RED (2010)

Share this quote on facebook Open the pig!

Share this quote on facebook Keep your dress on!

Share this quote on facebook [to Cooper] If anything happens to Sarah, I will rip everything you love out of your life and then I'll kill you.

Share this quote on facebook I never thought I'd say this again...I am getting the pig!!

Share this quote on facebook [After blowing up an assassin who insulted him] "Old man" my ass!

Share this quote on facebook [as he and Frank run from Moldovan Ground Forces] I told you something bad was going to happen!

Share this quote on facebook [about identifying the envelope of fingers] This used to be a gentleman's game.

Share this quote on facebook [waking up in New York, to Frank] Wow, I really hate you right now.

Share this quote on facebook The General has dropped his contact lens. Perhaps you'd like to help us?

Share this quote on facebook I love it here. I love the baking, I love the flower arranging. I like the routine. …Well, I do get a bit restless sometimes. I take the odd contract on the side.

Share this quote on facebook Tell Marvin to stand down before he hurts himself.

Share this quote on facebook How's retirement, Frank?

Share this quote on facebook Bad move, Grandpa!

Share this quote on facebook I miss the old days. I haven't killed anyone in years.

Share this quote on facebook [to Frank] I think you are not here for the vodka.

Share this quote on facebook [showing Frank the scars from being shot] This was done to me by the love of my life. Now she sits outside my house drinking vodka. When I woke alive, I knew she still loved me. Otherwise it would have been the head. It was big risk for her, but one does crazy things for love.

Share this quote on facebook Alexander Dunning: You don't have people killed. I have people killed. I'm the bad guy, remember?

Share this quote on facebook Joe: I'm 80 years old. I got stage 4 liver cancer. What the hell can they do to me?
Frank: They can still shoot you.
Joe: Well…I never thought this would happen to me.
Frank: What?
Joe: Getting old. Well I mean, Vietnam, Afghanistan. The Green Springs Rest Home? Go figure!

Share this quote on facebook Sarah: Is that my bag?
Frank: Yeah.
Sarah: [looking around a bit] D-d-did you vacuum?
Frank: A little, yeah. It was messy.

Share this quote on facebook Frank: I was just hoping you'd be a little more understanding of the situation.
Sarah: [sarcastically] I was hoping not to get kidnapped. Or drugged. I was hoping you'd have hair. So it looks like none of our dreams are coming true at the moment.

Share this quote on facebook [after Frank introduces his girlfriend to his…eccentric CIA buddy]
Sarah: Wow, this guy's insane.
Frank: He believes he was the subject of a government mind-control experiment. As it turns out, he really was given daily doses of LSD for eleven years.
Sarah: Well, in that case, he looks great.
Frank: Fantastic.
Sarah: Yeah.

Share this quote on facebook Marvin: [as Sarah make a phone call] Frank, we gotta get rid of this broad. I know a great place just up the road, lots of alligators.
Frank: We're not getting rid of the broad. I like her.
Marvin: What's the angle?
Frank: No angle. I like her.

Share this quote on facebook Marvin: Do you know what's wrong with this country?
Sarah: They're all trying to kill us?
Marvin: Exactly!

Share this quote on facebook Business Woman Assassin: [after firing on the group] That's right, old man!
Marvin: "Old man"?
Frank: No respect.
Marvin: Can I kill her now?!?

Share this quote on facebook Sarah: [about them sneaking into the CIA] What do you suppose the punishment is for what we're doing here?
Frank: Death. [pause] Maybe life in prison.
Sarah: [happily] Awesome!

Share this quote on facebook Cooper: [about the records room] I didn't even know this place existed.
Henry, The Records Keeper: [indignant] It doesn't!

Share this quote on facebook [Cooper visits a secret CIA archive to learn about Frank]
Henry, The Records Keeper: Frank Moses was one of the most effective black-ops agents we've ever had. He retired drug lords, terrorists…hell, he toppled governments. Yeah. He was truly gifted.
Cooper: Why was he retired?
Henry: He got old. Then some government thumb-sucker came along and tagged him RED.
Cooper: "Red"?
Henry: Yeah. RED, R-E-D. "Retired, Extremely Dangerous."

Share this quote on facebook Frank: It's not that bad. People get shot all the time.
Sarah: No, they don't! They get paper cuts!
Marvin: I mostly get shot.

Share this quote on facebook Frank: [holding Cooper to the desk] Kordeski trained you?
Cooper: Yeah?
Frank: I trained Kordeski! [dislocates his shoulder]

Share this quote on facebook Ivan: I owe you for killing Igor.
Frank: Igor the Butcher.
Ivan: He was a good asset.
Frank: He was a pig.
Ivan: He was my cousin.
Frank: Sorry.
Ivan: [pours him and Frank shots of vodka] To Igor the Butcher. [They clink their glasses]
Frank: [Just as Ivan drinks his shot] He's not dead. [Ivan nearly chokes as Frank finishes his shot] I flipped him.
Ivan: No!
Frank: He owns a string of 7-Elevens in Orange County.
Ivan: What!
Frank: He weighs 500 lb.
Ivan: Ah! [He covers his mouth as both he and Frank start laughing]

Share this quote on facebook Marvin: [after the shootout in the kitchen] I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Victoria: Me too.

Share this quote on facebook Joe: Sarah, this is Victoria. Best wet work asset in the business and a true artist with an RPN.
Sarah: Oh wow. Um…what's that?
Victoria: [smiling sweetly] I kill people, dear.

Share this quote on facebook Victoria: Oh, Francis. You're such a romantic.
Frank: What?
Victoria: You're all hard on the outside, but inside you're gooey…gooey.

Share this quote on facebook Victoria: In all the years I've known Francis, I've never seen him like this. So if you break his heart, I will kill you. And bury your body in the woods.
Sarah: Wow. Okay.

Share this quote on facebook Victoria: I was in love with an agent once.
Sarah: What happened?
Victoria: Well, I was with MI6, and the relationship wasn't…sanctioned. So when it came to light, my loyalty was questioned, and I was ordered to kill him. It was a test.
Sarah: What did you do?
Victoria: I put three bullets in his chest.

Share this quote on facebook Ivan: [as they dance] Your radiance tonight renders me almost speechless.
Victoria: Almost.

Share this quote on facebook Still Armed. Still Dangerous. Still Got It.

Share this quote on facebook He's Got Time To Kill.

Share this quote on facebook Killer Company Man.

Share this quote on facebook Aims To Please.

Share this quote on facebook Doesn't Get Out Much.

Share this quote on facebook Looking For A Little Action.

Share this quote on facebook A High Caliber Woman.

Share this quote on facebook There's No Substitute for Experience.