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Kick-Ass 2 is a american film of genre Comedy directed by Jeff Wadlow released in USA on 16 august 2013 with Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

Kick-Ass 2
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Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass


Facebook Share this quote on facebook You and me, like Batman and Robin.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook This is real life. There is no sequel.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook There’s no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass.

Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Game on, cocksuckers.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Avengers assemble, asshole.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook This 15 year old girl just owned your ass.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Pull over, Pukeface!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Are you afraid you're not gonna grow into your big boy's pants?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook This isn’t a costume, it’s who you really are.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Dave, your father loved you. Just like my daddy loved me. And I know it hurts. But maybe-maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero. It's taking that pain and turning it into something good. Something right. Remember what you told me? "This is your life. You got to live it." Now help me find some pliers. I'm gonna make this guy eat his own dick.

Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Get the word out that I'm building an evil army.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Hence forth I'll be known as The Motherfucker!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook My superpower is that I'm rich as shit.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Are you really that stupid? There's two of you and a whole army of us, Do you really have such a hard-on to die?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Whats the point of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Your dad? You blow up my dad with a bazooka!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to fuck Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I'm here to end Kick-Ass!

Sal Bertolinni/Colonel Stars and Stripes

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Alright, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Heh heh, yeah! There's a dog on your balls!

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Dave: [narrating] Mindy beat me like morning wood, every day for three weeks.
Mindy: Come on, guard up! Left, right. Guard up!
Dave: [narrating] Even with my damaged nerve endings, it hurt like hell. In a weird way, I kinda liked it. It gave me a sense of purpose.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Chris D'Amico: What the hell, Mom? Did you delete the news off the DVR?
Mrs. D'Amico: Yes. Yes I did, Christopher.
Chris D'Amico: That was the one with Kick-Ass!
Mrs. D'Amico: Ugh, Christopher! You've got to stop obsessing over this superhero!
Chris D'Amico: He is not a superhero, Mom. He's a murderer! He blew Dad up with a bazooka, for heaven's sake!
Mrs. D'Amico: [making sign of the cross] Your father died in a fire.
Chris D'Amico: A fire?!! What is your problem?
Mrs. D'Amico: You! You are my problem! I am trying to raise you to be a normal boy. That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident.
Chris D'Amico: A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch!
Mrs. D'Amico: This conversation is over!
Chris D'Amico: Great! Then, I'm leaving. Come on, Javier, be cool.
Javier: Sorry, Chris, but your mom pays me not to be cool.
Chris D'Amico: I hate you! You home-school me like I'm a prisoner! You threw away my Red Mist costume. God! I am not the problem! You are! I wish you were dead! Mommy?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Hit-Girl fights off a gang of thugs, she talks to one of them.]
Hit-Girl: If I ever catch you robbing again, shit-burger, I'm gonna go Saudi Arabia on your ass and cut your hand off. Promise me you're done with your life of crime?
Thug: I-I promise.
[The thug then pulls a knife, but Hit-Girl suddenly slices his hand off. He screams in pain.]
Hit-Girl: Pants on fire.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Marty: Come on, forget it. It's just one of those dickheads that follows the Motherlover on Twitter.
Dave: Who?
Marty: The Motherfucker, he's some guy planning to be the world's first supervillain. He's got like a thousand followers already.
Dave: What an asshole.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mr. Lizewski: Dave, have you been sneaking out at night? Miss Neipert said she thought she saw you leaving at two in the morning.
Dave: Miss Neipert's crazy, Dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Kick-Ass: JUSTICE FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!
Battle Guy: Glad you got that out of your system.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Javier: He's little, and he kills.
Chris: Right. Call him "The Tumor". Who's next?
Javier: Alright. We got an ex-Triad member, looking for work.
Chris: Easy! "Genghis Carnage"! Come on!
Javier: You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris.
Chris: Archetypes. Keep going.
Javier: Alright, we got a Katryna Dubrovsky. Yeah.
Chris: Wait, wait, wait, a chick? You're saying you hired a chick?
Javier: Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the gulag until she ate her cellmate.
Chris: "Mother Russia".
Javier: Mother Russia and Motherfucker both on the same team? That doesn't work, Chris.
Chris: I am not asking for suggestions. Just get them costumes and get them ready. Javier, thank you. I couldn't do this without you. You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.
Javier: Not a problem, man. I got your back.
Chris: It's kinda like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.
Javier: Did you just call me your fucking butler?
Chris: Yeah, is it not a compliment?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Dave finds his father in his room, holding his crime-fighting gear and realises Dave is Kick-Ass]
Mr. Lizewski: Is this what you've been up to while I'm up working nights saving for your college? You've been dressing up and fighting people? There is blood on these stick things!
Dave: What are you doing in my room?
Mr. Lizewski: I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you.
Dave: Oh okay, good. Now you can stop.
Mr. Lizewski: No. Now I'm even more worried. Jesus, Dave, drugs would've been better. This is deranged.
Dave: Whoa, some people do a lot worse.
Mr. Lizewski: Oh, the people you hang out with?
Dave: No! The people I hang out with are superheroes.
Mr. Lizewski: There's no such thing, Dave. This is the real world with real consequences! When are you gonna grow up?
Dave: If it means turning into you, never. I don't wear the mask 'cause I'm ashamed of who I am! Not like you!
[Dave starts putting clothes in his backpack.]
Mr. Lizewski: What's that supposed to mean?
Dave: If you're not at work, you're here doing crunches. Why? So you can look like someone else? Maybe get a few more years of doing nothing? Your life has no meaning, Dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice? [heads towards door]
Mr. Lizewski: Where the hell are you going?
Dave: Oh, uh, I'm leaving. That's what you do when you grow up. [walks out the door, leaving his father distraught]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Colonel Stars and Stripes: [to Eisenhower] You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.
Mother Russia: I know. Tonight you die.
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [draws gun] Ladies first.
Mother Russia: You will not shoot me. You are super hero. You help people. You do not hurt them.
The Motherfucker: That's super villain territory or as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-Cunts.
The Tumor: [waves] Hi.
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [takes gun; clicks, Mother Russia realizes it's empty] Yeah, just like your head.
Genghis Carnage: [Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him] Yeah!
The Tumor: Ooh, that's gotta hurt. [Mother Russia uses Colonel's coat to wipe his blood off her blade]
The Motherfucker: I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [dying] I used to hangout with a lot of losers.
The Motherfucker: Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
Colonel Stars and Stripes: Who are you supposed to be?
The Motherfucker: I'm the Mother Fucker! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys. [picks up mail statement]
The Motherfucker: Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team? [googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster]
The Motherfucker: Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
Mother Russia: Want me to kill his dog?
The Motherfucker: The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.
Mother Russia: Don't worry, I kill you first. [wraps legs around Colonel's neck]
Colonel Stars and Stripes: Justice Forever... [snaps neck; dies]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Kick-Ass: What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
The Motherfucker: Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.
Kick-Ass: You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad."
The Motherfucker: YOUR dad? You BLEW UP my dad with a BAZOOKA!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Kick-Ass: What is wrong with you, dude? This is not a comic book, it's real-life! When you're dead, it's done! There's no sequel.
The Motherfucker: You made this real. You started it! Now I'm gonna finish it. I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus.

Cast

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Garrett M. Brown - Mr. Lizewski