Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Share this quote on facebook [referring to Peaches] No teenager is ever up early.

Share this quote on facebook [to Crash and Eddie] You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!

Share this quote on facebook [as the ice shelf breaks off] Stay alive! No matter how long it takes, I WILL FIND YOU!

Share this quote on facebook How big is this ocean?!

Share this quote on facebook [kind of dryly; to Gutt] Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey, the Easter Bunny and a giant bag of pudding, I'll pass. No one is gonna stop me from getting back to my family.

Share this quote on facebook [to Sid, Diego and Granny] No! They may look real, but they're not. They're going to destroy the ship.

Share this quote on facebook You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh 11 TONS! [catapults Captain Gutt towards him] Bon voyage, Monkey-boy! [strikes Gutt with a log, sending him flying away]

Share this quote on facebook Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.

Share this quote on facebook HOLY CRAB!

Share this quote on facebook If I don't make it, find me a wife and tell her I love her!

Share this quote on facebook Did somebody hail a whale?

Share this quote on facebook I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I'm coming down with something.

Share this quote on facebook [to Sid's family; after the log-sled ride] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

Share this quote on facebook [After saving Shira] You're welcome. So, care to join our "scurvy crew"?

Share this quote on facebook [After Granny jumps in the water, spreading oil all around and killing nearby fishes and a shark] There's your proof.

Share this quote on facebook She's just upset, honey. [to her daughter] Peaches, it's not the end of the world.

Share this quote on facebook Hey! Your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met. He'll come back for us. [hugs Peaches] That's a promise.

Share this quote on facebook Okay, So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

Share this quote on facebook How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?

Share this quote on facebook Is was freak.

Share this quote on facebook Well, I wish you weren't my father!

Share this quote on facebook LET GO OF ME!

Share this quote on facebook Our home is gone. Where do we go now?

Share this quote on facebook [referring to her and Sid] They think we're screw-ups and we can't do anything right.

Share this quote on facebook Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.

Share this quote on facebook Ha, who says old ladies can't drive?

Share this quote on facebook [angrily] I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!

Share this quote on facebook [seeing the narwhals] Y'all got some ugly goldfish.

Share this quote on facebook [Referring to Sid, to Manny] I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.

Share this quote on facebook So long, banana breath! Thanks for the ship!

Share this quote on facebook This is my first bath in decades.

Share this quote on facebook I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!

Share this quote on facebook Grab your weapons, mates! [as his crew raises their weapons; Flynn raises a spoon] Not the spoon, Flynn! [Flynn chips off the blunt part of the spoon, making it into a dagger]

Share this quote on facebook Oh, no! It's been a diversion! [Flynn: I know! I'm having a blast!] No, pinhead! THEY'RE STEALING MY SHIP!

Share this quote on facebook When this ends, I'll have a tiger's skin hanging on my wall! I don't care whose! That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty, and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him! And everything he loves!

Share this quote on facebook Sacrificing yourself for your daughter. How touching. And predictable.

Share this quote on facebook I don't think so. You destroyed everything I had! I'm just returning the favor.

Share this quote on facebook Told ya, tubby! You shouldn't have messed with the master of the seas!

Share this quote on facebook [Last words before his death] Aye, aye...

Share this quote on facebook [first lines; sees Manny, Sid and Diego] Hey, they look fluffy.

Share this quote on facebook [the fruit from Flynn's plate is missing] Where's my booty, has anyone seen it?

Share this quote on facebook [before Captain Gutt sings "Master of the Seas"] Oh! Captain's going to sing a shanty!

Share this quote on facebook [panicking] They sank our battleship, what are we gonna do? We're all gonna drown!

Share this quote on facebook And a seal and a kangaroo.

Share this quote on facebook I know; I'm having a blast.

Share this quote on facebook Oh, no, he's gone forever! [Captain Gutt returns with the new ship] Oh! There he is.

Share this quote on facebook [to Manny] You remember us? We're the bad guys.

Share this quote on facebook [last word before his defeat; to Precious] Ooh! This feels so good! Thank you, Mister Whale.

Share this quote on facebook Don't call me kitty!

Share this quote on facebook [Referring to Gutt] You know you won't beat him.

Share this quote on facebook You're pretty soft for a saber.

Share this quote on facebook Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad!

Share this quote on facebook [to Peaches] I'm a molehog! My head's supposed to be underground! And my idea of "fun", isn't risking death, just so that you can meet some cute mammoth.

Share this quote on facebook THIS IS WHY I TRAVEL UNDERGROUND!

Share this quote on facebook We're all gonna survive this.

Share this quote on facebook [standing up to Gutt to save Peaches] Let… the mammoth… go!

Share this quote on facebook Someone once told me no matter what, you never leave your friend behind.

Share this quote on facebook Buck: [only lines of the film's beginning, riding Rudy] YEE-HAW!!!!

Share this quote on facebook Steffie: [after Peaches lands on Ethan] Gross. It's that weirdo who chills with possums!

Share this quote on facebook Raz: G'day, Mate.

Share this quote on facebook Ariscratle: Stop, brother! Rise above this base desire. Be more than a rodent.

Share this quote on facebook Milton: [about Granny] And warn the community. She tends to wander!

Share this quote on facebook Squint: Hit the mammoth, win a prize!

Share this quote on facebook Milton: We just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.

Share this quote on facebook Gupta: [to Captain Gutt] Should I fly the white, Captain?

Share this quote on facebook Silas: It's a huge bounty, Mon Capitaine. 4 passengers, ripe for the taking.

Share this quote on facebook Peaches: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny: When I'm dead… plus 3 days, just to make sure I'm dead.

Share this quote on facebook Diego: I'll handle this. Sid, uh... your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
Sid: WHAT?!
Manny: Ahem! What Diego is trying to say is... they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
Sid: Oh, come on! What kinda sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... that's just... my family.
Diego: Well, at least you still have Granny. Right, Buddy.
Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny!
[Granny's gone]
Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.

Share this quote on facebook Peaches: Oh no, Ethan I am so sorry. I... Wow, you’re even better-looking up close.
Ethan: Phenomenal. I mean... You have a twin sister?
Manny: [after catching Peaches hanging out with Ethan when she isn’t allowed to] Am I interrupting something?
Peaches: Dad! Hold on! [nervously tries unclamping her tusks from Ethan]
Ethan: Oh, boy. Okay...
Peaches: Sorry, if I just... Wait, no, you go left.
Ethan: Just move back a bit.
[Manny steps between Ethan and Peaches and forcefully unlocks their tusks]
Manny: You! Keep away from my daughter! [glaring at his daughter] And you, you’re grounded!
Peaches: [tries to protest] But I didn’t do--
Manny: GROUNDED!!!
Buddy: Loser alert.
Katie: Ouch, that’s her dad.
Steffie: Seriously, that’s embarrassin’.
Meghan: What a freak!
Manny: [Peaches turns to walk away] Peaches! Peaches, come on. Let’s talk about this!
Peaches: How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?!
Manny: You deliberately went where you weren’t supposed to!
Peaches: [scoffs angrily] You can’t control my life!
Manny: I’m trying to protect you! That’s what fathers do!
Peaches: Well… I wish you weren’t my father!
[Manny is stunned and hurt by her words]
Ellie: [to Manny] She’s just upset, honey. Peaches, it’s not the end of the world.
Sid: Whoa, excuse me.
Diego: I don’t think that was you.
Ellie: Uh... what was that.
Manny: I don’t know. Stay there. I’ll come to you.

Share this quote on facebook Peaches: Daddy!
Manny: Stay alive! No matter how long it takes, I WILL FIND YOU!
Peaches: [sobbing as she watches her father drift away] Mom, this is all my fault! If I had just—
Ellie: Peaches! This is not your fault, okay?
Peaches: What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight!
Ellie: Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met! He'll come back for us. [hugs Peaches] That's a promise.

Share this quote on facebook Sid: My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.
Diego: Was this before she abandoned you?
Sid: Yes, it was.

Share this quote on facebook Gastornis bird chick: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
Ellie: Uh, no. Well… sometimes. Now, let's move!

Share this quote on facebook [Manny, Diego and Sid meanwhile are stuck in a storm.]
Manny: Just keep your eyes on the horizon!
Diego: I can't find the horizon!
[A crab appears on their ice floe.]
Sid: HOLY CRAB! Hold me.

Share this quote on facebook Manny: I can't believe this! You slept through that storm?!
Granny: Nah. I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns. [jumps into the ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
Sid: Granny, grab my paw!
Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades. [oil-rainbow stain appears around her as fish and a shark float up dead]
Diego: There's your proof.
Sid: Quick! Somebody do something! [Manny throws Sid in the water] I got you, Granny.
Granny: [fighting Sid off with her stick] Get off of me!
Sid: [as he gets her back on the ice berg] Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at? [Manny and Diego turn around] A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyeballing me like a rump roast.
Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest.

Share this quote on facebook Capt. Gutt: [to Manny and his herd] Ahoy, down there! How lucky are you? You know these waters are infested with pirates! Right, boys?
Pirates: ARGH!
Gutt: Glad we found you before they did: Captain Gutt, here to help.
Granny: You know, that's a nice monkey!
[One of the rats pretend to be a monkey. But Gutt throws it off.]
Manny: Look. We don't want any trouble. We just need to get back to the continent.
Gutt: "The continent"? That pile of rubble?
[The pirates are in hysterical laughter]
Manny: My family's there... so if you could just--
Gutt: Your family? That is so sweet. I hope you said goodbye, 'CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY BACK.
Flynn: Yes, there is. [Gutt sighs] Don't you remember, Captain? You can sail to Switchback Cove and catch a current back from there. Like a steel trap this noggin is.
Gutt: [laughs] Thank you, Mr. Flynn! [steps on Flynn's tail flipper]
Flynn: Ow!
Manny: See? I knew there was a way home.
Gutt: There is no home! There is only here. And here... your ship belongs to me. BATTLE STATIONS! Fly the colors! [Gupta climbs up the pole and flags Gutt's ship] Now surrender your ship or face my fury!
Sid: Or face your furry what?!
Gutt: Not "furry", "FURY"! [to his crew] FIRE!

Share this quote on facebook Gutt: Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend the Hand of Friendship.
Manny: That's your foot. [it's revealed that Gutt is standing on his hands]
Gutt: Oh, nothing goes by you, does it?

Share this quote on facebook Shira: Two sloths, a mammoth and a saber? You guys are like the start of a bad joke.
Diego: And we... saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.
Shira: [pins him down; angrily] Don't call me "Kitty".
Diego: Okay, I won't… [pins her down] ...Kitty.
Granny: If they kiss, I'm gonna puke!

Share this quote on facebook [Captain Gutt and his crew are ordering the enslaved hyraxes in building his new ship]
Gutt: You call this a ship, you miserable runts?
Squint: Yeah, you little runts! Get to work!
Gutt: Faster, you worthless wormy sons of sorry excuses for shark-bait weevils!
Flynn: What did he say?
Silas: I don't know.
Gutt: ...Now, get this chunk of ice seaworthy by sundown... or I will keelhaul THE LOT OF YOU!

Share this quote on facebook [Shira is alone in her prison; a rustle is heard and she growls]
Diego: Easy, kitty. [pushes a bowl of water to Shira] Water. You need it.
Shira: [pushes the bowl away] I don't need anything from you.
Diego: Fine. Die of thirst. That'll really show me.
Shira: Wait, I'll take it. [Diego pushes the bowl to her again] Thank you.
Diego: You know you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like "drop dead".
Shira: It's a gift. You're pretty soft for a saber.
Diego: Excuse me? I am not soft, okay? I happen to be remorseless assassin.
Sid: Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. [to Shira] He keeps losing them. Hee-hee! [skips away]
Shira: Yeah. I think I'm starting to get why you're not in a pack?
Diego: Listen, I chose to leave my pack, alright?
Shira: Congratulations, warrior princess! So did I.
Diego: Really?
Shira: What?
Diego: Nothing. I just... I know hard that is. Walking away from everything you know.
Shira: Oh, great. What, are we gonna braid each other's fur now?
Diego: Funny. Really funny. Can I tell you difference between you and me?
Shira: I wouldn't still be wearing that necklace?
Diego: Huh? Ugh [takes off the necklace] No. We both might have wanted out of a pack life, but at least I didn't trade one pack for another. I got something more.
Shira: Oh yeah? What's that?
Diego: A herd
Shira: What's the difference?
Diego: We have each other's backs.
Shira: Gutt has my back! I'm his first mate!
Diego: Really? 'Cause I don't see Gutt sending out any search parties for ya.
Shira: You know, you won't beat him. Your big furry friend over there? [motions to Manny] He has no idea what he's up against.
Diego: Yeah, but neither does Gutt.

Share this quote on facebook Gutt: I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!
Flynn: And a seal and a kangaroo.

Share this quote on facebook Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something - how are you both so happy? Doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?
Crash: [to Eddie] Can I tell him our secret? [Eddie nods; to Louis] Come here, come here... [Louis leans closer to them] We're very, very... stupid!
Louis: [glares at Crash and Eddie quizzically] But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say, imminent death?
[Pause]
Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.
Louis: [sighs] I'm gonna go find Peaches.

Share this quote on facebook Ethan: [after the gang escapes the collapsed tunnel] Yo, that was insane! Hey, Peach, loosen up; have some fun.
Peaches: [disgusted] Fun?! You call that fun? I'm outta here!
Steffie: Come on, do you really want to go back to hanging out with a weird molehog freak and give all of this up?
Ethan: I mean, it's bad enough that your family's half possum...
Peaches: Bad enough?! There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I like hanging by my tail and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!
Katie: Yeah. Well, your species is going to be extinct first!
Dumb Mammoth: Burn!
Ethan: We're the same species, genius.
Dumb Mammoth: What?! Double burn!

Share this quote on facebook Sid: [recovering from a lotus berry] I can wiggle my toe again! The little piggy who went to market! W-wait! I'm talking again! I had so many things trapped in me that I couldn't say... like "Hey, I'm not dead", and why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear...?
[Manny and Granny groan as Sid babbles on and on]
Granny: I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.
Manny: I'm in. How 'bout you, Diego? Diego? [sees Diego pacing back and forth] Hey, relax, buddy! Captain Crazy and his floating petting zoo are history! C'mon, we're finally heading home!
Diego: I dunno what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm comin' down with something.
Manny: [chuckles] Ohhoho! I know what you've got... the "L word".
Sid: Yeah! Leprosy.
Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters. Starts with L, ends with E.
Sid: Aha! Lice!
Manny: NO! Diego, my friend, is in love.
Sid: Oh, yeah! Love!
Diego: You mean with the pirate? No.
Sid: Oh, Shira's gotten under your skin! Come on, admit it!
Manny: A rugged saber like you...
Sid: A more rugged saber like her. [laughs]
Diego: No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong! [leaves]
Manny: [he and Sid stare at each other, then burst out laughing] Denial is the clincher! You're in love, pussy cat!
Both: ♪ Diego and Shira, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ♪
Diego: Real mature, guys. Real mature...

Share this quote on facebook Manny: ELLIE, PEACHES! I'M HERE! PLEASE! She's gotta be here! [no response, Sid, Diego and Granny slump sadly; Manny closes his eyes in despair]
Peaches: [in distance] Dad!
Manny: Wait! Did you hear that?
Diego: Manny.
Manny: No, I heard something! I heard it!
[As they draw closer, a shadow is shown in the fog]
Diego: Is that—?
Manny: Peaches? THERE SHE IS!
Peaches: Dad!
Manny: We're coming, sweetie! Don't move!
Peaches: Daddy!
Manny: Peaches!
[Suddenly, Captain Gutt emerges out of the fog, holding a dagger at Peaches' neck]
Gutt: Welcome home, Daddy!
Peaches: LET GO OF ME!
Gutt: What are the odds? We were just talking about you! You like the new ship? I call her Sweet Revenge!

Share this quote on facebook Ellie: Back off.
Shira: It's okay, I'm on your side.
[Squint throws starfishes at Ellie and Shira]
Squint: I knew you were a traitor.
Shira: Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad!
Squint: WHAT?! [prepares one last attack] Your nine lives are over, kitty!
[Ellie stomps on Squint]
Ellie: Silly rabbit... piracy doesn't pay.
Squint: [after he was stomped] Hey, that's not cool. Come on, now.

Share this quote on facebook [Manny and Captain Gutt battle on top of the ice mass as a landmass carries them upwards]
Gutt: There's nowhere to run, Manny! [flings the mammoth by his tusks. As the ice hunk they fight on slides towards the sea, Gutt attacks with his bone sword. Manny defends himself with a spear held in his trunk] You know, this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us! [knocks the spear out of Manny's trunk, then swings his sword at the mammoth, barely missing his eye]
Manny: Don't worry! You won't take up much space once I FLATTEN YOU! [tries to stomp on Gutt, but Gutt pushes him off. Manny charges, but Gutt jumps upwards and swings from vine overhead. Jumping down, he kicks Manny to the edge. The mammoth eyes the nearing ocean.]
Gutt: [holding a log to finish him off] Told ya, tubby! You shouldn't have messed with the Master of the Seas!
Manny: You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh 11 TONS! [leaps on the end of the ice, catapulting Gutt into the air]
Gutt: NO!
Manny: [catching the log] Bon voyage, Monkey-boy! [bats Gutt, sending him flying into the distance]

Share this quote on facebook "Female ape": Oh, Captain Gutt...
Gutt: [happily] That's me!
"Female ape": Let's rule the seas together.
Gutt: [last words before his death] Aye, aye... [The female ape revealed as a siren.] Huh? (What the…?)
[The siren grabs and eats Captain Gutt alive]

Share this quote on facebook Manny, Sid, Diego, Shira and Ellie: We are, we are not your ordinary fami-mily, but we can all agree that…
Peaches, Ethan and Steffie: ...We are, we are close as close can be
Granny: Not too close!
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Ethan: We are
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Steffie: We are
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Ethan: We are
Peaches: We are
Ethan: Family!
Shira: So, it's don't matter when it looks like we look perfect to me!
We got every kind of love.
I feel so lucky indeed!
Ellie: They can keep on talking.
It don't matter on me cause we are, we are
Ethan: Family
Steffie: Family!
Shira: We are, we are–
Granny: Ham and cheese!
Sid: No, it's "we are family"!
Granny: Nah!
Peaches: Okay, so the links in our chain makes us strain
Ellie: But really, they make us stronger
Peaches: And no one would replace not a thing
Mother
Manny: Or father!
Sid: Go, Manny!
Peaches: Cause we…
Steffie: Cause we come from everywhere
Shira: Whoa, whoa
Steffie: Searching for ones to care
Shira: Somehow we found it here!
We found us a home!
Ellie: We are, we are not your ordinary fami-mily, but we can all agree that
Peaches: We are, we are
Ethan and Steffie: Close as close can be
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Ethan: We are
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Steffie: We are
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Ethan: We are
Katie: We are, we are
Ellie: Family!
Shira: Family!
Ethan: Family!
Peaches: We are, we are
Granny: Ham and cheese! [laughs]

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Share this quote on facebook Wild and thief.

Share this quote on facebook Sweet and sour.

Share this quote on facebook Irritable and clueless.

Share this quote on facebook Stingy and naughty.

Share this quote on facebook This summer, the end of the world, is just a tip of the iceberg.