Dalton Russell
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My friends and I are making a very large withdrawal from this bank. Anybody gets in our way, gets a bullet in the brain.
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Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question, because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read: "Here lies Peter Hammond, hero who valiantly attempted to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by trying to hide his cellular phone, but wound up getting shot in the fucking head."
Det. Keith Frazier
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You planned every inch of this thing right from the start and you've got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and I'm through buying it.
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Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail.
Arthur Case
Madeleine White
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I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be.
Other Characters
Dialogue
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Det. Keith Frazier: I wouldn't get too comfortable here.
Dalton Russell: I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday.
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Det. Bill Mitchell: Hey Keith, let me see your shoe.
Det. Keith Frazier: What?
Det. Bill Mitchell: Lemme see your shoe.
Det. Keith Frazier: Why?
Det. Bill Mitchell: 'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass.
Det. Keith Frazier: [Busts out laughing] Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?
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Dalton Russell: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Det. Keith Frazier: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on?
[in a sing-songy voice] It's not a Piña Colada!
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Madeleine White: Look, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade.
Det. Keith Frazier: Why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the right level? Problem solved.
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Det. Keith Frazier: You ever had a gun stuck in your face before?
Sergeant Collins: Yeah, once.
Det. Keith Frazier: Really?
Sergeant Collins: Yeah, by a twelve-year-old.
Det. Keith Frazier: What was that like?
Sergeant Collins: Not one of my better days.
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Dalton Russell: Lady? Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this. But take off your fucking clothes.
Miriam: No. You should be ashamed of yourself.
[Dalton points gun at her head] What's with you
mishegoyim? Go ahead, make my day.
Dalton Russell: Take your fucking clothes off, lady.
Miriam: No!
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Vikram Walia: Fuckin' tired of this shit. What happened to my fuckin' civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. Fuckin' random, my ass.
Det. Keith Frazier: I bet you can get a cab though.
Vikram Walia: I guess that's one of the perks.
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Herman Gluck: He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!
Cop: Who said this? Who?
Herman Gluck: Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big fucking gun, that's who!