her father, what more do you want?
Krauss: You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that–
Hellboy: She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag?
Johann Krauss: (offended) What–what did you call me?!
Prince Nuada: (from behind the group) You! You will pay for what happened to my friend down there.
Hellboy: (turning to face him, sarcastically) Yeah, right. You take checks?
Prince Nuada: (enraged) Demon. Born from a womb of shadows, sent to destroy their world, and you still believe you belong?
Hellboy: Are we going to talk all night? Because I'm really sleepy.

Share this quote on facebook [Krauss runs into Hellboy in a locker room]
Krauss: Gute nacht, Agent Hellboy. [Hellboy gives him an annoyed look] Look, Agent, I know you don't like me, but I could take away your badge.
Hellboy: Never had one. Kept asking, though.
Krauss: You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay fockused at all times!
Hellboy: Oh, that word – "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.
Krauss: I knew Professor Broom, young man.
Hellboy: You didn't know Professor Broom.
Krauss: Yes, I did!
Hellboy: [dismissively] Shut up.
Krauss: After my accident...
Hellboy: Shut up!
Krauss: ...he designed this containment suit. A wonderful man. And even then he was worried about your future. He–
Hellboy: [pointing at him angrily] Hey, gasbag, stop it! Right now.
Krauss: Or what? Are you threatening me? Because I think I can take you.
Hellboy: Excuse me?
Krauss: You heard me.
Hellboy: [stepping towards him] I couldn't hear you from all the way over there.
Krauss: I can take you. Because you have one fatal flaw.
Hellboy: Oh, I wanna hear it.
Krauss: [chuckling] No, you don't! You can't take criticism.
Hellboy: Try me.
Krauss: [pokes Hellboy mockingly] Can't take it.
Hellboy: [growls and gets right in Johann's face] WHAT'S MY FLAW?!
Krauss: Your temper! It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnerable–
[Hellboy punches Johann, smashing his glass headpiece and letting his gaseous form flow out; it vanishes under the lockers, while his suit slumps onto the floor]
Hellboy: Oh crap... Johann? Johann? Johann? Hey, Johann? [glances around uneasily] C'mon, pal, hang in there, will ya? Johann? Johann! [giving up, he leans against the lockers] ...Damn. [sips from a can of beer; suddenly, a locker door slams into his face] ... Ow.
[More locker doors slam into him en masse, knocking him to the floor, where one leaves itself with an indent of his face; he then sits on a bench, inspects the can and tosses it away after finding it emptied from his 'battle' with the lockers; Johann's gaseous form reemerges from the lockers]
Krauss: [cheerfully] There we are. Your temper – it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy, before it controls you. [walks away, singing to himself in German]
Hellboy: Glasshole.

Share this quote on facebook You came along, just like a song,
And brightened my day;
Who'd have believed that you were part of a dream?

Share this quote on facebook Manning: What's going on? What's going on?
Hellboy: I quit. [hands over his belt and weapons]
Manning: What? Are you serious?
Liz: Looks that way doesn't it? [gives Manning her belt and weapon]
Manning: What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.
Abe: [hands over his belt and weapons & pats Manning on the cheek] Watch us.
Hellboy: [comes back and takes his massive 'Samaritan' revolver] On second thought, I think I'll keep this.
Manning: Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them.
Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker! [leaves with the others]

Share this quote on facebook Believe it or not – he's the good guy.

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