The Incredibles (2004)

Share this quote on facebook Of course I have a secret identity. [about her super-suit] Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on! Who'd wanna go shopping as Elastigirl? You know what I mean?

Share this quote on facebook Now, I'll tell you what we're not gonna do. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna die.

Share this quote on facebook Where is my Super Suit?

Share this quote on facebook [After a huge explosion destroys the Parrs' house] Does this mean we have to move again?

Share this quote on facebook I knew you couldn't do it, even when you've got nothing to lose. You're weak. And I've outgrown you.

Share this quote on facebook Rusty: That was totally wicked!!

Share this quote on facebook [Mr. Incredible is about to go to the scene of a tour bus robbery when Buddy enters the car]
Buddy: Cool! Ready for take-off!
Bob: What the-- who are you?
Buddy: Well, I'm IncrediBoy!
Bob: What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. Brophy-Br-Brody-Bu-Buddy! Buddy.
Buddy: My name is IncrediBoy.
Bob: Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me, but this? This isn't funny.
Buddy: You don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime-fighting style, favorite catch phrases, And everything! I am your number #1 fan!
[Bob ejects him from his car and drives away]

Share this quote on facebook Bob: I work alone.
Helen: And I think you need to be more... [goes through rapid series of stretch-power maneuvers] flexible.
Bob: Uh, are you doing anything later?
Helen: I have a previous engagement.

Share this quote on facebook [Bob confronts a French, mime-like, clown-like super villain named Bomb Voyage]
Bob: Bomb Voyage.
Voyage: Monsieur Incroyable...! [Mr. Incredible...!]
Buddy: [offscreen] And IncrediBoy!
[he breaks through the window.]
Voyage: IncrediBoy?
Buddy: [flies up to Bob using rocket boots] Hey! Hey! Aren't you curious on how I get around so fast? [shows Bob his rocket boots] See? I have these rocket boots. And they--
Bob: Go home, Buddy.
Buddy: What?
Bob: Now.
Voyage: Petit naïf libe...! [Little oaf...!]
[Buddy looks at Voyage]
Buddy: Can we talk? [pulls Bob off to the side] You always, say, "Be true to yourself.", but you never say which part of yourself to be true to! Well I've finally figured out who I am! [walks up to Mr. Incredible] I am your ward: IncrediBoy!
Bob: And now, you have officially gone too far, Buddy. [grabs Voyage before he can escape]
Buddy: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, y'know! You can be super without them! I invented these. [points to his rocket boots] I can fly! Can you fly?
Bob: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Voyage: Et ton costume est complètement ridicule! [And your outfit is totally ridiculous!]
Buddy: Could you just gimme one chance? Look, I'll show you! I'll go get the police!
[Voyage has attached a bomb to Buddy's cape; Bob notices]
Bob: Buddy, don't!
Buddy: It'll only take a second! Really!
Bob: No! Stop! [releases Voyage] There's a bomb! [grabs onto Buddy's cape]

Share this quote on facebook Bob: [hands Buddy to the police] Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.
Buddy: I can help you! You're making a mistake! [arrested and shoved into the police car] Hey!
Bob: [to the cops] The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?
Cop: Already picked him up.
Bob: The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage, who I caught in the act of robbing the vault. Now we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.
Cop: You mean he got away?
Bob: Well, yeah. [gestures to Buddy in the car] Skippy here made sure of that.
Buddy: IncrediBoy!
Bob: You're not affiliated with me!

Share this quote on facebook [as the cops burst into the jewelry store where Bob and Lucius are, Lucius reaches for a water cooler to replenish his freezing powers]
Cop: Freeze!
Lucius: I'm thirsty.
(Lucius reaches for a cup of water)
Cop: I said "freeze"!
Lucius: I'm just getting a drink. [takes the cup and drinks]
Cop: Okay, you had your drink. Now, I want you to...
Lucius: I know, I know. Freeze. [freezes the cop]

Share this quote on facebook [Edna shows Helen the other suits she has created for the Parrs]
Edna: I started with the baby.
Helen: Started?
Edna: Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin [flamethrowers throw fire at the suit without leaving burn marks], and it can also withstand a temperature of over 1,000 degrees! Completely bulletproof. [machine guns train on the suit and empty rounds into it without causing any damage] And machine-washable, darling. That's a new feature.
Helen: What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!
Edna: Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics.
Helen: Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
Edna: No? He'll look fabulous anyway. [moves on to Dash's suit] Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature. [moves on to Violet's] Your daughter's suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does. [moves on to Helen's new suit] Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring yourself [the suit gets stretched], and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible. [two missiles fire at the suit, but the suit sustains no damage] Yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button. [hands Helen one showing the tracking location of one of the suits] Well, darling? What do you think?
Helen: What do I think?! Bob is retired! I'm retired, our family is underground! You helped my husband resume secret hero-work behind my back?!
Edna: Well, I assumed you knew, darling! Why would he keep secrets from you?
Helen: He wouldn't. Didn't-- D-Doesn't.
Edna: [sighs] Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness.

Share this quote on facebook Helen: There's plenty of leftovers you can reheat, make sure Dash does his homework, and both of you get to bed on time. I should be back tonight, late. You can be in charge that long, can't you?
Violet: Yeah, but why am I in charge, again?
Helen: Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.
Violet: You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?
Helen: I mean he's either in trouble, or he's going to be.

Share this quote on facebook Violet: [about to a supersuit that Dash grabbed from Helen] What makes you think it's special?
Dash: I don't know, but why'd Mom try to hide it?

Share this quote on facebook Dash: Are we there yet?
Bob: We'll get there when we get there!

Share this quote on facebook Helen: Great. Now our kids are in danger?! I was afraid this would happen.
Bob: Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?
Helen: I didn't bring them! They stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here!

Share this quote on facebook Save the day.

Share this quote on facebook Eli Fucile and Maeve Andrews - Jack-Jack Parr (voice)

Share this quote on facebook Bret Parker - Kari (the babysitter; voice)

Share this quote on facebook Kimberly Clark - Honey (voice)

Share this quote on facebook Wayne Canney - Principal John Walker (voice)