Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)

Share this quote on facebook Does a nightingale sing?

Share this quote on facebook He move like a baboon, with two clubbed feet!

Share this quote on facebook You move like a pregnant yak. Sit.

Share this quote on facebook You did not ask to be white. So perhaps that is not your fault. You did not ask to be here. Perhaps that is not your fault, either.

Share this quote on facebook Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work. We must sweat the poison from your body and rebuild.

Share this quote on facebook Do you know why Americans call it 'fast food'? Because it speeds them on their way to their graves.

Share this quote on facebook The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.

Share this quote on facebook Professional assassination is the highest form of public service.

Share this quote on facebook For an apricot, yes. For a head of lettuce, even more so. But for a mountain I am not even begun in years. However, for a man I am just right.

Share this quote on facebook Fear is nothing more than a feeling. You feel hot. You feel hungry. You feel angry. You feel afraid. Fear can never kill you.

Share this quote on facebook Purge your mind of fear and believe in yourself. Without that belief, I can do nothing with you.

Share this quote on facebook Kung Fu, Karate, Ninjitsu... nothing more than shadows. Sinanju is the sun.

Share this quote on facebook I reloaded.

Share this quote on facebook (holding broken door handle after surving truck crash) In Korea, door handles do not break.

Share this quote on facebook [after having run across a span of water to reach a speedboat that Remo is piloting] You must run very fast.

Share this quote on facebook "Place your hands on top of your head." [Kicks Remo in the crotch] "I did not say to keep them there."

Share this quote on facebook Conn MacCleary: [to Remo] You're going to be the Eleventh Commandment: 'Thou shalt not get away with it.'

Share this quote on facebook Conn MacCleary: [to Remo] Remember, in out, like a duck mating.

Share this quote on facebook Gen. Scott Watson: So listen to this, George. Lyman four-putts. Four-putts, mind you. I thought he'd have a stroke. And I'd have claimed it if he had.

Share this quote on facebook Harold Smith: Guard, protect and cherish your land, for there is no afterlife for a place that started out as Heaven. Charles M. Russell, Montana, 1926.

Share this quote on facebook Conn MacCleary: All I can promise you is terror for breakfast, pressure for lunch, and aggravation for sleep. Your vacations will be two minutes when you're not looking over your shoulder, and if you live to draw a pension, it'll be a miracle.
Remo Williams: Are there any disadvantages?
Conn MacCleary: Hell, I'm lucky I've lasted this long.

Share this quote on facebook Remo Williams: Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?
Chiun: [striking Remo] Chinese! I am Korean! The Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.

Share this quote on facebook [Remo dangles from a car on the Wonder Wheel]
Remo Williams: Jesus.
Chiun: Concentrate. This is no time for prayer.

Share this quote on facebook Chiun: It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti...
Remo Williams: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.
Chiun: I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I wish to eat them.

Share this quote on facebook New York City traffic control cop: Excuse me. What are you doin' to that boy?
Remo Williams: Oh, uh, unnecessary use of the horn, officer.
New York City traffic control cop: Well, I'll make unnecessary use of my nightstick on your thick skull if you don't let him go.
Remo Williams: Whatever happened to police courtesy and that kind of stuff, huh?
New York City traffic control cop: We save that bullshit for the upper east side.

Share this quote on facebook Chiun: Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.
Major Rayner Fleming: [to Remo] I see you both went to the same charm school.

Share this quote on facebook Remo Williams: You know, Chiun, there are times when I really like you.
Chiun: Of course. I am Chiun.
Remo Williams: And there are times when I could really kill you.
Chiun: Good! We will practice that after dinner.

Share this quote on facebook Remo Williams: Are you hurt?
Chiun: No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
Remo Williams: What? What did you call me?
Chiun: I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat!

Share this quote on facebook Remo Williams: You know, Chiun, sometimes you're a real pain in the ass.
Chiun: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.
Remo Williams: Chiun, you're incredible!
Chiun: No!... I am better than that...

Share this quote on facebook Look out! He's unarmed and dangerous!

Share this quote on facebook The Destroyer Movie!

Share this quote on facebook A most reluctant hero takes you on an action-adventure armed only with his fists and wits...and with his tongue planted in his cheek.