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The Scream Team is a film of genre Comedy directed by Stuart Gillard released in USA on 11 october 2002 with Mark Rendall

The Scream Team (2002)

The Scream Team
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Dialogue

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Mariah interrupts an argument with Jumper and Ed]
Mariah: Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.
Ian: So, what exactly is this place?
Mariah: Oh. No. No. Listen - just forget it. It's much too complicated to explain.
Ian: Some sort of after-life wait station?
Mariah: Okay, maybe not so complicated.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Claire walks up close to the portal mirror]
Claire: What is this?
Mariah: Oh, hey. No, no, no. Hey! Step away. Away from the portal! [They step away] Thank you. You will have your opportunity soon enough. Not now.
Claire: [Afraid] I'm going to die?
Coffin: Uh, hello. Newsflash - everybody dies.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Jumper: This is getting embarrassing! What are we doing? We are the Soul Patrol! We got way more life force than a dozen stinking ghosts. This is what I signed up for. [Shakes head, with an attitude] I say, we kick some serious ghost butt.
Mariah: Yeah, except for you didn't sign up. You were sentenced!
Jumper: What - ever. [Turns to Ed] Are you with me, Eddie?
Coffin: Only one week left on the force! Why can't I just retire in peace?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Ian: [after Zachariah Kull absorbs Jumper's soul] Jumper!
Coffin: NO!
Claire: Ed, I'm so sorry.
Ian: Don't worry. We'll rescue him!
Coffin: Oh, we will. I will swear on my life I'll rescue Jumper - or die trying!
Ian: Isn't that sort of an empty promise? [Claire hits him]
Coffin: Picky, picky, picky.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Jumper rants off about being trapped in a jar]
Jumper: And some partner you turned out to be. [Makes a face with his palm facing the brother and sister] Wiggity biggity woo! That's the best you could do?
Coffin: You're welcome.
Jumper: [sarcastic] Oh, I'm supposed to be thanking you now. Two little kids here, you can't even scare...
Mariah: [interrupts] Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.

Cast

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Mark Rendall – Ian Carlyle

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Kat Dennings – Claire Carlyle

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Robert Bockstael – Richard Carlyle

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Eric Idle – Coffin Ed

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Tommy Davidson – Jumper

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Kathy Najimy – Mariah

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Kim Coates – Zachariah Kull

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Gary Reineke – Grandpa Frank Carlyle

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Nigel Bennett – Warner

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Edie Inksetter – Face

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Zoie Palmer – Rebecca Kull

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Derek Sypniewski – Wizard

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Anna Tauteiter – Fairy

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Joseph Motiki - Customs Ghost