The Aristocats (1970)

Share this quote on facebook [to Duchess] Boy, your eyes really are like sapphires!

Share this quote on facebook Hey! Mee-yow! What a classy neighborhood! Dig these fancy wig-wams!

Share this quote on facebook Hey there, Scat Cat, blow some o' that sweet stuff my way!

Share this quote on facebook Females never fight fair!

Share this quote on facebook But he called us tramps!

Share this quote on facebook Well, where's my beddy-bye basket?!

Share this quote on facebook Aw, cricket bugs don't wear shoes!

Share this quote on facebook Marie: Ladies do NOT start fights, but they can finish them!

Share this quote on facebook Berlioz: But he had a mouth like a "hippolotamus"!

Share this quote on facebook Duchess: "Swinger"? What is a "swinger"?

Share this quote on facebook [As the kittens try to get through their pet door]
Berlioz: Wait for me! Wait for me!
Marie: Me first! Me first!
Toulouse: Why should you be first?
Marie: 'Cause I'm a lady. That's why.
Toulouse: [scoffs] You're not a lady.
Berlioz: [grabs Marie's tail] You're nothin' but a sister!
Marie: I'll show you if I'm a lady or not.

Share this quote on facebook Edgar: [sings as he puts sleeping pills in the cat's cream]
Rock-a-bye kitties. Bye-bye you go. [looks at the instructions on the bottle, then casually throws in more pills]
La la la la, and I'm in the dough!
Oh, Edgar, you sly old fox!
[hums as he finishes the cream]

Share this quote on facebook [Duchess and her kittens are trapped]
Toulouse: I told you it was Edgar.
Berlioz: Aw, shut up, Toulouse!

Share this quote on facebook Lafayette: I still say it was a li'l old cricket bug.
Napoleon: I'm the leader! I'll decide what it was! [pause] It was a li'l old cricket bug.

Share this quote on facebook Napoleon: Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.
Lafayette: Now, how come you always get the tender part? [He stumbles on his own ear]
Napoleon: Because I outrank you, that's why. Now stop beating your gums and sound the attack!
[Lafayette barks several times]
Napoleon: No, that's mess call!
Lafeyette: Ha ha, makin' a mess of it huh?
Napoleon: YOU can be REPLACED, you know.

Share this quote on facebook O'Malley: One magic carpet coming up.
Duchess: That's a magic carpet?
[O'Malley jumps on the hood of the milk truck and screeches]
Milkman: SACREBLEU!
O'Malley: [Screeches as the milkman stops his truck]
Milkman: SAPRISTI! Stupid cat! Brainless lunatic! [starts his truck]

Share this quote on facebook Duchess: Why, Mr. O'malley, you are amazing.
O'Malley: True. true.
Milkman: [After noticing the cats in his rearview mirror, much to his shock] SAPRISTI! [cats screech after the milkman stops too fast] SACREBLEU! [as the cats run out of the milkman's truck] THIEVES! ROBBERS! MANGY TRAMPS! TAKE THAT! AND THAT!

Share this quote on facebook [Roquefort arrives in the alley where Scat Cat and his gang hang out; Scat Cat snatches him and holds him up.]
Scat Cat: What's a little swinger like you doin' on our side of town?
Roquefort: Oh, please, I was sent here for help! By a cat!
Scat Cat: Why this is outrageous! It's crazy!
Roquefort: Honest! He told me just to mention his name!
Billy Boss: So? Start mentioning names, rodent!
Roquefort: Oh, now, wait a minute. D-don't rush me. His name is- O'Toole.
Scat Cat: I don't dig him. Strike one.
Roquefort: O... O'Brien!
Scat Cat: Strike two.
Roquefort: Oh, boy. You believe me, don't you?
Hit Cat: Keep talkin', Mousy.
Roquefort: How about... O... Grady?
Scat Cat: Mousy, you just struck out. Any last words?
Roquefort: Oh, why did I listen to that O'Malley cat?!

Share this quote on facebook Lafeyette: D-D-D-D-Did y' see him?
Napoleon: No, no, he sneaked up behind me and tailgated me.
Lafeyette: Well he didn't hurt me; he hit me on the head!

Share this quote on facebook O'Malley: Ya know something? I like Uncle Waldo.
Duchess: Especially when he's marinated.

Share this quote on facebook Napoleon: It's a one-wheeled....
Lafeyette: A one-wheeled what?
Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, but it's a one-wheeled haystack! And there it goes!

Share this quote on facebook [last lines]
Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon. This looks like the end.
Napoleon: Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I'll say when it's the end.
[the words "The End" hit him on the head]
Napoleon: It's the end.

Share this quote on facebook Dean Clark as Berlioz