Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Share this quote on facebook [first lines] Russians.

Share this quote on facebook [After he slams into a pursuing truck while pursuing Irina Spalko.] Damn, I thought that was closer!

Share this quote on facebook [After Irina asks him if he had any last words] I like Ike.

Share this quote on facebook [after hearing siren] Oh, that can't be good. [P.A.: All personel, it is now one minute to zero time. Put on goggles or turn away. Do not remove goggles or face burst until 10 seconds after first light.] Oh, that can't be good at all.

Share this quote on facebook [to the Russians searching for him as they leave him at a nuclear test site] Sure, great! Don't wait for me!

Share this quote on facebook I think you just brought a knife to a gunfight.

Share this quote on facebook If you want to be a good archaeologist, you gotta get out of the library!

Share this quote on facebook Come on, genius.

Share this quote on facebook [to a crazy Harold Oxley who is speaking apparent gibberish] We went to the University of Chicago together, and you were never this interesting. My name is Ind... [quietly] My name is Henry Jones Jr.

Share this quote on facebook This is intolerable. (reference from his father)

Share this quote on facebook Leave it to Ox to write a riddle in a dead language.

Share this quote on facebook [on his motorcycle, to Indiana] Get on, Gramps.

Share this quote on facebook [to Indiana] For an old man, you're not bad in a fight. What're you like - 80?

Share this quote on facebook Hold up! [combs his hair] Okay, I'm ready. Don't give these pigs anything.

Share this quote on facebook Ox, it's Mutt. It's me.

Share this quote on facebook Don't call me son! [reference to Indy telling his own father not to call him "Junior"]

Share this quote on facebook [To Indy] What are you looking at, Daddy-o! She's getting away!

Share this quote on facebook [combs his hair while telling Indy and Marion] I can't concentrate with you two fighting all the time!

Share this quote on facebook And where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?

Share this quote on facebook [To Mutt while they are dueling] You fight like a young man; eager to begin, quick to finish!

Share this quote on facebook And what I do not know, I find out.

Share this quote on facebook So we will do this- what is expression? Old-fashion way. You will tell us.

Share this quote on facebook [Right before trying to push his truck off a cliff] Dosvidanya, Dr. Jones.

Share this quote on facebook [Right before she gets consumed by the knowledge] I want to know.

Share this quote on facebook Mac: JONESY! [Indy punches him in the face]

Share this quote on facebook Mac: [The driver of the car he is in is playing Chicken with Indy] Don't get clever, Boris. You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know!

Share this quote on facebook Marion Ravenwood-Williams: Get your hands off of me, you rotten, Ruskii son of a bitch! Indiana Jones. About time you showed up! [Then walks straight past him to hug Mutt]

Share this quote on facebook Colonel Dovchenko: [last words, spoken in Russian] HELP ME!!!

Share this quote on facebook Jocks: Get that greaser!

Share this quote on facebook Harold Oxley: [Repeated Line] Henry Jones, Junior!

Share this quote on facebook Harold Oxley: How much of human life is lost in waiting.

Share this quote on facebook Mac: This ain't going to be easy.
Indy: Not as easy as it used to be.
Mac: Well, we've been through worse.
Indy: Yeah, when?
Mac: Flensburg. There was twice as many.
Indy: We were younger.
Mac: I still am young!
Indy: We had guns. Put your hands down, will you; you're embarrassing us.

Share this quote on facebook Colonel Dovchenko: You recognize building, yes?
[Indy looks over to the Russians dragging away the dead American soldiers they killed]
Indy: Drop dead. [Dovchenko punches him] I'm sorry, I meant drop dead, comrade.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: You're not from around here, are you?
Irina: And where is it you would imagine I am from... Dr. Jones?
Indy: Well, the way you're sinking your teeth into those W-ouble-u's, I should think maybe...Eastern Ukraine.

Share this quote on facebook Irina: [lightly slaps Indy twice] You're a hard man to read, Dr. Jones.
Indy: Ouch.
Irina: So, we will do this, what is expression? Old-fashion way. You will tell us.

Share this quote on facebook Irina: This warehouse, where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets. Yes?
Indy: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.
Irina: Object we seek; rectangular storage container, dimensions two meters by one half meter by sixty six centimeters. Contents of box: mummified remains. This is no doubt familiar to you.
Indy: What makes you think I've got any idea what box you're talking about?
Irina: Because ten years ago, you were part of the team that examined it.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Compass. I need a compass. You know, North, South, East -
Mac: West.

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: The name's Mutt. Mutt Williams.
Indy: Mutt? What kind of name is that?
Mutt: It's the one I picked, you got a problem with that?
Indy: [calmly] Take it easy.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Who is your mother, again?
Mutt: Mary, Mary Williams. You don't remember her?
Indy: There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt: [punches the table and storms from his seat] Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about, okay?! That's my mother.
Indy: [ordering Mutt to sit down immediately] You don't have to get all sore all the time just to prove how tough you are. Sit down. Sit down, please.

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: [When told he is going too fast while driving his motorcycle through the library] That's a matter of opinion!

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: [finishes combing his hair] What's that?

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: [shows Indy the ladder] This way down. [falls down the ladder]
Indy: [walks down the stairs, helps Mutt back up] This way up.

Share this quote on facebook [after Indy has shot a native grave guard with his own poison dart and scared off a second]
Mutt: [disbelievingly] You're a... teacher?
Indy: [shrugs] Part-time.

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: Dead end.
Indy: Maybe.
Mutt: [combs his hair] Hm--
Indy: What are you doing? Put that thing away! [Mutt hears him and stops combing his hair] Give me some light over here.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Dance on your own dime, will ya?
Mutt: Ow! A scorpion just stung me, am I gonna die?
Indy: How big?
Mutt: Huge!
Indy: Good.
Mutt: Good?!
Indy: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. A small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself.

Share this quote on facebook [looking at the odd shaped human skulls]
Mutt: Why'd they do that?
Indy: To honor the gods.
Mutt: No, no, God's head's not like that, man.
Indy: Depends on who your god is.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Crystal isn't magnetic.
Mutt: Neither is gold.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Be careful, you might get exactly what you wish for.
Irina: I usually do.

Share this quote on facebook Mac: [Jones punches Mac in his nose after Mac unties Jones] OW! You broke my nose!
Indy: I told you!

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Yeah, but you're alright?
Mutt: They left my bike.

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: [when Irina holds her sword at him] Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop, stop! [holds comb out] Huh? [combs his hair, shoves comb back in the pocket] I'm ready. Don't give these pigs a thing.
Indy: You heard him.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Oxley, go get help!
Oxley: Help?
Indy: Help!
Oxley: Help! [leaves]
Marion: [to Jones] Mutt can be a little impetuous.
Indy: Believe me, it's not the worst quality in the world. Keep your arms above your head. When the kid comes back, be ready to grab something.
Marion: Indy, he's...
Indy: He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school. Not everybody is cut out for it.
Marion: Mutt, I mean, his name's Henry.
Indy: [absent-mindedly] Henry. Good name.
Marion: He's your son.
Indy: [shocked] My son?
Marion: Henry Jones III.
[Pause]
Indy: Why the hell didn't you make him finish school?!

Share this quote on facebook [Mutt throws a long snake into the sand pit to save Jones]
Mutt: Grab the snake!
Indy: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt: It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?!
Indy: [afraid to touch the snake] A rope!
Mutt: What?
Indy: Say "grab the rope!"
Mutt and Marion: Grab the rope!

Share this quote on facebook Indy: [surrounded by Russian soldiers after getting pulled out of the sandpit by Mutt] Thanks, Ox...
Oxley: [points at the Russians] Help.

Share this quote on facebook Marion: I'm sure I wasn't the only one to get with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indy: There were a few, but they all had the same problem.
Marion: Yeah? What's that?
Indy: They weren't you, honey.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: [to Mutt and Marion as he climbs onto the roof of their newly captured truck] Keep driving.
Mutt: Well, what's he gonna do now?
Marion: I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Mutt: Yeah...
Indy: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scoot over will ya, Son?
Mutt: Don't call me 'Son'! Don't.
Indy: I think I'd cover my ears if I were you! [shoots a rocket at a giant tree cutter but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes] Duck!

Share this quote on facebook Mac: Jonesy! [Indy knocks off two Russians] Jonesy!
Indy: Hi, Mac! [punches him]

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Marion, take the wheel!
Mutt: That's not fair; she drove the truck!
Indy: Don't be a child - find something to fight with!

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: [after swinging on tree vines and landing back in the truck]: Whoa!
Indy: Whoa. [looks ahead to see a cliff] WHOA!

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: Whatever happened to your advice of "if school isn't for you just live your life and don't let anyone tell you otherwise"?
Indy: That was before I found out I was your father!

Share this quote on facebook Indy: [to Mac, after it is revealed that he is actually working for the Russians] So, what are you, like a triple agent?
Mac: No, I just lied about being a double agent.

Share this quote on facebook [Spalko admires the crystal skeletons of Akator]
Irina Spalko: Look at them! Still waiting for the return of the one who was lost. They are a hive mind; one being physically separate but with a collective consciousness. More powerful together than they can ever be apart. Imagine what they could tell us!
Indy: I can't imagine it. Neither could the humans who built this temple, and neither can you!
Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies. [She starts to climb the dais]
Indy: Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: What are they, like spacemen?
Oxley: [now completely sane] Inter-dimensional beings, in point of fact.
Indy: Welcome back, Ox.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Where did they go? Into space?
Oxley: Not into space. Into the space between spaces.

Share this quote on facebook Mutt: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indy: Well, the Ugha word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure.' But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.

Share this quote on facebook Indy: Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt: I don't know. Why didn't you, "Dad?"
Oxley: [scoffs] Dad... [gives Indy a questioning look] Dad?
Indy: [chuckles, wraps his arm around Marion] Somewhere, your grandpa is laughing.

Share this quote on facebook Oxley: Well done, Henry.
Indy and Mutt: Thanks, Ox.