The 'Burbs (1989)

Share this quote on facebook I-I've never seen that before. I've never seen anybody drive their trash to the curb and beat the hell out of it with a stick... I've never seen that before.

Share this quote on facebook I'm going to go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.

Share this quote on facebook Noboby knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.

Share this quote on facebook I can't walk anywhere without you asking me where I'm going - I'm going to Paris, France, okay? I'm going to Banff, Canada, alright? That's where I'm going.

Share this quote on facebook I'm only trying to take a nap! I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!

Share this quote on facebook Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 48 hundred times, and then snap? Well, that is us! It's not them. It's us! WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are throwing garbage in the street, and lighting fires... we're the ones acting suspicious and paranoid... We're the lunatics. US!!! Not them!!! It's us.

Share this quote on facebook I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal.

Share this quote on facebook Now they know that we know that they know that we know.

Share this quote on facebook I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them.

Share this quote on facebook I can see the news report now... "they were a quite family, kept pretty much to themselves, No one would have ever suspected them of foul play."

Share this quote on facebook I'm telling you these people are Satanists, As I sit here, they are Satanists, Look, look, the world is full of these kind of things - black masses, mutilations, Mutilations!, The Incubus, The Succubus - I'm tellin' you, Walter was a human sacrifice.

Share this quote on facebook This is my neighborhood!

Share this quote on facebook Oh no! You guys can't leave. This is the best part. I called the pizza dude!!!

Share this quote on facebook [last lines] God I love this street.

Share this quote on facebook Walter. I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut.

Share this quote on facebook About a 9 on the tension scale there, Rube.

Share this quote on facebook In Southeast Asia we'd call this kind of thing bad karma.

Share this quote on facebook A Soldiers way saves the day

Share this quote on facebook Smells like they're cooking a goddamn cat over there.

Share this quote on facebook There go the Goddamn brownies.

Share this quote on facebook Here you go, sonny - a little something for the old sweet tooth.

Share this quote on facebook What have you got in the cellar, HERR Klopek.

Share this quote on facebook Ray: [chanting] I'm not going to listen to this, I'm not going to hear this now.
Art: Ray! Ray! You're chanting! [points to book] Ray, unconscious chanting! You're chanting!
[Ray continues chanting with fingers in ears]
Art: [chants] I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal. Ray, Ray, you're chanting!, Hey, once they get in here... [points to Ray's head] ...it's over, pal.

Share this quote on facebook Mark: Klopek, is that Slavic?
Reuben: NO.
Mark: 'Bout a nine on the tension scale there, Reub.

Share this quote on facebook A comedy about one nice guy who gets pushed too far.

Share this quote on facebook He's a man of peace in a savage land... Suburbia.

Share this quote on facebook He's a stranger in an even stranger land... Suburbia

Share this quote on facebook Life In The Burbs Will Never Be The Same Again!

Share this quote on facebook Heather Haase as Ricky's Girlfriend

Share this quote on facebook Gary Hays as Ricky's Friend

Share this quote on facebook Brenda Benner as Walter's Daughter