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[Rex drops down in front of Woody and roars loudly]
Woody:
[in a bored tone] How ya doin', Rex?
Rex:
[stops roaring; calmly] Were ya scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
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Woody: All right. That's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y. Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me. I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for; I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
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Buzz: According to my navi-computer, the...
Woody:
[quietly] Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic!
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well, if
you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: WHAT?!! What are you talkin' about?!
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And
you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: YOU... ARE... A...
TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a-- Aw, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
[exits]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
[sarcastically] "Rendezvous with Star Command."
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[the rocket Woody and Buzz are strapped to launches into the air, taking the two into the sky]
Woody:
[screams] This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz: Not today!
[Buzz activates his wings, cutting the tape that binds him to the rocket; Woody screams and covers his eyes in fear, but just as they are about to hit the ground, Buzz soars up carrying Woody]
Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!
Woody:
(laughs) To infinity and beyond!