Stay Alive (2006)

Share this quote on facebook Sweet Sebastian Bach, I wanna play!

Share this quote on facebook [about Abigail] Girl has got body karate going on!

Share this quote on facebook Can we skip this bullshit cinematic foreplay? I want to fuuuuccckkkk!

Share this quote on facebook (To Miller) Okay, Where's the torture chamber cause I want some ass.

Share this quote on facebook I don't know what it is, man! I'm scared, I'm freaking out, man! There's something out here!.. (on the phone) Is that Abby? Wassup Mama?

Share this quote on facebook I beta-tested for a while. It sucked. It's kinda like eating a beav. It's awesome at first, then it's just goddamn monotonous.

Share this quote on facebook If you had any less sense, you'd be half a fucking penny.

Share this quote on facebook (really upset) Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm gonna find whoever did it, and hurt them.

Share this quote on facebook (Last line/final words, to the Countess) Go fuck yourself.

Share this quote on facebook You know, Phin? The problem with your mouth is that stupid, insensitive shit comes out of it.

Share this quote on facebook Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like the big ones...

Share this quote on facebook My brother was all I had. That kid meant everything to me. And now he's gone.

Share this quote on facebook (after tapping the controller, avoiding the carriage in the game) Hell yeah.

Share this quote on facebook Bitch, that's cheating! I'm not even dead yet!

Share this quote on facebook (to Hutch and Abigail) Go on, get out of here. I've got these punk-ass motherfuckers handled.

Share this quote on facebook You know what they say? You play the game too long, you start seeing shit and having seizures.

Share this quote on facebook (after snorting cocaine) Ooh, fuck, that burns!

Share this quote on facebook I hate telling people the truth and watching them get embarassed for that

Share this quote on facebook Come to me, clouds. May you rise as an evil storm born to rip them open. Let the cover of night bear witness and destroy those who resist so they shall harm me not. Let the blood of many cleanse me, preserving beauty eternal, I pray you.

Share this quote on facebook Phin: Who talks like that to their brother like that anyway?
October: Somebody with an idiot for a brother.
Phin: Oh my god, you're a terrible person.

Share this quote on facebook (Phin licks Swink's controller and hands it to him)
Swink: Bro...
Phin: Let's do it.
(Swink groans)
Phin: Put your hands on it.
Swink: That's disgusting.
Phin: Touch it.

Share this quote on facebook Swink: But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phin: That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Phin: (enters the code) Boobs.

Share this quote on facebook Swink: (Phineus smacks Swink's arm) Don't touch me, A-hole!
Phineus: "A-hole", Dude?
Swink: Profanity is for the feeble-minded.
Phineus: Well, I'm "effing" sorry I offended you... fuck-ass. You ready for a good night, bro?
Swink: Oh, I can't stay too late, I gotta double back to see a Naughty Network glitch for the theatre pledges, Quite the neurotic level.
Phineus: Well, you can also take the skirt off and join us playing this virgin game, would you?
Swink: Virgin?
Phineus: Yes.
Swink: Shoot, I-I really shouldn't.
(Phineus points at him, trying to make Swink change his mind)
Swink: Okay, I'll figure something out.

Share this quote on facebook October: Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-incher? You know I like the big ones.
Hutch: Per usual, that is too much information. Oh, shit! Oh, man.
Phin: (to October) You're a whore.

Share this quote on facebook Video Game Voice: When fear cripples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink: We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October: Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus: That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.

Share this quote on facebook Swink: Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch: Swink! You scared the crap out of me!
Swink: (unfazed) Why yes. I would love to come inside. Thank you for asking.

Share this quote on facebook Phineus: Miller, man, you in those tunnels again? All the doors are locked.
Miller: Well, now they're open and I'm exploring, tearin' shit up... ownin' fools.
October: Ownin' fools?

Share this quote on facebook Phineus: If this genuinely is from Loomis, it must in fact be barely legal.
Hutch: (trying, about the game) Okay, we got this from Loomis. It's called Stay Alive. We don't know much about it except we're not supposed to have it.