Ice Age (2002)

Share this quote on facebook [first lines of the film]
Freaky Mammal 1: Well, why not call it "The Big Chill" or "The Nippy Era"? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an ice age?
Freaky Mammal 2: Because... of all... the ice!
Freaky Mammal 1: Well, things just got a little chillier.

Share this quote on facebook Animals: You're going the wrong way! Crazy mammoth!
Papa Start: Hey! Do the world a favor!
Manfred: [first lines] What
Papa Start: MOVE YOUR ISSUES OFF THE ROAD!!!
Manfred: If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal.
Papa Start: Hey, give me a break. We've been waddlin' all day.
Manfred: Oh, go ahead. Follow the crowd. It'll be quieter when you're gone.
Papa Start: Come on, if he wants to freeze his death, let him.
[Cut scenes Sid is sleeping in the tree branch and wake up]
Sid: [first lines] Whoa! Huh! Hey, I’m up, I’m up. say Rise and shine, everybody. Huh? Zack? Marshall? Bertie? Uncle Fungus? Where is everybody. Come on guys, we’re gonna miss the mi- the mi- the mi- Migration. [pauses] They left without me. They do this every year. [pauses] Why? Doesn’t everyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth? All right, I'll just go all by myself. [steps into poop] Oh, sick. HEY WIDE BODY, CURB IT NEXT TIME!! Oh, jeez, oh, yuck, oh...
Carl: [first lines] I can’t believe it. Fresh wild greens. Frank, where did you ever?
Frank: [first lines] Go ahead. Dig in.
Carl: [Gasps] A dandelion. I thought the frost wiped ’em all out.
Frank: All but one.
Sid: Ik! Ah! This is making me more fiesty! [flings his foot up] Ah, yuck! This is defineately not in my day. [to Frank] You know what I’m saying? Oh, what a mess!

Share this quote on facebook Sid: Bon Appetite you two!
Frank: Now.
Carl: Now!
Sid: AAAAH! AAH!
[he bumps into Manfred, who turns around to see Sid]
Manfred: Hey!
Sid: Just pretend that I’m not here.
Frank: Man, I wanted to hit him at full speed!
Carl: That’s okay, Frank. [Sid gasps] We’ll have some fun with him.
[Sid hides from Carl and Frank behind Manfred]
Sid: Don’t let them impale me, please, I wanna live!
Manfred: Get off me!
Carl: Come on, you’re making a scene.
Frank: We’ll just take our furry piñata and go if you don’t mind.
Manfred: Hey, buddy, if not them today, It’s just someone else tomorrow.
Sid: Well, I’d like rather not be today, okay?
Carl: Look, we're gonna break your neck, so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
Manfred: Wait a minute, I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
Sid: An excellent point!
Manfred: [to Sid] Shut up.
Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?
Frank: Yeah, c'mon, move it.
Manfred: [darkly] You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.
Sid: I'm a mammal that cares.
Manfred: Okay, look. If either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead! [throws a rock, which bounces off the "sinkhole" instead of sinking, it lands in front of the rhinos] You were bluffing, huh?
Manfred: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff. [Sid quickly rushes back behind him]
Frank and Carl: GET 'EM!

Share this quote on facebook Carl: A dandelion?
Sid: WHOO-HOO! We did it! We did it! What? What? [Manny and Sid falling off, and screaming. While hanging onto Manfred's trunk] You have beautiful eyes.
Manfred: Get off my face.
Sid: Whoa? You and me. We make a great team. What do you say we head south together?
Manfred: [sarcastically] Great. Yeah! Hey! Jump on my back and relax the whole way.
Sid: Oh, Wow, really?
Manfred: No.
Sid: Wait, are you going south? The change of seasons, migration instincts. Any of this a-ringin’ a bell?
Manfred: I guess not. Bye.
Sid: Okay then. Thanks for the help. I can talk it from here.
[Sid look up the Carl and Frank, still at the top of the cliff]
Carl: Hey, you overgrown weasel! Wait till we get down there!
Sid: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds - who needs it? Isn’t it great? You and me, two bachelors knocking about the wild?
Manfred: No. Do You just want a bodyguard so you don’t become somebody’s side-dish.
Sid: You’re a very shrewd mammal. Okay you lead the way, Mr. Big, uh.... I didn’t get the name.
Manfred: Manfred.
Sid: Manfred? Yuck, man, how about the Manny the Moody Mammoth? Manny the melancholy? Manny the... [gasps]
Manfred: [after turning abruptly so he scrambled up a sapling a tree] Stop following me.
[Manfred shaking him off the tree abruptly]
Sid: Okay, okay, so you’ve got issues. You won’t even know I’m here. I’ll just zip the lip. When I say Mmph, I’m “Mmph.

Share this quote on facebook Soto: 'Aw, look at the cute little baby, Diego . Isn't it nice if he'll be joining us for the breakfast?
Diego: Yes It I wouldn't to be my breakfast without him.
Soto: Especially after his daddy wiped out half our pack. And wears our skin to keep warm. An eye for an eye, don't you think?
Diego: Let's show that human what happens when he messes with sabers.
Soto: Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego: bring me the baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.

Share this quote on facebook Sid: [Dragging a stick] Phew. I’m wiped out.
Manfred: That’s your shelter.
Sid: Hey, you’re a big guy, you got a lot of wood. I’m a little guy.
Manfred: You got half a stick.
Sid: Yeah, but with this little stick and my highy-evolved brain, [accidentally pokes himself in the eye with stick] Ow! I hall create fire.
Manfred: It’s Fascinating.
Sid: We’ll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight, [snaps it in half] now won’t we?
[Later, Sid is trying to light a fire in the rain, while Manfred is dry under his shelter]
Manfred: Hey, I think I saw a spark.
Sid: Uh, any chance I could squeeze in there with you, Manny, ol’ pal?
Manfred: Oh, isn’t there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?
Sid: Oh, My family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they woke up early and quietly tied my hands and feet and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks and went through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... Who needs 'em anyway? [Manny pick him up off] So what about you, you got a family? [Manny tuns around and goes to sleep] Okay, you're tired, I see. We'll talk in the morning. [hail falls down] OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Uh, Manfred, Manfred? Could you scooch over a drop? Oh, come on, nobody falls asleep that fast! MANNY!

Share this quote on facebook Sid: ...And, and then she picked this hair off my shoulder and said "Look, if you're gonna have an extra mating dance at least pick a female with the same color pelt, right? And I thought "whoa, she's gonna go praying mantis on me". I mean you know what I saying?
Manny: Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now, get away from me!
Sid: Well, I think mating for life is stupid, and there's plenty of Sid go around here. [bumps into him] Manny? Manny! [he and Manny watches Roshan's mother go to them and gives him to them] Look at that. He's okay. [he and Manny notice that she drowned in the water] She's gone. [Manny leaves Roshan after saving him from the river] Hey, Manny. Manny, aren't you forgetting something?
Manny: No.
Sid: B-but you just saved him.
Manny: Yeah, well, I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
Sid: You can't leave him here. Look, there's smoke! That's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.
Manny: Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, there wouldn't even be a "you"!
Sid: Just up the hill.
Manny: Listen very carefully, I'm... not... go-ing'.
Sid: Fine, be a jerk. I'll take care of him.
Manny: Oh yeah, that's good. You can’t even take care of yourself. This, I gotta see.
Sid: I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we? No, we don't. [on his clumsy attempts to scale a cliff]
Manny: You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?
Sid: This is cake! I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm gonna die. [realizes Roshan starts fall] MANNY! [Roshan starts falling and Manny tries to catch him but Diego jumps in and grabs him, then Manny grabs it out of his teeth]
Diego: Um... That pink think thing is mine.
Sid: [trying to climb up to the humans' campsite] Uh, no. Actually, that pink thing belongs to us. [falls down on his head]
Diego: "Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manny: [to Sid] There is no "us"!
Diego: [regarding the baby] I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.
Sid: Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your snack, but we gotta go.
Diego: The baby? Please. I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth.
Diego: You calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [whispers to Manny] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Diego: Name's Diego, friend.
Manny: Manfred, and I'm not your friend.
Diego: Fine, Manfred. If you're looking for the humans they're wasting your time. They left this morning.
Manny: Thanks for advice. Now beat it! [to Sid] All right, I'll help you bring him to his herd, but promise me that you'll leave me alone after that?
Sid: Okay! Okay, deal! Hey, what's your problem?!
Manny: You were my problem.
Sid: Well, I think you're stressed. That's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on the vegan diet.
Manny: I'm not fat. It's all this fur, it makes me look poofy.
Sid: All right. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here.

Share this quote on facebook Manny: What are you doing? Just drop it on the ledge.
Sid: [puts Roshan up and starts crawling] Should we make sure they found him?
Manny: Good idea.
Sid: Oh, no, no, no! No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! [Manny puts Sid up with his trunk and starts screaming] AAAHHH!! DON'T SPEAR ME! [closes his eyes and then sees something] Oh, this is a problem.
Manny: Now, what? Aww, that's perfect.
[Roshan tries to touch something up high but then trips and then crawls and hides in the bowl as Sid approaches]
Sid: Hey, hey, hey. [walks until the stick knocks him out]
[Manny was checking out what was left of the campsite. Tents were destroyed and objects were scattered. Manfred stopped upon Roshan look into where he slept the other night. Reminded of his mother, he cuddled with it before turning to Manfred. Manfred looked down on the baby somberly as Roshan slid into his basket again then Diego approach to Manfred.]
Diego: I told you they were gone.
Manny: Well, look who it is. Don't you have some poor defenseless animal to disembowel?
Sid: They couldn't be far. I mean, they went this way, or this way?
Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you?
Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking.
Diego: You didn't miss them by much. [inspects a stick] It's still green. They headed north two hours ago.
Sid: [sticks a couple of twigs in his mouth, pretending to be Diego] "Hey, it's still green! They headed north two hours ago!"
[Roshan laughs, and flings a fish at Manny's face]
Diego: You don't need this aggravation. [fish falls off of Manny’s face] Give me the baby. I can track humans down a lot faster than you can.
Manny: And you're just a good citizen helping out, right?
Diego: I just know where the humans are going.
Manny: Glacier Pass. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.
Diego: Well, unless you know how to track, you'll never reach them before the pass closes up with snow, which should be, like... tomorrow. So, you can give that baby to me or go get lost in a blizzard. It's your choice.
[Manny pick up Roshan and Diego growls. And then Sid holds Roshan in hands]
Manny: Here’s your little bundle of Joy. We’re returning it to the humans.
Sid: [To Diego] Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. [Pets Diego] Poor Tigey-Wigey!
Manny: Sid, "Tigey-Wigey" is gonna lead the way.
Sid: Uh, uh, Manny, can I-can I-can I talk to you for a second?
Manny: [passing] No. The sooner we find the humans, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Drool-face… and the baby too. [Walks off]
Diego: You won’t always have Jumbo (Manny) around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch our back... 'cause I’ll be chewing on it.
Manny: Hey, Uber-tracker! Up front where I can see you.
Sid: Help me...

Share this quote on facebook [As the animals head out on a journey to Glacier Pass to return the baby to his tribe, and as the sun set that evening, the sound of Roshan’s wailing echoed across the long, flat plateau that Sid, Manfred, and Diego were crossing. Sid holds the bawling Roshan in his arms]
Manny: Aw, you gotta make it stop. I can't take it anymore!
Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much!
Sid: He won't stop squirming!
Diego: You're holding him wrong!
Manny: Watch his head!
Diego: Just put it down!
Sid: Jeez, "pick him up, put him down..."! [mutters]
Diego: Its nose is dry.
Sid: That means there's something wrong with him.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Sid: I'll do it.
Manny: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manny: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: [slips his tongue back to his mouth. After a slight pause, Roshan resumes crying] Humans are disgusting.
Manny: Okay, you. Check for poop.
Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
Manny: [leans closer to Sid] Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[slight pause]
Sid: Why else?
Manny: NOW, SID!
Sid: [walks back to Roshan] EW! YUCK! EW! I mean, my goodness. Okay Look out. Coming through.
Manny: Hey, watch out!
Diego: Stop waving that thing around!
Sid: Ooh, ooh, i'm gonna slip! Whoa! [throws a baby tissue into Manny, and put the paper into the ground] It's clean! Gotcha! [laughs]
Manny: [slaps Sid] Will you cut it out?!
[Roshan laughs, then continues crying]
Diego: [to Manny] Hey, do that again. He likes it.
Manny: [slaps Sid again; Roshan laughs again] It's making me feel better too.
[Roshan continues crying]
Sid: Here, you hold it.
[Diego punches Sid. Roshan trying to get hand off Sid, then Sid takes his hand and put it down]
Diego: Here! Turn him towards me! Where's the baby? There he is! [Roshan stops crying] Where's the baby? THERE HE IS!!
[Roshan crying scared]
Manny: Stop it! You're scaring him!
[Roshan crying silence, and stomach and ready for food]
Sid: I bet he's hungry.
Manny: How about some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego: Not you, the baby!
Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!
Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't--?!
Manny: ENOUGH!!! [echoing]
[They all heard a thud and saw a melon near a bush]
Sid and Manny: Food!
[Manfred picked up the melon and was about to carry it to Roshan, when suddenly, a dodo bird burst from the bush and snatched the melon away. The dodo scurried off, squawking like crazy, leaving Manfred, Sid and Diego confused.]

Share this quote on facebook Dodos:
Colonel: I DON’T KNOW, BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD!
Soldiers: I DON’T KNOW, BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD!
Colonel: END OF THE WORLD BE MIGHTY COLD!
Soldiers: END OF THE WORLD BE MIGHTY COLD!
1: Prepare for the Ice Age!
2: Protect the Dodo way of life!
3: Survival separates the dodo of the beasts!
4: Protect the Dodo way of life!
5: Prepare for the Ice Age!
Sid: Ice Age?
Diego: I've heard of these crackpots.
Dab: [sees Manny, Diego, Sid and Roshan] AWK! Intruders!
Leader Dodo: [lecturing about a smoking crater] Now, don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely…
Dab: [sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going] Intruders! Intrud– AAAAHHH!
[Trips and falls into crater; a sizzling sound is herd]
Dodos: EWW! OHH!
Leader Dodo: ...burn and die.
Manny: Hey, can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry and uh...
Leader Dodo: No way! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a million, billion years!
Manny: So you got 3 melons?
Leader Dodo: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!
Other Dodos: [chanting] Doom on you, doom on you...!
Manny: Get away from me!
Leader Dodo: ...Doom on you! Oh, no! No! Retrieve the melon! Tae kwon dodos, ATTACK!!!
Dodo 6: The melon!
Dodos: [squaking] The melon, the melon, the melon!
[Dodos running and crashing into another dodo and falls off the cliff catching the melon and the last female dodo catches up]
Dodo 7: There goes our last female.
[Sid snuck behind the tree stump and attempted to take one of the melons but the dodos noticed him and charged at him Together, they took the melon out of Sid’s hands and tossed it to each other upward one dodo kicked it away. Three dodos caught it with their beaks, but were standing right above the smoking crater]
Dodos: GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT!.... DON’T GOT IT! [they fall into the crater with the melon] [gasps] The last melon!

Share this quote on facebook Colonel: I DON’T KNOW, BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD!
Soldiers: I DON’T KNOW, BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD!
Colonel: END OF THE WORLD BE MIGHTY COLD!
Soldiers: END OF THE WORLD BE MIGHTY COLD!
1: Prepare for the Ice Age!
2: Protect the Dodo way of life!
3: Survival separates the dodo of the beasts!
4: Protect the Dodo way of life!
5: Prepare for the Ice Age!

Share this quote on facebook [Sid throw watermelon on the ground]
Diego: AAH, Sid! Now we gotta find more food!
[Manny, Sid and Diego looks at the baby Roshan eating the melon and saw the dodos running]
Dodos: Right, more to the right! More to the right!
Manny: Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.
Dodos: Left, left, left! [screaming and falling]

Share this quote on facebook Sid: Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero. [let go of the branch but hits him to the ground but he gets up] What ho? A foe? Come on, come on. You want a piece of me? [uses karate sounds and hits the tree but found an acorn] Spoils worthy of such a noble... [was about to eat it but as the acorn was about land, something came flying into Sid and grabbed the acorn. It was Scrat. After a brief struggle, Scrat took the acorn out of Sid’s mouth and started scurrying away, but not before shaking his fist at Sid for nearly taking away his booty]
Manny: Bedtime, squirt. [Manny tuck Roshan in his trunk and settled himself in as he did, he looked at Diego, who was asleep and then he noticed Sid returning rubbing his butt in pain] Oh, the triumphant return.
Sid: Huh? Oh, that. [laugh nervously] I'm so full. How about a good night kiss for your big buddy, Sid…?
Manny: Shh! He's asleep.
Sid: I was talking to you. [Manny gives a disgusted look on Sid as he prepared to dust off the rock to sleep] Fine, I'll tuck myself in. [After Sid had done dusted off the rock he flick out the little pebble with his finger and he reclines on the rock; making moans and groans of relaxation] [yawning] All right... Good Night... [flops on the rock, then turns over...] [as he's turning over and over] Oooh... ah.[Manny becomes slightly irritated as he watches Sid quirk around on the rock] [groaning] Errr-um... Ahhhhh... [Scene shows Sid lying on the rock on his back and his head lolling off the rock and talking in his sleep] Nah! [snaps his fingers] Nah! Nah! [shuffles his body counter-clock wise towards the rocks front, making fizzing noises with his teeth and tongue] [flops on his side] Argh... [suddenly jerks his arm and head up and down loudly] Hur-agh! Ahh...
Manny: [shouts angrily; startling Sid] WILL YOU STOP IT?!
Sid: [sheepishly] All right, All right... Just trying to relax.
[He finds a comfortable spot on the rock and begins to suck his thumb]
Manny: Oy.

Share this quote on facebook [As Sid finally sleeping perfectly, Manfred looked a Diego looked at Diego one last time and slowly closed his eyes, ready for the night. As Manfred drifted off to sleep, Diego popped open his eyes which turned green. He got up and padded silently toward Roshan. A twig snapped in the thick bushes nearby. Diego whipped around to look. Then he froze, holding his ears rigid and alert. But he didn’t see anything, and the night faded back to silence... except for Sid’s snoring. Manfred’s trunk unfurled a bit more as he slipped deeper into slumber. Sneaking closer, Diego saw that he could snatch Roshan out of Manfred’s trunk if he was careful enough. He took a few more steps until he was only a foot away. Another twig snapped in the underbrush nearby. Without waking up, Manfred curled up his trunk more tightly around Roshan. Diego’s green eyes glittered with annoyance. He slunk low to the ground, his ears pinned back against his skull as he snuck toward the bushes. The second Diego heard leaves rustling in the underbrush, he pounced. He landed on a tiger hiding in the bushes. Diego tackled the tiger, a sharp claw raised above the big cat’s throat.]
Diego: What the–?
Zeke: Go ahead, slice me! It'll be the last thing you ever do.
Diego: I'm working here you waste your fur.
Oscar: Frustrated, Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult to you?
Diego: What are you two doing here?
Oscar: Soto's getting tired of waiting.
Zeke: Yeah, Yeah, He said, "Come back with the baby… OR DON'T COME BACK AT ALL!" [laughs]
Diego: Well, I have a message for Soto - Tell him I'm bringing the baby… and tell him I'm (also) bringing... a mammoth.
Zeke: A mammoth?
Oscar: Mammoths never travel alone.
Diego: Well this one does, and I'm leading him to Half Peak.
Zeke: Mmm... Look at all that meat. LET'S GET 'EM!
Diego: Not yet! We'll need the whole pack to bring this mammoth down, get everyone ready. Now! [The tigers leaves, Diego look around and go back down to Manfred and Sid, and went back to sleep in his spot]

Share this quote on facebook [Morning arrives, Manny wakes up and feels for the baby in his trunk, only to discover that the baby is gone. He stomps over to the sleeping Diego who wakes up with a startle]
Manny: Where's the baby?!
Diego: You lost it?
[They look at each other and noticed Sid is not there]
Both: [Shouts] SID!!!
[Scene shows Sid with the baby in a jacuzzi like mud hot spring; using the baby as a 'chick magnet' to attract two female sloths]
Rachel: Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!
Jennifer: [baby-talking to the baby] Hello, Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby...
Rachel: [to Sid] Where did you find him?
Sid: Ah, poor kid all alone in the wild. Sabers were closing in on him, so I just snatched him!
Rachel: Oh, so brave of you!
Sid: Yeah, well... He needed me... [wistfully] And I only wish I had one of my own, too...
Jennifer: [excited] REALLY? [she calms herself down] I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male.
Sid: [unaware that the baby is sinking into the mud hot spring] Who wouldn't want a family, I always say?
Rachel: [gushing] You caring for a baby...
Sid: [notices that Roshan the baby is gone and pulls the muddy baby up] Yeah, well... You know... [the baby playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh as he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face] Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying ladies... uh... [wipes the mud on his face, which is Manny's trunk; realizes and gasps] Oh, hey! Hi… Manny!
Manny: [taking the giggling baby away] What's the matter with you?
Sid: Excuse me, ladies. You just keep marinating and I’ll be right back. [Sid gets out of mud pool and fall down and Sid get up] Sexy. [walks off]
Jennifer: He’s not much to look at, but it’s so hard to find a family guy.
Rachel: Tell me about it. All the sensitive ones get eaten.
Sid: [cut scene walk over to Manny and stop] No, no, no, no, no! Manny, Manny, Manny, please, I’m begging you, I need him!
Manny: What, a good looking guy like you?
Sid: Oh, you say that but, you don’t mean it.
Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don’t stand a chance.
Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.
Manny: Hey, don’t let me cramp your style.
Sid: [shakes Manny’s trunks] Oh, thanks, Manny, you’re a pal. You're the best.
Manny: Without Pinky. [Manny give it back to baby and walks off]
Sid: Manny, Manny, I need him! Fine. [humming] So, ladies, where were we?
Frank: Carl?
Carl: Easy, Frank.
[they growl and Sid screams in horror]
Manny: Pretty tail walk by, suddenly he moves like a cheetah, and that tiger... Yeah, Mr. Greater Tracker. Can’t even find a sloth. What am I, their wet nurse? [to the baby] What are you looking at, bone bag? [Roshan laughing] Look at you. You’re gonna grow into a great predator, huh? I don’t think so. What have you got? You got a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You’re folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What’s so threatening about you? [the baby hugs Manny's trunk] Hey, does this look like a petting zoo, huh? [Roshan pulls out Manny's nose hairs and screaming and Roshan laughs] Okay, all right, wise guy. You can earned a time-out. Oh, you think that funny. How about this? You’ll be a little snack for the owls. You’re a brave little squirt, I’ll give you that.

Share this quote on facebook Sid: [runs and finds Diego] Thank goodness, thank goodness. [pretending that Diego eating him] Oh, no! A tiger! Help, help!
Diego: Where's the baby?
Sid: [whispers] Oh, he's fine. Manny has him. Just put me in your mouth. Hurry up. [still pretending Diego eating him] Oh, he got me! Oh, help...!
Diego: Get away from me.
Carl: Went this way. Over here.
[Sid kicks Diego butt, and Diego roars and run back to Sid. Carl and Frank stop running, and see Diego biting Sid’s neck and dead]
Frank: Oh, no, Carl! The tiger beat us to him!
Carl: [Walk over to Diego and Sid] Wait a minute. [smells Sid] Ugh! He’s dead alright.
Frank: Oh, Carnivores have all the fun.
Sid: [wakes up] Oh, gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that. Ah, but you know how it is. All right, thanks. You can put me down now. Manny! [straining] Manny!
Manny: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been. [Diego spits Sid out]
Sid: Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.
Sid: Thought you were gonna... I thought you were gonna... Were you?

Share this quote on facebook Diego, Mandred: Three, two, one...
Manny: Sure is faithful.
[Sid and the baby are having a fight]
Manny: Don't make me reach back there!
Sid: Yeah, well, he started it!
Manny: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it! [later passes a Stonehenge-like structure] Modern architecture. It'll never last.

Share this quote on facebook Sid: Hiya, Manny. Hi, Diego.
Manny: [he, Diego, and Roshan watches Sid get his head stuck in a hole in the wall] Hey, Sid. [The gang come across Scrat who is burying his acorn] You're lost, aren't ya?
Diego: No. I know exactly where we are.
Manny: Ask him for directions.
Diego: I don't need directions!
Manny: Fine, I'll ask him. [to Scrat] Hey, buddy! Have you seen any humans come around here? [Scrat starts moving around]
Sid: Oh, I love this game! I love it! Let's see... 3 words. First word. [Scrat steps his foot] Uh, "stomp"! [Scrat angrily jumps around] No, no! "Stamp", "stamp", "stamp"!
Manny: Let me try. [Scrat puts his acorn over his back] Uh... "pack"!
Sid: Good one, Manny! [Scrat pretends to be a sabre-tooth] "Pack of..." long teeth and claws. [Diego looks at his claws] Pack of... wolves, pack of...?
Manny: Pack of bears, pack of fleas!? [Scrat angrily points at Diego, meaning "Pack of tigers"]
Sid: Pack of whiskers, pack of... noses?
Manny: Pachyderm…
Sid: Pack of lies, pack of troubles, pack of wallop...?! [Diego flicks Scrat into the mountain slope] ...Pack of birds, pack of flying fish...!

Share this quote on facebook [Further into the journey, Diego walked a distance from the group, looking for where to travel next. But as he reached a snowy hill, he spotted the human tribe, not far away. Surprised to see them there, Diego turned back and saw Manfred approaching. Diego looked around, trying to find a way to lead them away from the humans. He spotted a dark cave nearby and thought of plan.]
Diego: Hey! Great news! I found a shortcut.
Manny: What do you mean "shortcut?"
Diego: I mean faster than the long way around.
Manny: Ow! I know what a short cut is!
Diego: Look, either we slip through there and beat the humans to Glacier Pass, or we take the long way and miss them.
Manny: Through there? What do you take me for?
Diego: This time tomorrow, you could be a free mammoth. Or a nanny. Personally, I never get tired of peekaboo.
Sid: Hey, guys. Guys, check this out. [groans with neck icicles]
Manny: Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.
[Sid looked up at the mountain they will have to climb]
Sid: No thanks. I choose life.
Diego: [glaring at him where he stands so Sid almost runs into him when turning] Then I suggest you take the shortcut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
Diego: Move, sloth! Sloth, sloth, sloth…! [echoes and an ice shelf above them starts to crumble]
Sid: [patting Diego's head] Way to go, tiger.
Manny: Quick, inside! [later finds out that it's blocked] Okay, I vote shortcut.
Diego: [to Manny and Sid as they walk through the icy cave] Come on, guys. Stick together. It is easy to get lost in here.
Sid: [ignoring Diego and focusing on the ice formations, he hits his nose really hard on a slab of ice; sticks out tongue] Uugh... [falls to the ground, unconscious. Unbeknownst to he, his tongue, which had flopped out of his mouth when knocked himself out, had stuck to the ice floor. A few seconds later, he feels woozy and tries to get up but his tongue is stuck] Ugh. [realizing, he tries to pull it off; gets free, stands up and looks around for his friends] Uh, guys? [screams looking at a fish] Heh-heh, a fish. [screams again after he looks at the dinosaur, he then looks at his frozen ancestors and looks at a big spaceship]
Roshan: [looking at the spaceship and makes a Spock hand figure] Ba.
Manny: [to Sid] Will you keep up please? It's hard enough to keep a track of one baby.

Share this quote on facebook Manny: AAAH!
Diego: AAAH!
Sid: AAAH!
Roshan: WHEE!
Sid: [Laughing] I got ya. Captain! iceberg ahead!
Manny: AAH!
Diego: Oh, no.

Share this quote on facebook [Manny has just saved the baby and survived icy slides... then crashes into a ice wall]
Diego: WHOA! WOO! YEAH! Who's up for round 2?! [Manny and Sid angrily stare at him] Oh. T- T- Tell the kid to be more careful.
[Scrat also came out of snow and wipe it off. Scrat looking for acorn and laughing, and hit in the head with an acorns drawing and faints. The group moved on, Manny, Sid, Diego and Roshan reaching a vast cave filled with paintings done by humans of various animals]
Sid: [showing the baby cave painting] Look, look, Tigers. Eesh! [Roshan whimpers] No, it’s okay, it’s okay. Look, the tigers are just playing tag with an antelope. [pauses] With their teeth.
Diego: Come on, Sid, let’s play tag. You’re it.
Sid: [giggles] Sure. Okay, okay, okay, where’s are the sloths? You never see any sloths. Have you ever noticed? Oh! Look, Manny, a mammoth!
Manny: Ooh, somebody pinch me.
Sid: Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you! Aw, he’s got a family... oh and he’s happy. Look, he playing with his kid. See, Manny? That’s your problem. That’s what mammoths are supposed to do.
Diego: Sid.
Sid: Find a she-moth, have little baby mammoths...
Diego: Sid.
Sid: W-What?
Diego: Shut up.
Sid: But... Oh. [as Manfred stared at the drawings, the still images began to move in his mind, coming alive. He remembered playing happily in a lush meadow with his wife and his child, romping in the sunshine until a horde of humans ran out of the woods, waving their spears fiercely. Manfred faced off against the hunters, trying to hold them back with his imposing tusks. Behind him, his family ran to find shelter. Then Manfred heard a deep terrified scream. He wheele around and saw that his mate and child were trapped against a rock wall by humans aiming spears at them. Before Manfred could move, another group of humans dropped heavy rocks from atop the rock wall. Bellowing in anguish, Manfred saw his family being crushed by the rocks. His cries shook the landscape, echoing off the rocks all around. Back in the cavern, the mammoth shook his hand, clearing the devastating memory from his mind. He breathed heavily, trying to regain control of his run away emotions. Sid and Diego stared at Manfred with worried eyes. Then they turned back to the painting, clearing their throats uncomfortably. Manfred kept staring at the cave drawings. He gazed at the sketch of the father mammoth cradling his young child in his trunk. Slowly, Manfred raised his own trunk toward the illustration. Before he could reach it, Roshan’s tiny hand touched the drawing gently. He was standing on his feet, propped up against the cave wall. Surprised, Manfred pulled back his trunk. He blinked at the little human boy. Roshan stroked the picture of the baby mammoth with his fingers, glancing back at the mammoth as though he was connecting the two in his mind. Then Roshan stumbled toward Manfred. Manfred caught the baby with his trunk. He slowly lifted Roshan off the ground. He curled his trunk, hugging Roshan close, nuzzling his cheek against the baby’s head. Sid sniffed, wiping a glob of snot from his nose with his paw onto Diego. Manfred swooped Roshan onto his back and walked out of the cave without a word. Sid followed. Diego took one last look at the painting of the mammoth family and let out a sad sigh, then sauntered out of the cave after the other.]

Share this quote on facebook Manny: Well, would you look at that. The tiger actually did it, There's Half Peak, next stop, Glacier Pass. How could I ever have doubted you?
Sid: Did you hear that little fella? You are almost home. My feet are sweating.
Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
Manny: He’s doing it for attention. Just ignore him.
Sid: Seriously. MY FEET are really hot. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[a rumbling sound behind him follows him]
Manny: Tell me that was your stomach.
Diego: Shh.
Sid: I’m sure it was just thunder. From underground. RUN! [running faster] Come on, let’s keep up with me.
Manny: I would if you’re moving! [Sid lay down]
Sid: [after Diego leaps over a river of lava] Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
Manny: Wish granted! [kicks Sid in the buttocks, sending him flying in the air. Sid slides and bumps into a bark wall]
Diego: Come on, move faster!
Manny: Have you noticed the river of lava? [jumps and Diego tries to jump but can't make it across causing Manny to realize that he can't make it and gives Roshan to Sid] Hold Pinky! [Manny tries to grab Diego slowly but the chunk of ice falls and goes back up and Manny grabs him with his trunk, Manny flings Diego to save him, only he falls into the lava with his ice platform he's standing on]
Sid: MANNY! [Then all the sudden, a geyser shoots him into the sky and flings back onto the ground] Manny! Manny, Manny, Manny! You okay?! Come on, come on, say something. Anything...
Manny: [mumbling] You're standing on my trunk.
Sid: What? What? I can't hear you.
Manny: You're standing on my trunk.
Sid: [walks back from Manny's trunk he was stepping on as Manny gasps for air] Oh, you're okay! You're okay!
Diego: Why did you do that? You could've died, trying to save me.
Manny: That's what you do in a herd - you look out for each other.
Diego: Well, thanks.
Sid: [slight pause] I don't about you guys, but we're the weirdest herd I have ever seen.
Zeke: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! I can't wait to get my claws on that mammoth!
Soto: No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby.
[Pauses]
Zeke: First I'm gonna slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat in one pile, and the dark meat in another.
Lenny: Hey, knock it off! I'm starving.
Zeke: Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.
Lenny: I told you to knock it off!
Soto: Save your energy! Mammoths don’t go down easy. There is only one way to do it. First you have to force it into a corner. Cut off his retreat, and when you three have it trapped, I’ll go for the throat.
[Lenny gulps by the throats. Soto Zeke and Oscar smiles]

Share this quote on facebook Manny: Guys! We gotta get this kid out of the wind! How much further?
Diego: 3 miles.
Manny: I’m beat. We’ll get there in the morning.
[Manny and Diego to see Sid is drawing the sloths]
Diego: What are you doing.
Sid: I’m putting sloths on the map.
[Pauses]
Manny: Hey, why don’t you make it realistic and draw him lying down?
Diego: And make him rounder. Perfect?
Sid: Ah-ha! I forgot how to laugh! [colors his body and notices that he can create fire] I'm a genius! From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, lord of the flame"!
Manny: Hey, Lord of the Flame. Your tail's on fire. [Noticing this, Sid runs around in circles, screaming. Diego grabs Sid and pulls him back into a small pile of snow, extinguishing the fire.]
Sid: [sighs in relief] Thank you! From now on I'm gonna call you Diego–
Diego: Lord of "Touch Me and You're Dead"! [Sid gasps in fright] Nah, I'm just kiddin', you little knucklehead! [grabs Sid and gives him noogies as he says it]
Manny: Hey, lovebirds. Look at this. [Roshan start walking]
Sid: I don’t believe it. [Diego and Manny smiles] Come here, you little biped. Come here, you little wormy-worm. Come to Uncle Sid. No, no, no, no, no, no. This way. This way.
Diego: No, no, no. No, go to him. Go to him. Um... Okay. Good job. Um... keep practicing.
Sid: Look at that. A little guy is growing up.
[Roshan sneezes and yawns]
Manny: All right, come on. Sleep time, Lumpy.
Sid: Look at that big pushover. You know, Diego, I've never had a friend who would risk his life for me.
Diego: Yeah, Manny's... is a good guy.
Sid: Yeah he is. Well, good night.

Share this quote on facebook Sid: [Licks and clean Roshan] All right, let’s get you all cleaned up. I mean what's your daddy gonna say when we go back smudgy and stinky like this? OK. Let me just clean that up. That looks good. A little bit here.
Manny: You clean up, nice little fella.
Sid: I think he started to look like me. Hey, Diego, what do you say.
[Diego pauses]
Diego: Maybe we shouldn’t do this.
Sid: Why not?
Diego: Because if we save him, he'll grow up to be a hunter, and who do you think he'll hunt?
Sid: Maybe because we save him he won't hunt us. [Roshan poke in Sid’s nose] Ow!
Diego: Yeah, maybe he'll grow fur and a long skinny neck and call you mama!
Manny: [concerned about Diego's behavior] What’s your problem?
Diego: Nothing. Let’s go. I’m freezing my tail off.
[Soto watches Diego, Manny, and Sid walk, Manny, Sid, and Diego stop walking and then Diego looks up at Soto and tigers. Diego look down]
Manny: Hey, Diego, you've frozen back there.
[Diego pauses]
Diego: [angrily] Get down!
Sid: Huh?!
Manny: What?
Diego: Shh! Get down and follow me.
Sid: Hey, hey, what's going on?
Diego: At the bottom of Half Peak... there's an ambush waiting for you.
Sid: What?
Manny: What do you mean ambush? [beat] You set us up.
Diego: It was my job! I was suppose to get the baby, but then...
Manny: You brought us home - for dinner!
Sid: That's it, you're out of the herd!
Diego: I'm sorry.
Manny: No you're not. Not yet.
Diego: Listen, I can help you.
Manny: Stay close Sid, We can fight our way out of here.
Diego: You can't, the pack's too strong. You have to trust me.
Manny: Trust you?! Why in the world would we trust you?!
Diego: Because I'm your only chance. Hello, ladies.
Oscar: Hey, look who finally decided to show up.
Soto: Diego. I was beginning to worry about you.
Diego: No need to worry about. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge.
Soto: Very nice.
Zeke: I see the sloth! And he's got the baby!
Soto: Don't give away your positions until you see the mammoth. He's the one we have to surprise.
Diego: You wanna maul something, don't you, Zeke?
Zeke: [whining anxiously] I wanna maul!
Diego: Then what are you waiting for?
[The tigers chase him]
Soto: No, I said wait for the mammoth!
[Diego nods. Soto growls, and follow him]

Share this quote on facebook Sid: [To Soto, Zeke, Oscar and Lenny] Sorry fellas, it got a little frostbite.
Soto: GRRRR!!! Get him!
[Sid runs away laughing and the Tigers runs after him but suddenly they saw Manny]
Manny: SURPRISE!
[Manny throw the log at tigers.]
Diego: Okay. Follow me. We’ll pick up Sid and get outta here while we can.
Soto: Come on, Diego. Let’s bring this mammoth down.
Sid: There he is. That’s right. Where’s the baby! Oh! Survival! Of the! Fittest! I-don't-think-so. Yeah!

Share this quote on facebook Soto: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Diego: Leave... the mammoth... alone.
Soto: [last words before his death] Fine, I'll take you down first.
[Soto and Diego growl at each other and begin to fight. Meanwhile Manny fights with Lenny and Oscar, Diego and Soto are still fighting until Soto throws Diego into a rock. Soto then went to Manny who is ready to kill him, Manny looks at Diego and waves his tusks, Soto and Diego both jump in Slow Motion until he falls, Sid with Roshan walks through the snow, Before Soto could kill Diego, He heard Roshan's cries and saw Sid with Roshan and walked towards them to have his revenge. But Manny strikes Soto aside with his tusks, flinging him into a stone wall, the impact causing several sharp icicles from the top of the wall to fall on Soto, impaling and instantly killing him off-screen. Lenny and Oscar sees their leader dead and Manny growls at them and Lenny and Oscar run away]
Sid: We did it! [he and Manny walk over to Diego who is wounded and lying on the ground]
Diego: We were... some team, huh?
Manny: "Were"? Come on, we're still a team.
Diego: I'm sorry I set you up.
Sid: Ah, you know me, I'm too lazy to hold a runt. [puts Roshan down next to Diego]
Diego: Hey, knock it off, squirt. You gotta be strong. You have to take care of Manfred and Sid... especially Sid.
Sid: Come on, You can lick this. You're a tiger! Look I'll carry you. Come on, what do you say? Come on, Diego, come on. Tell him he's gonna be okay, Manny.
Diego: Listen, you have to leave me here. If those humans get through the glares pass, you'll never catch them.
Manny: You didn't have to do that.
Diego: That's what you do in a herd.

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