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Nutty Professor II: The Klumps is a american film of genre Science fiction directed by Peter Segal released in USA on 27 july 2000 with Eddie Murphy

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
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Sherman Klump

Facebook Share this quote on facebook You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I did. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line I got used to being alone. And I just don't want to be alone anymore.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is] Ah, pretty lady!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Denise] I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, you wouldn't have me.

Dean Richmond

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walk down the street and this cute little boy says, "Look Mommy, there goes the Hamster's BITCH!"

Facebook Share this quote on facebook "I'm not that kind of... [screaming] GUUUUUUUUUUUY!!!!!!"

Buddy Love

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Sherman, losing his intelligence, misspells "Shit" S-H-I-T-E] Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?


Facebook Share this quote on facebook What the heck is that? Oh, Sherman. Oh, you sneaky fool. Oh, Sherman. [turning into a baby] Oh, great. Everyone calm down, relax. everything is under control. [woman stares at him] What the heck are you looking at?!

Klump Family

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Papa Klump: [Making Sherman drink the water Buddy evaporated in. Pulls his head out] What's your mama's middle name? [Sherman mumbles] Hell no, that ain't it! [Pushes his head back in]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Granny: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Granny Klump: Hey Cletus, who that there piece of spaghetti remind you of? Maybe Mr. Johnson perhaps?
Ernie: [the chorus just finished singing 'Happy Day'] Happy day, happy day, happy day my ass.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Cletus: [Isaac, Granny's boyfriend, walks to the dinner table] Well if it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey how's things going on the Underground Railroad Isaac?

Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Sherman Klump: Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H...
Dean Richmond: "I"
Sherman Klump: Thank you. T-E!
Buddy Love: Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Granny: You better eat up Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going.
Cletus: Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that.
Anna: Lord, my, my.
Cletus: I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.
Granny: Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle.
[Table falls silent].
Ernie: Oh snap now.
Granny: What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Granny: Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Cletus: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
Anna: Cletus!
Cletus: What are you talkin' about? She is an old bag with titties.
Anna: Jesus!
Cletus: Old bag with old bag titties!
Anna: Damn it, Cletus! Don't you mind?
Ernie (quietly to Ernie Jr.): Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag!
Granny: [to Cletus] Death!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Granny: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
Anna: You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Granny: Both feet too, both feet.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Grandma Klump: Does Cletus know I'm strapped?
Cletus: Come on, shoot.
Grandma Klump: I'm strapped, nigga!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Denise: [persistent] Sherman, look at me! Who am I?
Sherman: Ah, pretty lady!
Denise: [sobbing] Oh, honey! It's going to be okay, I'll take care of you.
Sherman: [at same time] Yeah, nice lady!
Cletus: Come on, lets get him home.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Anna: [Answering door] Oh my goodness! Is there a fire?
Fireman Stripper: Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.
Anna: I don't smell no smoke. [sniffs]
Fireman Stripper: [Walks in and beings playing music from stereo] There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente! [begins stripping]
Party guests, Bridesmaid and Denise: Ooh! [laugh and clap]

Taglines

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