Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning (2005)

Share this quote on facebook [Russian President Ulyanov looks at the Earth on the viewscreen of the CPP Kickstart.]
Ulyanov: I don't think I'm in Moscow anymore.

Share this quote on facebook [On Babel-13, Garybrandy tells Sherrypie that Lt. Kefir's Star Flurry is missing.]
Garybrandy: In the morning, I sent a patrol out. This is all they found.
[He shows Sherrypie a small crystal.]
Sherrypie: Oh my God.
Garybrandy: What?
Sherrypie: Aliens have crystallized Kefir!
Garybrandy: Jonny, this is a data crystal. From Kefir's flight recorder.
. . .
[Sherrypie and Garybrandy watch the recording of the CPP Kalinka attacking Kefir.]
Sherrypie: The prophecies of the Minibar are coming true. A great darkness will come, and we're all going to die.
Garybrandy: Jonny, you're scaring me. "The One to rule them all and in the darkness bind them", I've read it.

Share this quote on facebook powerplant worker: Fukov! where did you say you worked before coming here?
Fukov: Chernobyl, sir!
powerplant worker: ok! (to another worker) chernobyl...why does that ring a bell? chernobyl...cherno...(suddenly remembering th chernobyl incident) CHERNOBYL! FUKOV!

Share this quote on facebook [As the P-Fleet ships approach, Ivanovitsa interrupts Sherrypie's long talk of keeping the peace.]
Ivanovitsa: Captain, this is hardly the time.
Sherrypie: This is a question of principle. It is my right to make speeches, and I swear that no one will deny me it.

Share this quote on facebook [Preface advertisement each time a B-13 communication begins…]
Baabcom Voice: Baabcom — Cybercool Connections with Pride.

Share this quote on facebook Ivanovitsa: The Backgammon is being overpowered… and we can't last long, either.
Sherrypie: Damn, this doesn't look good. I'm afraid we have only one recourse.
Ivanovitsa: You don't mean…?
Sherrypie: Yes. We have to stall for time. I'm giving a speech!

Share this quote on facebook [On the way to B-13, Kickstart security man Lt. Twinklemagnet turns to a colleague.]
Twinklemagnet: Hey kid, is your insurance in order?

Share this quote on facebook [Ivanovitsa greets Pirk in the landing bay.]
Pirk: Where's Sherrypie?
Ivanovitsa: He couldn't stand defeat. He shot himself in the head… three times.
. . .
[Anticipating a rendezvous with Ivanovitsa, Pirk gives shore leave orders to his crew.]
Pirk: Oh, and nobody disturb me for the next fift— hour!

Share this quote on facebook [In the B-13 C&C, the monitors suddenly flash a warning showing hyperspace arrivals.]
P-Fleet Soldier: Wait a minute! What's that?
B-13 Bridge Officer: Nothing. Just a screen-saver.

Share this quote on facebook [Captain Sherrypie's holographic image appears over a group of lounging P-Fleet soldiers.]
Sherrypie: To all P-Fleet personnel who surrender without resistance, I promise a fair court-martial and a swift execution.
[As the men run, a holographic page is handed to the image of Sherrypie.]
Sherrypie: There is a ship, registration ZEX-514, parked aft of the station in a handicap space. Will the owner move it ASAP.

Share this quote on facebook [With Pirk on B-13, the Kickstart faces the Sherrypie's reinforced fleet.]
Commander Info: Our losses should not exceed 68.4 percent.
Dwarf: [sighs] I guess it's a passable day to die.

Share this quote on facebook Dwarf: I've had it with you, binary brains!
[Dwarf pulls out a small black device and pokes it repeatedly in Commander Info's direction, without effect.]
. . .
Info: Whatever you may think, the VCR remote stop button doesn't harm me.

Share this quote on facebook [Excavator fires its massive main gun, disintegrating a ship and barely missing Kickstart.]
Pirk: Jefferson's jellies! Retreat, fast!
. . .
[As Excavator's power returns, the targeting computer shows a reboot screen.]

Share this quote on facebook Festerbester: The Corps is Momma and Granny.

Share this quote on facebook [Excavator finally scores a hit on Kickstart.]
Dwarf: Massive damage taken!
Info: One twist drive destroyed!
Dwarf: Lost connections for twinkle banks 3 through 11!
Info: Computer helpdesk went bankrupt!
Dwarf: Halludeck going offline!
Info: Coffee-o-Matic damaged beyond repair!

Share this quote on facebook Commander Info — Antti Satama

Share this quote on facebook Emperor Pirk — Samuli Torssonen

Share this quote on facebook Commander Dwarf — Timo Vuorensola

Share this quote on facebook Festerbester — Janos Honkonen

Share this quote on facebook President Ulyanov — Kari Väänänen

Share this quote on facebook Lieutenant Twinklemagnet — Timo Pekurinen

Share this quote on facebook Captain Jonny K. Sherrypie — Atte Joutsen

Share this quote on facebook Security Chief Mikhail Garybrandy — Jari Ahola

Share this quote on facebook Commander Susannah Ivanovitsa — Satu Heliö