The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)

Share this quote on facebook You blew up my wood stools. You know how hard it is to get wood on the moon?

Share this quote on facebook Pluto: You married twins?
Tony: No, I met the perfect woman. So I had her cloned.
Dina: Which one is which?
Tony: Who cares?

Share this quote on facebook Pluto: What happened?
James: Obviously, you did something stupid.

Share this quote on facebook Pluto: That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!
Dina: It's a real dog?
Pluto: Oh, yeah. It's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that, it's a girl. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.

Share this quote on facebook Pluto: So, where'd you do your singing back Earth?
Dina: Oh. Weddings, bar mitzvahs, reincarnation rituals. The usual gigs.

Share this quote on facebook Dina: What makes you so sure he'll help us out?
Pluto: Oh, he'll help us. He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me.
Dina: You taught Tony Francis how to sing?
Pluto: No, I convinced a bookie not to pour some acid down his throat.

Share this quote on facebook Pluto: So, how's it going with you and Babbet?
Bruno: Me and Babbet? I don't think that's going to happen. I found out that I'm 110 volts and she's a 220.
Pluto: Just go to the hardware store and get an adaptor.
Bruno: Nah, that just ruins it for me.

Share this quote on facebook Mogan: Hey, Bruno. What are you? A65?
Bruno: Model 63. Deluxe.
Mogan: 63? Talk about ancient.
Bruno: Your sister didn't seem to mind.

Share this quote on facebook Rowland: There's a clone doctor named Runa Pedanken. Made a big name for herself creating an entire basketball team from one old guy.
Pluto: The Air Jordans. Yeah.

Share this quote on facebook Richard Raybourne as Bartender Phil