Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Share this quote on facebook [running around on the track in his underwear, thinking he is on fire] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

Share this quote on facebook [driving his first race] Hey, Lucius, I just wanted to share a piece of personal information with you. I've got a...a chubby right now because THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE BECAUSE I'M GETTIN' TO DRIVE A RACECAR I CAN'T BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD!!!

Share this quote on facebook Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. When you're workin' on your mysterious lady part stuff, you should have the right tools too. That's why you should use...Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

Share this quote on facebook [doing a Big Red commercial] My friends used to call me Big Red, but I told 'em "Stop it!" 'cause there's only one Big Red in town, America's number 1 cinnamon gum. What? What did you say? That's what I thought. DICK

Share this quote on facebook When you work on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you need the right tools too. That's why you should use [is tossed a box of tampons] Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.

Share this quote on facebook I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

Share this quote on facebook Now, I've got a message for all the other drivers out there. If you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the race, it's not your tailpipe. It's just a little of Shake...and Bake!

Share this quote on facebook [after Girard breaks Ricky's arm] Hold on a second, Mr. Fancy-Pants Foreigner. You just broke my bro's arm. Now you're 'bout to get tasered. Say hello to Dr. Watts!

Share this quote on facebook I like to think of Jesus like a muscular trapeze artist.

Share this quote on facebook We go together like Easter mornin' and Lyme Disease.

Share this quote on facebook We go together like suits of armor and electrical storms.

Share this quote on facebook I'm just sayin' we click, you know? We're like skateboardin' and freeway ramps.

Share this quote on facebook We go together like pigs and swimmin'.

Share this quote on facebook We go together like tuna fish and cigarettes.

Share this quote on facebook We go together like campin' trips and head lice.

Share this quote on facebook We go together like square dancin' and handguns. Right?

Share this quote on facebook Don't make me bring the darkness. [pulls out taser]

Share this quote on facebook We go together like cocaine and waffles.

Share this quote on facebook If you ain't first, you're last!

Share this quote on facebook [Getting thrown out of Ricky's school] You people are in the wrong on this one! So in the wrong! This is egregious! You hear me? Egregious!

Share this quote on facebook I saw what happened to you in that race. You saw the fear. You need to learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothin' more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.

Share this quote on facebook Hey, close the door and come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.

Share this quote on facebook [to Ricky who is delivering pizza on a bike] Hey, is that a Huffy? That's a nice-lookin' bike, boy!

Share this quote on facebook Hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that! That makes no sense at all! "First or last"! I mean, you could be second, third, fourth--hell, you could even be fifth!

Share this quote on facebook Daddy, you made that grace your bitch.

Share this quote on facebook I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai.

Share this quote on facebook [as Ricky attempts to pass Girard in a race] Send that weird man back to Indonesia!

Share this quote on facebook You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?

Share this quote on facebook shut up, chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!

Share this quote on facebook Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?

Share this quote on facebook [Shouting at a neighbor's house] Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!

Share this quote on facebook What you lookin' at, Popeye?

Share this quote on facebook Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Share this quote on facebook Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

Share this quote on facebook One'a you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!

Share this quote on facebook [throwing away their junk] Aw, Nana, not my prison shank.

Share this quote on facebook You look old, Granny, are you gonna die today?

Share this quote on facebook [eating at Applebee's] It's Applebee-riffic!

Share this quote on facebook [about being a pit crew member] Sorry, Lucius, but it's a hard habit to break, like stalking an ex-girlfriend.

Share this quote on facebook Peaches and cream!

Share this quote on facebook Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the knights of the roundtable, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen [whispering] in the biblical sense.

Share this quote on facebook [After Ricky has stabbed himself in the leg] Here, we'll use this knife to pry the other one out!

Share this quote on facebook [As Ricky races for the first time] Just remember this, Ricky: you wreck that car, that's $200,000 out of your pocket!

Share this quote on facebook Glenn, shut up.

Share this quote on facebook Carley Bobby: [about Walker and Texas Ranger] If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?

Share this quote on facebook Carley, Cal, Walker, Texas Ranger: Jenga!

Share this quote on facebook Announcer at Racetrack: [after Girard completes a successful lap] Ladies and gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole - which is, of course, a statement of fact and in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.

Share this quote on facebook Bill Weber: Ricky Bobby wins! You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes! It was completely illegal and in no way will count, but, man, that was something!

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Share this quote on facebook Hershell: [about the jazz music] I want this music out of my head!

Share this quote on facebook Kyle: [about the jazz music] Sounds like someone made a tape of somethin' dying or something!

Share this quote on facebook Chip: As Thor said to Loki, "When you roll the dice, you pay the price."

Share this quote on facebook Reese Bobby: [walks into the classroom] Excuse me, darlin'. I'm Reese Bobby. I'm here for career day.
10-year-old Ricky Bobby: Hey dad.
Reese Bobby: Hey there, boy! Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?
10-year-old Ricky Bobby: Ten years.
Reese Bobby: Ten years? Man! I gotta lay off the peyote. [puts a cigarette in his mouth]
Ricky's teacher: Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.
Reese Bobby: Oh, it's all right, darlin'. I'm a volunteer fireman. Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist. [Children makes "oohs" and "aahs"] And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher.
Ricky's teacher: Okay, I think that's enough...
Reese Bobby: See, the teacher wants you to go slow, but she's wrong, 'cause it's the fastest who gets paid and it's the fastest who gets laid. [Children cheer; Reese nods] Aw, yeah.
[Cut to Reese being thrown out by a group of janitors; Ricky's class follows them]
Reese Bobby: You people are in the wrong on this one! So in the wrong! This is egregious! You hear me? Egregious! [Points at a janitor] We were cellmates together, Andy! You got payback comin'! [To Ricky] Don't listen to these people, Ricky! You're a winner! If you ain't first, you're last!
[Reese jumps in his #13 Chevelle and speeds away; the children all cheer again.]
10 year old Ricky Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last...

Share this quote on facebook Jean Girard: [After breaking Ricky's arm] Your injury is one of ignorance and pride. Au revoir!
Cal: Now you just hold it right there Mr. Fancypants Foreigner, you just broke my bro's arm, now you're about to get tasered. [Takes out a taser; Jean grabs a pool stick and prepares to fight] Say hello to Dr. Watts!
Ricky Bobby: Get him Cal.

Share this quote on facebook [Early in their careers, Cal and Ricky are pit crewmen; their driver quits during the race]
Glen: It's not always bad to be in last place. Here's some things we can focus on: One, we tried hard. And two, we're still dear friends!
Lucius Washington: Glenn, shut up. Listen, if we don't get that car back on the track, our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken. Now, is there anyone out there who wants to go fast?
Ricky Bobby: [raising his hand] I wanna go fast!

Share this quote on facebook Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?
Walker Bobby: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge. [Chip is startled]
Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger Bobby: Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitol of North Carolina. I said Washington D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo!
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger Bobby: And she said 'No, you're wrong.' I said 'You got a lumpy butt!' She got mad at me and yelled at me, and I pissed in my pants. And I never did change my pee pants all day, I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.

Share this quote on facebook [During the victory celebration after a race where Ricky beats Jamie McMurray by driving in reverse]
Lucius Washington: I don't wanna rain on your parade, but that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
Lucius Washington: Now, I know you won the race, but you're not gonna live forever.
Ricky Bobby: Oh, I'm not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science, and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
Lucius Washington: No, I don't know what that means. I guess, uh, longer life.
Ricky Bobby: Well, no, he didn't live.
Lucius Washington: Oh, he didn't live?
Ricky Bobby: I mean, it's just exciting that we're tryin' things like that.

Share this quote on facebook Ricky Bobby: Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin' at the air...
Chip: He was a man! He had a beard!
Ricky Bobby: I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?! I win the races and I get the money! I work too hard for your bull, Chip.

Share this quote on facebook Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are terrible boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal: Yeah!
Ricky: Yeah! Turn up the heat!
Cal: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Ricky: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Chip: What is wrong with you?!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

Share this quote on facebook Walker: Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy!
Texas Ranger: I don't even know what that means, but I love it!

Share this quote on facebook Walker: Shut up in here, I'm tryin' to sleep!
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!

Share this quote on facebook Ricky Bobby: [after Reese offers to help him go fast again] Fine. I'll do it. But I ain't callin' you Daddy.
Reese Bobby: Well, what are you gonna call me then?
[Cuts to Ricky and Reese standing by Reese's car]
Ricky Bobby: All right, Professor Dickweed, what's the plan?

Share this quote on facebook Cal: Hey, when you have the stereo and the T.V. on at the same time, how do you control the volume on the T.V.?
Ricky: Why would you have the stereo and the T.V. on at the same time?
Cal: 'Cause I like to party.

Share this quote on facebook Lucius Washington: Now, Ricky, the doctor told us that we should let you work it out on your own sweet time, but...Ricky, you can walk.
Ricky Bobby: What'd you just say?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: He's tellin' you the truth, man. It's all in your head.
Ricky: You sick...sons of bitches! I mean, you walk in that door, on your two legs, all fat and cocky, and lookin' at me in my chair, and you tell me it's all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons! Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented, and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away! I mean, I pray you know that pain and that hurt!
Lucius: Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!!! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!
Ricky: I am SO paralyzed!
Lucius: NO, NO, NO!
Cal: Don't be rough on him, now.
Lucius: No, he needs to know!
Cal: Okay.
Lucius: He's always cryin'!
Cal: Alright, tough love it is, tough love. [to Ricky] Wake up, idiot!
Ricky: [pulls out a knife] You wanna know what I am?! You wanna see what my life is?!
Lucius: Don't do it!
Ricky: You wanna see what's goin' on here?!
Cal: Don't you stick that knife in your leg...
[Ricky does so, pauses for a moment, and then screams]

Share this quote on facebook Chip: Ricky, remember: The fieldmouse is fast, but the owl sees at night. [maniacal laughter]
Cal Naughton, Jr.: That's kinda creepy, ain't it?

Share this quote on facebook Dick Berggren: Dick Berggren reporting from Las Vegas victory lane for FOX Television. Ricky, obviously a huge win for you today, but it seems as if you either win, or crash the car trying to win.
Ricky Bobby: Well, Dick, here's the deal: I'm the best there is - plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. You know, nobody can hang with my stuff. I'm just a--just a big, hairy, American winning machine. "If you ain't first, you're last!" You know? You know what I mean? That phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the expressed permission of Ricky Bobby, Inc.

Share this quote on facebook [After Ricky takes off in Reese's car, the police hot on his tail]
Walker: Grandpa, how about you take us fishin' and tell us life lessons, and stories about your childhood?
Reese Bobby: I got a better idea. How 'bout you boys go around back and dig a hole, and I'll go get another beer?
Texas Ranger: Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
Reese Bobby': That's a good call. [he hands Texas Ranger his beer] Here, that's worth a nickel.
Texas Ranger: Tragic.

Share this quote on facebook Susan: [telling Ricky why he should get back into racing] It's because it's what you love to do. It's who you were born to be. And here you sit--thinking! Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years! And it is good! And you use it! And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky! You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?!
Ricky: Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

Share this quote on facebook Susan: Hi, I'm his lady, I'm Susan. I painted the car, I...we had sex.
Reese Bobby: You did?
Susan & Ricky Bobby: Yeah.
Reese Bobby: Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.

Share this quote on facebook Jean Girard: Eh, everybody, this is my 'usband, Gregory. [Everyone gasps, and someone drops their beer]
Gregory: [waves] See you at the track!
Cal: Did he just say "husband"?
Herschell: Sweet Lord! Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!
Ricky Bobby: The room's startin' to spin real fast... cause of... cause of the gayness. Cal, I love you. [Ricky faints]
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky? Ricky! Oh, God!
[The scene fades to black, then cuts to the middle of a SPEED Channel broadcast]
Bob Jenkins: ...But you know fans of NASCAR; the drivers; everybody is talking about this new driver Jean Girard. Let's find out a little more about him from our reporter Davey Wesling.
Davey Wesling: Talented. Eccentric. Dominating. These are the words that define Jean Girard. [clips of Girard tending to his horses are shown] Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his world-class horses, who are also gay. [changes to clips of Girard with Gregory] Jean's days are filled with sun-drenched walks with his beloved husband Gregory. [cuts to Gregory training six German Shepherds to balance on each other] Though Gregory is no stay-at-home spouse: He's a world-class trainer of German Shepherds! Only time will tell if Jean's foray into NASCAR will end up in victory lane. [The SPEED anchors are dumbstruck]

Share this quote on facebook Texas Ranger Bobby: [complaining about doing community service while picking up trash on the side of the highway] I gotta tell ya Granny, this blows!
Walker Bobby: How much more of this?
Lucy Bobby: Well I don't know. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?

Share this quote on facebook Ricky Bobby: Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um, sweetie...Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off-puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

Share this quote on facebook [Ricky is trying to get back up to the track]
Ricky Bobby: I'm really gonna open it up now! Woooo! I missed you, Mama Speed! Ricky Bobby's back!
Larry Dennit, Jr.: Wait, h--how fast is he going?
Lucius Washington: Uh, 26 miles an hour. [Cuts to Ricky's car limping down the inside lane as everyone else zips by on the outside]
Ricky Bobby: What were those things? Were those the other cars?!

Share this quote on facebook Reese: Look, all I got to my name is a car, and a duffel bag full of underwear and sweet, stinky weed.
Walker: How much you sellin' that weed for, old man?

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Dennit: Ricky, your little obscene gesture is going to cost you 100 points. Do you know how much that costs us in sponsorship dollars?
Ricky: With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
Mr. Dennit: What did you just say to me?
Ricky: What? I said it with all due respect!
Mr. Dennit: Just because you say that doesn't mean you get to say whatever you want to say to me!
Ricky: It sure as hell does!
Mr. Dennit: No, it doesn't--
Ricky: It's in the Geneva Conventions, look it up!

Share this quote on facebook Ricky Bobby: What do you care about me, or us- I mean, hell, you never even met your grandkids!
[Reese looks confused for a moment, squinting at Walker and Texas Ranger]
Texas Ranger: What are you lookin at, Popeye?
Reese Bobby: You shut up, you little potlicker, I'll put you in a microwave. Now, you show me the DNA tests, and maybe I'll say hello to these little swamp rats.
Frank: [Yelling across the street] Will you people shut the hell up?! I got a wife in an oxygen tent; we're tryin' to sleep!
Reese Bobby: You better shut up, Frank, or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!
Lucy Bobby: Yeah, shut up, Frank!
Walker: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
Reese Bobby: [Impressed] Okay. Guess they are my grandkids.

Share this quote on facebook Cal Naughton, Jr.: [talking to his crew chief over the radio] Hey, Jarvis?
Jarvis: Yeah, Cal?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: If you slept with your best friend's wife, why would he apologize to you?
Jarvis: Yeah, I don't know, Cal. That's weird.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: That's what I'm sayin'! My head's all tied up like...a pretzel! I got a pretzel in my head!

Share this quote on facebook [During Ricky's comeback race, Ricky is passing to Cal's inside - though Cal cannot see him because of the window net]
Jarvis: Cal, you should probably pay attention. I think he's passing you.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Is Ricky passing me in my subconscious?
Jarvis: No, he's actually passin' you! That's happenin' right now!

Share this quote on facebook Bill Weber: Ricky Bobby in the #62 car is on the move. He's sliding from 26th place to 18th place. Now let's go to John Hannafin, who's in the stands with a country music legend. [Cuts to Hannafin in the stands]
John Hannafin: Thank you, Sean. I'm here with one of the greatest country music stars of all-time, Kenny Rogers. Kenny, what do you think of the race so far?
Kenny Rogers: [obviously not Kenny Rogers] It's great. They're going really fast.
Bill Weber: John, that's not Kenny Rogers.
John Hannafin: In the song "The Gambler", you sang "You gotta know when to walk away and know when to run." Should Ricky Bobby have stayed away from racing?
"Kenny Rogers": Mr. Bobby's very competitive. If he wants to race, he should race.
John Hannafin: Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny Rogers. And now back to you, Bill.
Bill Weber: Well, that, of course, was not Kenny Rogers.
Benny Parsons: Not even close!

Share this quote on facebook Cal: Shake and Bake?
Ricky: No. Never again.
Cal: You're right. I was a total dick, man.
Ricky: From now on, [points to Cal] it's Magic Man...[points to himself] and El Diablo.
Cal: Wh--What's Diablo mean?
Ricky: It’s, like, Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.
Cal: That's awesome! With the claws?
Ricky: Yeah, with the claws. With the claws and a beak!
Cal: How'd you come up with that, man?
Ricky: Just--sometimes, things click.

Share this quote on facebook Jean: Monsieur "Booby", by defeating me today, you have set me free. And for that, I thank you. [He offers his hand to Ricky]
Ricky: [shoving Girard's hand away] I will never shake your hand. Ever. But I will give you this...[he passionately kisses Girard]
Jean: Sir...you taste...of America.
Ricky: Thank you. [Girard leans in for another kiss] Noooo...once was good. Once was good.

Share this quote on facebook Texas Ranger: Well, if it isn't our old mangy, transient grandfather.
Reese Bobby: Well said, grandson. I'll take that as a compliment.

Share this quote on facebook Ricky: Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby.
Cal: And I'm Cal Naughton, Jr.
Ricky: We're here to tell you about snow blindness in cats. It's affecting more and more cats each year, and it scares the livin' shit out of us.

Share this quote on facebook Reese: [as Ricky is attacked by a cougar] Ricky, control your heart rate!
Ricky: I can't control my heart rate, I got a cougar on me!

Share this quote on facebook Ricky: You can't have two number ones.
Cal: Yeah... you can't, that makes eleven.

Share this quote on facebook Jean: Do you know why I came to America, "Reecky Booby"?
Ricky: To have a chalupa and marvel at the wisdom of George W. Bush; I mean, the same reason anyone comes to America.

Share this quote on facebook [One of Ricky's commercials]
Ricky Bobby: This is Ricky Bobby.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: And I'm Cal Naughton, Jr.
Ricky Bobby: Urging you never to travel to Tijuana.

Share this quote on facebook Ricky: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus. I'm delivering pizzas.
Man on bus: Motherfucker, what makes you think I care?! Shut the fuck up!
Ricky: I was just telling 'cause-- Like I said, I lost my license. I've been having a lot of problems lately.
Man on bus: Problems? I don't wanna hear about your damn problems. Everybody got problems! My mama got problems. She just lost her leg. My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle. My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem!
Ricky: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

Share this quote on facebook Ricky: I get emotional. You guys are workin' so hard, and I'm just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.
Cal: I tell you what, Ricky, you are truly blessed. These two are two in a million, just like Carley's ta-tas. You won't find another rack like that, I guarantee it.
Carley: Thank you, Cal.
Walker: That's real sweet of you, Cal.
Ricky: Cal, that's a real nice sentiment. That's about one of the nicest things you ever said.
Cal: Well, I mean it.
Carley: Stop it, gonna make me cry.
Cal: It comes from the heart.

Share this quote on facebook The story of a man who could only count to #1.

Share this quote on facebook No One Can Handle The Curves, The Speed, The Heat, Like Ricky Bobby.

Share this quote on facebook You don't have to be quick to be fast.

Share this quote on facebook If you ain't first, you're last!

Share this quote on facebook Houston Tumlin - Walker Bobby

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