Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)

Share this quote on facebook [To his father] If you rise up and show that your not afraid...those people...will no longer have control over your lives.

Share this quote on facebook [On the School TV] Attention, students, this is Max Keeble speaking. First, I'd like to say to my friends, Megan and Robe, that I, I know that I acted like a jerk, and I'm sorry for ever getting you involved in this. I screwed up, but you guys are my best friends, and that's forever. [Jindrake is walking through the halls] I don't know what else to say, but I'm sorry. [Jindrake stops and backs up to see the TV] Probably doesn't matter to you anymore, but I'm not moving. [Jindrake: [notices Max on TV, and runs to the office] Keeble!] And McGinty and Dobbs. It's me you want, so leave my friends alone. I may have run before, but I am all through running now. You want me, I'll be at the parking lot, 3:00.

Share this quote on facebook [Jindrake: You've acted like a criminal, so I'm going to treat you like a criminal.] [Jindrake points model cannon at Max] I'm not a criminal. People who do crimes are criminals, like you.

Share this quote on facebook [To Ms. Dingman] If you're ever in the windy city, [Kisses her hand] look me up. Anything.

Share this quote on facebook [Sees a Coca Cola can rolling on the bus floor] Sweet! A can!

Share this quote on facebook [To Max] Plausable Deniability...yeah, did you just make that up?

Share this quote on facebook [To McGinty and Dobbs] No more being pushed around! No more being stepped on on! No more...Mr. Not...Nice guy!

Share this quote on facebook [Looks at his fingers] I can't feel my fingers.

Share this quote on facebook [To Megan in class] McGinty says he's gonna pound me every day for the rest of my life.

Share this quote on facebook Max...where's your Bassoon?

Share this quote on facebook [To garbage covered Max] This is a bad Junior High! I can't believed McGinty did that to you!

Share this quote on facebook [To Robe in class] Dobbs says I have to give him all my money...[Irritable sigh] forever.

Share this quote on facebook And now, an announcement from your principal. This is Principal Jindrake. All students will report to the assembly hall during third period for a special presentation. Attendance is mandatory. All must attend. Not attending is prohibited. That is all. Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook This Thursday, Superintendent Knebworth will be here to inspect the school. And so I am upgrading my policy of zero tolerance to one of...sub-zero tolerance, which is more than zero.

Share this quote on facebook And now, without any further ado...what's that I hear? The pitter-patter of little feet? Allow me to introduce to you the newest addition to the Curtis Junior High School Cottontails! Three foreign exchange students from Eastern Europe and their names are...unimportant because they're here to lead us to gridiron glory! Why, all they need is a place to play! Students, I give you your new football stadium!

Share this quote on facebook I've got my eye on you, Max Keeble. You're on my list.

Share this quote on facebook You may be under the impression that I encourage horseplay and malarky. I don't encourage it. I ex-courage it. It means the opposite of encourage. Look it up. And so, young man, remember, study rhymes with buddy. Scram.

Share this quote on facebook I don't care what you want me to do. The smelly goat will never get my car! Ever!

Share this quote on facebook I'm closing down the shelter, silly boy!

Share this quote on facebook And let me just remind the citizens of Curtis Junior High that we are now T-minus...several hours until the Superintendent Knebworth visit. That is all. Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Who? Who started this? If the culprit does not step forward this instant, swift and horrible retribution awaits each and every one of you!

Share this quote on facebook [To a young boy in the hallway] Oh, stop smiling! This isn't a Happy Place! [Knocks the boy's books to the ground]

Share this quote on facebook Because of yesterday's crimes against the school, instigated by your former classmate, Max Keeble, the following extracurricular activities are now suspended: Art! Music! P.E.! Fun!! Suspended! Discontinued! Defunct!!

Share this quote on facebook [To Max] You're a smart little boy...[leans forward] but so am I.

Share this quote on facebook [To Max] I'm going to meet out a punishment to you that is so severe that future generations will refer to it as...The Keeble.

Share this quote on facebook [To Robe] Hello, freak!

Share this quote on facebook Keeble, I worked really hard on that display.

Share this quote on facebook Told you it was gonna happen sooner or later, didn't I? Yes, I did! Yes, I did!

Share this quote on facebook [To Robe] It's gonna be a long year for you, slim. I'm gonna pound you every day, and all thanks to your good friend, Keeble. Catch ya round, huh?

Share this quote on facebook [As a child, at Max's Birthday party] McGoogles ate Max's daddy!

Share this quote on facebook I pound on kids. That's what I do. That's what I do! This can't happen to me. You know what they're calling me out there? The McGoogler!

Share this quote on facebook Keeble! Caught your act in the assembly! Looks like you could use some help with managing your portfolio.

Share this quote on facebook Man, why don't you go get a real job, fool?

Share this quote on facebook Man, I thought I told you, their lunch money is mine, vendor.

Share this quote on facebook [To Megan] Let's just round it off to all your money forever! From here on in, you work for me.

Share this quote on facebook Dobbs: Keeble! Caught your act in the assembly! Looks like you could use some help with managing your portfolio.
Max Keeble: Hey, that's my lunch money!
Dobbs: And you have it all in cash. Kid, let me hold this for a while and I'll set you up with a nice mutual fund.

Share this quote on facebook [after Max just escaped the evil ice cream man, he arrives at Jenna's. Jenna is on her swing and walks up to Max]
Max: Paper?
Jenna: What took you so long?
Max: I, uh, stopped to get an ice cream.

Share this quote on facebook Principal Jindrake: What is the meaning of this?
Max Keeble: Hey, I didn't do that.
Principal Jindrake: So you want to save the filthy little beasts, eh? Perhaps you want me to give the animals my car. Do you want me to give my car to the smelly goat?
Max Keeble: Goats don't drive, sir.
Principal Jindrake: I don't care what you want me to do. The smelly goat will never get my car. Ever.
Max Keeble: The animals have nowhere to go. Some creep's closing down the shelter.
Principal Jindrake: I'm closing down the shelter, silly boy.
Max Keeble: What?
Principal Jindrake: All I need now is the right bulldozer. I'm thinking big and yellow. Where did you think I was going to build Knebworth stadium? In your house? [sarcastically] Ha, ha. Your house. That's rich. There wouldn't be room.
Max Keeble: Whoa.

Share this quote on facebook Principal Jindrake: So the second teacher says, "I agree. That's why they call it a lounge." Ha. Well, here we are in the Curtis Junior High library.
Superintendent Knebworth: Hmm. Smallish.
Principal Jindrake: Yes, but we're biggish on books...especially sports books. In fact, the one we're waiting for is Crazy Legs: The Bobby Knebworth Story.

Share this quote on facebook [Max is distracted seeing his crush, Jenna, when he gets hit by the door and falls to the ground. Jenna walks up to him]
Jenna: Are you okay?
Max: [straining] Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. [picks himself up]
Jenna: You look kind of familiar.
Max: I deliver your paper. Um, I'm Max, Jenna.
Jenna: Oh, yeah. So you go to school here now?
Max: You play the clarinet.
Jenna: [show her clarinet case] First chair.
Max: I'm in band, too. I play the bassoon.
Jenna: Hmm. Well, I'll see you later.
Max: I'll see you, uh, bassoon. [Jenna turns and gives him a sweet smile] [annoyed] "See you bassoon"? Ugh. Stupid.

Share this quote on facebook Max: [leaves class after insulting his teacher he passes Jenna and her friend the hallway] Well, hello, sweetheart. [Jenna and her friend turn and Jenna smiles at Max]

Share this quote on facebook [Max is on his way to Megan's house when he sees Jenna leaving her house]
Jenna: Hey, Max.
Max: Hi, Jenna.
Jenna: Do you want to hang out? I'm meeting some friends at Buddies.
Max: You know what? I actually gotta kinda be somewhere.
Jenna: Oh, come on. Stay for one milk shake. It'll be fun.
Max: Well...
[Jenna bends down to him and smiles sweetly]
Jenna: One milkshake.
Max: You know what? Okay. All right. One...milkshake.
[As Max and Jenna head to Buddies, Jenna wraps her arm around Max]

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