Dialogue
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Phil: Your password is
baloney1?
Chow: Well, it used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers.
Kingsley: Really fuckin' annoying.
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Stu: We're looking for a little kid.
Samir: $2,000.
Stu: Huh?
Samir: Maybe more, I don't know. How young you want this kid to be?
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Tracy: Phil.
Phil: Tracy, I'm sorry.
Tracy: Where the hell are you?
Phil:
[sighs] It happened again.
Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.
Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
Phil: So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin.
Tracy: Oh, God. How bad? Like, "no wedding" bad?
Phil: Yeah. Little worse than that.
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Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
Chow: I am an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
Stu: You have a wife?
Chow: Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for a woman?
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