The Flintstones (1994)

Share this quote on facebook Afraid? Now let's get this straight Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! [Barney promises not to tell Wilma] Thanks pal!

Share this quote on facebook [Barney asks him what to call him now] Simply your highness will do.

Share this quote on facebook [Miss Stone asks him how he'd like his coffee] Uhh, in a cup.

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Slate, I don't think you hired me just to sit here and look pretty, [he picks up a model house] if build houses these small, whose going to live in them.

Share this quote on facebook Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth! [The dictabird repeats what he says] Okay, now you talk and see how much I can remember.

Share this quote on facebook [Wilma tells him his secretary is very attractive] Really? I didn't notice. Did I mention she could chisel 18 words a minute?

Share this quote on facebook [Dino takes a steak from the grill] Hey Barn, you like your steak rare, right? Well, that one's yours.

Share this quote on facebook [Pearl asks him if he's lost weight] Have we met?

Share this quote on facebook [repeated line] Yabba-dabba-doo!

Share this quote on facebook [The adoption agent shows them a monkey] Well, he's not really what we expected, but we'll love him like he was our own.

Share this quote on facebook Someday, I'll pay him back! Someday, somehow.

Share this quote on facebook Come on, say "Dadda"! (Bamm-Bamm just keeps saying his own name)

Share this quote on facebook [to Fred about getting a job as a vice president] That does it! The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you.

Share this quote on facebook Can I have everyone's attention please? (Caveman- I hope it's not another poem)

Share this quote on facebook (An angry mob about to hang Fred asks him if he knows him) Well, he used to be my best friend. In fact, it's probably because of me that you all are in this mess. (Mob leader_ Hang them both.)

Share this quote on facebook [Fred says he's only one man] Not from the back.

Share this quote on facebook Fred! And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby.

Share this quote on facebook [Fred says she's the most beautiful girl in Bedrock after she catches him cheating on her with Miss Stone] Nice try, Fred.

Share this quote on facebook [Miss Stone tells her she's heard so much about her] Well I wish that I could say the same.

Share this quote on facebook You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.

Share this quote on facebook One day, we'll look back on this and laugh.

Share this quote on facebook I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company.

Share this quote on facebook Son of a Brachiosaurus!

Share this quote on facebook [Cliff asks her why the quarry workers are down there and he's up here] Because you lied on your resume.

Share this quote on facebook Believe it not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone. [Cliff goes on about how dumb he is] He is perfect!

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, even weekends, so feel free to use me however you see fit.

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Flintstone, I've been a bad girl, but you've got to admit, I was very, very good at it.

Share this quote on facebook Wilma: Fred, do you have to get Dino so wound up when you come home?
Fred: It's not my fault. Maybe he'd calm down if we had him fixed!
Dino: What? [he runs away]

Share this quote on facebook Miss Stone: [enters Fred's office] Uhhm! Am I interrupting?
Cliff: Not at all. Fred, I'd like you to meet Miss Sharon Stone. She's going to be your secretary
Fred: My secretary?
Miss Stone: Personal secretary, Mr. Flintstone, that is of course, if you want me.
[Fred's tie rolls up to his chin]
Cliff: Well, then, I the two of you could get better aquainted. [closes the doors]

Share this quote on facebook Fred: You know Miss Stone, I've been signing stacks of these things for weeks now, and I hate to pry, but, what are they?
Miss Stone: Oh, just tiny little forms so that we can pay the contractors working on the modernization.
Fred: You know, (Miss Stone gets annoyed) we remodeled our kitchen a couple of years ago, and let me tell you, contractors can be real pirates. I'm going to read these over.
Miss Stone: [pushes them aside, slides onto his desk] No! You're much too busy for that, Mr. Flintstone, and besides, reading, is my job. You wouldn't want to put poor little old me out of work now would you?
[Wilma and Pebbles walk in the room]
Fred: No.
[Miss Stone turns over, revealing her sexy body to Fred and seductively rubs his cheek]
Dictabird: Um, eh, your wife. Your, your wife.
Fred: [while still flirting] My wife? Wilma? [notices Wilma] Wilma! What a surprise!

Share this quote on facebook Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

Share this quote on facebook Yabba-dabba-doo it!

Share this quote on facebook Elaine and Melanie Silver - Pebbles Flintstone

Share this quote on facebook Hlynur and Marinó Sigurðsson - Bamm-Bamm Rubble