The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)

Share this quote on facebook Morning, Patrick! Are you here for your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?

Share this quote on facebook [thinking] Wait a minute... I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.

Share this quote on facebook How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?!

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today. [gets in the bubble] But someday, we'll look back and have a good laugh. [the bubble floats away]

Share this quote on facebook What? "Home of the Krabby Patty?" But the Krusty Krab is the home of the Krabby Patty! Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?!

Share this quote on facebook No! Plankton, help! [tries to grab a hold of Patrick and he tries to rock him to sleep] I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.

Share this quote on facebook All right, Burger Beard, prepare to be teamworked! [Burger Beard: I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.] Uh, I don't get it.

Share this quote on facebook [to Burger-Beard, as he and his friends prepares for the final battle] We'll take one secret formula... [camera zooms towards SpongeBob's face] ...to go.

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.

Share this quote on facebook Uhh, Maybe we should have picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.

Share this quote on facebook Hmm. It looks like Burger Beard forgot the first rule of mobile fry-cooking: Always batten down your grease traps.

Share this quote on facebook Especially when that something is the Krabby Patty.

Share this quote on facebook [last lines; to Plankton] See you later, te-am-mate!

Share this quote on facebook [seeing an Ice cream cone] Ahh...Where have you been all my life?

Share this quote on facebook [seeing a bare foot] Maybe this guy knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.

Share this quote on facebook [to Squidward] Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!

Share this quote on facebook Justice is best...soft served.

Share this quote on facebook I can't think of a sweeter way to go.

Share this quote on facebook Seriously? [Mr. Krabs gets up] Aren't you overreacting a bit? [Bikini Bottom shifts to a post-apocalyptic phase full of fire]

Share this quote on facebook Ugh! This place smells awful!

Share this quote on facebook Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.

Share this quote on facebook When is the sugar gonna wear off?

Share this quote on facebook Are you out of your patty-flipping mind? [Grabs SpongeBob by the collar] I'll never leave this place! I mean, look at me. I'm a god!

Share this quote on facebook [he lifts up his shirt to show that he has...] Rock-hard abs! [puts his shirt down then playfully punches SpongeBob's arm] Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.

Share this quote on facebook That pirate's gonna destroy our world!

Share this quote on facebook Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!!

Share this quote on facebook [to the customers] I'm not your enemy! [while holding a "WANTED" sign with a picture of Plankton on it] Plankton is your enemy!

Share this quote on facebook Ok SpongeBob, Go Get It! [tears off his apocalyptic outfit]

Share this quote on facebook Well, I never thought I'd been eaten by a dolphin.

Share this quote on facebook [sees that he doesn't have his claw] Oh yeah. [he retracts his claw and Burger Beard frees himself and escapes]

Share this quote on facebook Follow that grease, team!

Share this quote on facebook [to Burger-Beard, as he prepares to defeat with his claws] Not so fast, Booger Beard!

Share this quote on facebook This doesn't have another insulting note in it, does it?

Share this quote on facebook You can call me, The Rodent!

Share this quote on facebook Aw nuts, all out of nuts!

Share this quote on facebook If ya ate all that you had enough energy to run around in the whole world!

Share this quote on facebook It's Plank-Ton!

Share this quote on facebook Come out, come out wherever you are!

Share this quote on facebook [emerges from SpongeBob's sock] Note to self: Never stow away in that gym sock.

Share this quote on facebook That ain't good.

Share this quote on facebook [asks Burger-Beard] Where do you think you're going?

Share this quote on facebook The formula, please. [Burger-Beard: Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?] No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork.

Share this quote on facebook No, that's the old me. The one who turned his back on everything important just to have that formula all to himself. But I realize now that keeping something to myself is... [he hesitates]...selfish.

Share this quote on facebook Plankton! My hero! You must need something, otherwise you wouldn't have come back.

Share this quote on facebook Okay, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now. [Plankton: Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my te-am.] Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s-- [Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off and her screen flashes 12:00 AM]

Share this quote on facebook There's only one thing worse than talking birds, and that would be... SINGING BIRDS!

Share this quote on facebook And so, Bikini Bottom became an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore. The end! [closes the book, then stands up and stretches]

Share this quote on facebook And so, it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do. [Burger Beard shuts the book]

Share this quote on facebook All right, you feathered rats, time to shove off!

Share this quote on facebook The story of how Bikini Bottom was brought to its knees when its beloved Krabby Patty formula was stolen by me, Burger Beard.

Share this quote on facebook Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?

Share this quote on facebook Oh, Kyle... How can I say no to you?

Share this quote on facebook Seagull: Okay, I promise not to... ♪ sing! ♪

Share this quote on facebook Skeleton Parrot #1: Take it from us.

Share this quote on facebook Skeleton Parrot #2: He really does hate singing birds.

Share this quote on facebook Sandals: Hey, it's raining fries!

Share this quote on facebook David: Oh, this is bad. Really bad! SpongeBob's in trouble, and the story's over?!

Share this quote on facebook Henry: There is no way that that's the end of the story.

Share this quote on facebook Andy: You'd better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,... [he and other seagulls aim their butts at Burger-Beard] ...or else!

Share this quote on facebook Popsicle Twins: Hello, Plankton. Come and play with us [Plankton gasps] Hurry. [Plankton gasps again] Before we melt.

Share this quote on facebook Giant Fluffy Cat: Meow.

Share this quote on facebook Kyle: [inside a porta potty] Bye-bye, Mr. Poop. Now I can get my golden sticker. [walks out and shuts the door] Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate. I wouldn't go in there if I were you. [chuckles]

Share this quote on facebook Fish: Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.

Share this quote on facebook Bubbles: I've done all I can. The rest is up to you.

Share this quote on facebook Beach boy: You get off of my sister's sand castle!

Share this quote on facebook Female Sunbather: [dazed] Oh Frank...that's so good.

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Krabs: The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without the secret formula, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times ahead! Dark times indeed!
Squidward: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
[The scene shifts to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens in their apocalyptic forms and the Bottomites run off around the ruins of Bikini Bottom]
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
Squidward: I prefer suede.

Share this quote on facebook [Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "Grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick: Vandalizing stuff in my house.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?

Share this quote on facebook [SpongeBob is playing a miniature piano while Plankton tiptoes into the Chum Bucket to get a key]
Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! [quietly] You're gonna get us caught.
SpongeBob: [stops playing and hides the piano behind his back] Sorry.

Share this quote on facebook SpongeBob: Cotton candy.
Sandy: If you ate all of that, you would have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick jump into the Cotton Candy machine and they both twirl around in it as cotton candy forms around them, they soon come to a stop and suck all the cotton candy around them off. The pair start going hyper and begin laughing as they seemly run all over the world although it turns out that they are actually standing in front of a postcard stand with Sandy taking one of the cards out from its rack]
Squidward: [blocking his head with his hands] Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off? [SpongeBob and Patrick fall over on their frontsides]

Share this quote on facebook The Invincibubble: Sour Note?
[Sour Note takes out his clarinet and extends it. He took a big deep breath and then blows his clarinet, playing horrible music, causing Burger Beard's customers to cover their ears and run away]
Kyle: My tiny little eardrums!
Burger-Beard: [as customers run away] Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! Wait, please! [angered, he walks toward SpongeBob and the others]
The Invincibubble: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
[Mr. Superawesomeness scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from beachgoers. In a dramatic gesture, he grabs the cones and holds them up. As the sky darkens and lightning strikes, Burger Beard holds up a pink umbrella. Suddenly, Mr. Superawesomeness smiles and licks the ice cream]
Mr. Superawesomeness: Mmmmmmm! [giggles]
The Invincibubble: Uhh, Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.

Share this quote on facebook The Invincibubble: Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard: Hah! [opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
The Invincibubble: Ah!
[Burger-Beard fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes through his bubble wand and into a bubble. The pirate fires more cannon balls with SpongeBob jumping repeatedly and getting them in many bubbles]
Mr. Superawesomeness: They're beautiful. [pops a bubble, causing the cannon ball from inside to land on his face]

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Superawesomeness: SpongeBob!
The Invincibubble: Patrick?
Mr. Superawesomeness: Talk to me, buddy.
The Invincibubble: I'm seeing a bright light.
Mr. Superawesomeness: [blocks the sun] Is this better?
The Invincibubble: Much. Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Plankton: You're not gonna start singing, are you?
SpongeBob: ♪ Teamwork! ♪
Plankton: Oh, brother.
SpongeBob: ♪ We can do anything when we have teamwork. ♪ [The word "Teamwork" appears] ♪ Don't you think so, my friend? ♪
Plankton: ♪ No te-am work. It's getting in the way of my sche-am work. ♪ [Plankton blows up the word "Teamwork] ♪ What don't you comprehend? ♪
SpongeBob: ♪ But working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me! ♪ [he and Plankton are building a house]
Plankton: ♪ I'm doing just fine on my own. ♪
SpongeBob: ♪ Work is no fun when you do it alone! ♪
Plankton: ♪ If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself! ♪
SpongeBob: ♪ But what if you need something on a higher shelf? ♪
Plankton: [singing fast] ♪ But I'm the target of a very scary crazy post apocalyptic mob! ♪
SpongeBob: [using a bulldozer] ♪ Well, that's exactly why you need a partner helping you with this important job! ♪
♪ I'll be the hammer, and you'll be the nail. ♪
♪ I'll be the boat, and you'll be the sail! ♪
♪ I'm the flower, you're the aroma! ♪
Plankton: ♪ Right now I wish I was in a coma! ♪
SpongeBob: Come on! ♪ I'm here for you, and you're here for me! ♪
♪ It's better when you, plus me, equals we! ♪ [his holes turn into Planktons] ♪
♪ Working together in harmony! ♪ [SpongeBob and Plankton climbs up a Mountain and puts a flag on top]
♪ Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ♪ [Back in Bikini Bottom]
Plankton: All right, you can put me down [SpongeBob sets him down on a rock] Well... [sighs] That's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
SpongeBob: Not without a time machine.
Plankton: Wait a minute, hold that thought. [SpongeBob grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it.] Now back up.
SpongeBob: Enihcam emit a tuohtiw ton. (Not without a time machine.)
Plankton: Slow down.
SpongeBob: [slow voice] Not without a time machine.

Share this quote on facebook [At Taco Haüs]
SpongeBob: [From inside] Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?
Plankton: [Inside the restaurant] Sure. It's got everything we need. A photo booth, a cuckoo clock, [The clock goes off] some day old chips. Now all we have to do is build it.
[SpongeBob plays his pitch pipe again but Plankton takes it into the photo booth]
Plankton: Oh, no, you don't.
SpongeBob: Hey, my pitch pipe.
Plankton: Uh, I need it for the time machine.
SpongeBob: Oh, okay. [Plankton smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down a toilet off-screen]
Plankton: [walks out of the photo booth] Installed!
[They start building the time machine, Plankton uses a big hammer while SpongeBob uses a small one, then SpongeBob pour a bucket of nuts and bolts into an opening at the top of the photo booth, then he saws a block of wood while Plankton holds on to the other end, then Plankton runs on a screwdriver while SpongeBob pushes it close slowly, they break for lunch where SpongeBob eats a taco while Plankton has a sausage, then SpongeBob tries to loop a pink thread through a needle when Plankton helps him, Plankton signals SpongeBob to install a tube into an opening, then he turns the clock hand backwards and the time machine starts up]
Plankton: I did it!
SpongeBob: No. We did it.
Plankton: Wait. We did do it. As a te-am.
SpongeBob: A team.
Plankton: Whatever.
SpongeBob/Plankton: ♪ Working together in harmony! ♪ [SpongeBob and Plankton pops out of the Peanut Butter and Jam jars]
♪ Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ♪
[Back at Taco Haüs]
SpongeBob: [Carrying Karen into the time machine] Okay, now for the brains.
[Inside the time machine, he pushes Karen into the opening and she powers up]
Karen: Okay, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Plankton: Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my te-am.
Karen: Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s--
[Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off and her screen flashes 12:00 AM, Plankton starts to cry]
SpongeBob: Plankton, are you crying?
Plankton: No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball. [wipes his tear away] There's always stuff getting in there. Anyway, [Clears throat] where were we? [from outside the time machine] Say "cheese".
SpongeBob: [inserts a quarter in the coin slot] Cheese!
[They travel through a time space vortex where Squeeze Me by N.E.R.D. plays and they crash through a giant taco leaving their cartoony outlines, The Time Machine take SpongeBob and Plankton to a desert part of Bikini Bottom four days in the future, they step out and explore]
Plankton: According to my calculations, the Krusty Krab should be right here.
SpongeBob: What's that over there?
[Patrick turns around who is now rapidly aged with gray hair, eyebrows and a long beard]
Future Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Future Patrick: Is it really you?
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick. It's–
Future Patrick: Finally! The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
SpongeBob: Great Krabby Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?
Future Patrick: It's Thursday.
Plankton: According to my calculations, we've only gone 4 days into the future.
SpongeBob: Where is everybody?
Future Patrick: They all gave up on you but not me! 'Cause I'm not very smart.
SpongeBob: Where is the Krusty Krab?
Future Patrick: Right where it's always been.
[The wind blows a bunch of sand away revealing Patrick sitting on The Krusty Krab sign, SpongeBob gasps, then he and Plankton run back into the time machine]

Share this quote on facebook [At the Krusty Krab two days in the past]
Past SpongeBob: [walks in, gasps] Plankton?!
Past Plankton: SpongeBob!?
Past SpongeBob: [time machine appears and SpongeBob and Plankton walk out] Plankton?! [gasps]
Past Plankton: SPONGEBOB?! Who are you two supposed to be?
Plankton: I'm you from the future.
SpongeBob: [points to his past self] And I'm him from the future!
Past Plankton: So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking!
SpongeBob: Nope. He's helping me.
Past SpongeBob: [gasps] But he's the enemy.
SpongeBob: Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
Past Plankton: What, a te-am?
Plankton: A team! All right, go get the formula.
[SpongeBob runs over to the safe]
Past SpongeBob: What have I become?
SpongeBob: All right, Plankton. [tries to grab the secret formula from Plankton's past self]
Past SpongeBob: Do you have flying boat mobiles in the future?
Plankton: We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dim wit.
Past SpongeBob: Are there rocket packs?
[SpongeBob trying to get the formula]
Past SpongeBob: Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
Plankton: NO!
Past SpongeBob: Then why are you naked?
Plankton: 'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
SpongeBob: Hold still you! [SpongeBob tries to grab the formula when Plankton's past self runs away]
Past SpongeBob: If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?
Plankton: Something moronic?
Past SpongeBob: Wow!
Plankton: Hey, hurry up over there!
Past Plankton: [SpongeBob knocks the decoy formula bottle off the pressure plate and the light goes on and it beeps; screams] Uh oh, that ain't good.
Computer Voice: [as a red light turns on and off] Initiating Lockdown Sequence.
Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob. We gotta get outta here.
SpongeBob: [grabs the fake formula thinking it's the real one] Got it!
Plankton: Come on!
[SpongeBob runs into the time machine and they return to the present]
SpongeBob and Plankton: [laughing together]
SpongeBob: Oh, that was crazy.
Plankton: So that's what teamwork is. All those years, I tried to make you mine and I finally did it. I mean, we did it!
[Back with Burger-Beard and the seagulls]
Burger-Beard: And so, it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do.
[Burger-Beard is seen reading and piloting the ship at the same time. He shuts the book]
Andy: Now that's an ending.
Seagull: Woohoo!

Share this quote on facebook [As Burger-Beard starts his pirate ship]
Plankton: Where do you think you're going?
Burger-Beard: [he laughs at Plankton's small stature] Why don't you get going, little fella, before you hurt yourself?
[Plankton slides out of view, then he begins to lift the pirate ship. He is now Plank-Ton the muscular giant]
The Invincibubble: [surprised] Plankton?
Plank-Ton: It's Plank-Ton! [to Burger-Beard] Come on down from there, little fella. You wouldn't wanna get hurt. Huh?
[Burger-Beard climbs inside his ship and Plankton growls and he throws the ship into the air, catches it and spins it on his finger like a basketball and he pokes his head into a porthole of the ship]
Plank-Ton: Come out, come out wherever you are. Huh? [Burger-Beard squirts ketchup in Plank-Ton's face; screams] MY EYE!!
[He drops the pirate ship. It crashes into the street and Burger-Beard climbs out and runs away]
The Invincibubble: He's getting away!
Plank-Ton: [he jumps over to the ship] Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
[Invincibubble smiles at the idea. Plank-Ton picks him up by Invincibubble's legs, takes a deep breath and blows into Invincibubble's bubble wand creating lots of bubbles coming after Burger Beard. The bubbles clear to show Plank-Ton holding Burger-Beard in his fingers and he tries to run]
Plank-Ton: The formula, please.
Burger-Beard: Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
Plank-Ton: No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork.
[Burger-Beard gives Plank-Ton the formula and he kicks Burger-Beard back to Bikini Atoll where he his body is buried in the sand. He mutters nonsense]

Share this quote on facebook He's leaving his world behind.

Share this quote on facebook Making waves in our world.