The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Share this quote on facebook [Speaking Portuguese poorly] Don't make me... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm... hungry. [Pause, in English] Wait, that's not right.

Share this quote on facebook [After jumping from a helicopter and realizing that he's not transforming] Oh shit!

Share this quote on facebook [Before Abomination dies] HULK...SMASH!!!

Share this quote on facebook I've run into bad situations on crap missions before. I've seen good men go down purely because someone didn't let us in on what we were walking into, I've moved onto the next one, 'cause that's what we do, right? I mean that's the job, but THIS? This is a whole new level of weird, and I don't feel inclined to step away from it. So if you're taking another crack at him…I want in. AND with respect, you should be looking for a team that's prepped and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again…you're going to have a lot of professional tough guys PISSING in their PANTS…Sir.

Share this quote on facebook You don't deserve this power!

Share this quote on facebook Any last words?!

Share this quote on facebook [After Blonsky's mission to Brazil to recapture Banner goes awry]
Emil Blonsky: Forgive me, sir, but…doesn't anybody want to talk about what went down in there? Because he didn't lose us. And he was not alone, sir. We had him, but then something hit us. Something big hit us. IT THREW A FORKLIFT TRUCK LIKE IT WAS A SOFTBALL! It was the most powerful thing I've ever seen.
Gen. Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross: Well, it's gone.
Blonsky: Well, if Banner knows what it is, I'm gonna track him down, I'm gonna put my foot on his throat, and I'm gonna–
Ross: That was Banner. It was Banner.
Blonsky: [Understandably confused] You'll have to explain that, sir.
Ross: No, I don't. You've done a good job. Pack up and get our men on a plane. We're going home.

Share this quote on facebook Betty Ross: Bruce, I don't understand why we can't just walk in and talk to my father.
Banner: He told me what he was gonna do. He wants it out of me. He wants to dissect it so he can replicate it. He wants to make it a weapon.

Share this quote on facebook Betty: What is it like? When it happens, what do you experience?
Banner: Remember those experiments we volunteered for at Harvard? Those induced hallucinations? It’s a lot like that, just a thousand times amplified. It’s like someone poured a liter of acid into my brain.
Betty: Do you remember anything?
Banner: Just fragments. Images. There’s too much noise, I can never derive anything out of it.
Betty: But then, it’s still you, inside of it–
Banner: No. No, it’s not.
Betty: I don’t know. In the cave, I really felt like it knew me. Maybe your mind is in there, it’s just overcharged and can’t process what’s happening-
Banner: I don’t want to control it. I want to get rid of it.

Share this quote on facebook [After Blonsky has every bone in his body shattered during a fight with the Hulk]
Sparr: Sir, Blonsky…
Ross: [Expecting the worst] Does anyone know if he had any next-of-kin or family?
Sparr: Ask him yourself.
Blonsky: [In perfect health, salutes Ross] Sir.

Share this quote on facebook Ross: Betty…
Betty: I will never forgive what you’ve done to him.
Ross: He’s a fugitive.
Betty: You made him a fugitive. To cover your failures, and to protect your career. Don’t ever speak to me as your daughter again.
Ross: It’s only because you’re my daughter that you’re not in handcuffs too!

Share this quote on facebook Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?
Dr. Samuel Sterns: No, not yet! I've sorted out a few pieces, but it's not like I can put together the same Humpty Dumpty, if that's what you're asking. He was a freak accident, the goal is to do it better!
Sparr: So Banner was the only– [Knocked unconscious]
Blonsky: Aah, she's an annoying bitch, isn't she?
Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?! [Blonsky pulls out his gun and points it at Dr. Sterns] Now what…could I have possibly done…to deserve such aggression?
Blonsky: [Mumbling agitatedly] It's not what you've done, it's what you're gonna do. [Dr. Sterns raises his head, interested] I want what you've got off Banner, I want that.
Sterns: [Rising] You look like…you've got a little something in you already, don't you?
Blonsky: Yeah, well, I want more. You've seen what he becomes, right?
Sterns: I have…and it's beautiful. Godlike.
Blonsky: I want that…I need that. Make me that.
Sterns: I don't know what you've got inside you already. The mixture could become…an abomination. [Blonsky grabs Dr. Sterns by the collar and raises him into the air] I didn't say I was unwilling…I just need informed consent…and you've given it!

Share this quote on facebook [In New York City]
Betty: The subway is probably quickest.
Banner: Me? In a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty: …right, let's get a cab.
. . .
[One very stressful cab ride later]
Betty: [Kicking the cab door as she gets out] Asshole!
Banner: You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively—
Betty: You zip it! We're walking.
Banner: …okay.

Share this quote on facebook Abomination: [About to kill Ross with a huge chain] General…any last words?
Hulk: [Rouses] HULK…SMASH!! [Smashes the ground]

Share this quote on facebook On June 13, get ready to unleash the beast.

Share this quote on facebook This summer, our only hope is something incredible

Share this quote on facebook This June, a hero shows his true colors

Share this quote on facebook You'll like him when he's angry.