Undercover Brother (2002)

Share this quote on facebook Too funky for myself.

Share this quote on facebook Ja mon, rasta!

Share this quote on facebook Your body's slammin'. Let's get to jammin'.

Share this quote on facebook Who the hell are you, woman?! You're the Grim Reaper, ain'tcha?! I don't wanna go to hell!

Share this quote on facebook Holy Motown!

Share this quote on facebook Caucasian overload! Caucasian overlord!

Share this quote on facebook It's time to say goodbye to Anton Jackson... and say "what it is" to Undercover Brother.

Share this quote on facebook There's times for falling apart, and there's times for gettin' funky. This is one of those funky times!

Share this quote on facebook You mess with the 'fro... you got to go.

Share this quote on facebook Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother. "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "absence of colour", i.e. "It's all Good" which it is, or "Good Will Hunting", meaning, "I'm hunting niggers". So when you say "Good Morning" to me, what you're really saying is "I'm going to kill your black ass first thing in the morning"!

Share this quote on facebook Hey, look out, black man, he's got a gun! (gunshot) I'm hit, but my vest caught it, bitch!

Share this quote on facebook Oh, shit! It's Macy Grey with pork chop sideburns!

Share this quote on facebook The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man!

Share this quote on facebook Jesus Christ, black man. Babe Ruth, black man. Madonna... sleeps with black men.

Share this quote on facebook Oooh, right up the pooper!

Share this quote on facebook Gimme a pillow case. I'm joinin' the Klan!

Share this quote on facebook "Atomic core", eh? Let's see what this so-called button does.

Share this quote on facebook You're so sweet. And cute, too, in a Theo Huxtable kind of way.

Share this quote on facebook A girl needs friends, Anton. Would you like to be my friend?

Share this quote on facebook They look at you and all they see is a threatening black man. They look at me and all they see are my full breasts and my narrow waist that tapers to my pert backside. It's just not fair.

Share this quote on facebook It's time to release our secret weapon. I call it... Black Man's Kryptonite.

Share this quote on facebook Everything is "A party over here!" with you people, isn't it?

Share this quote on facebook Always trying to shut the white man down.

Share this quote on facebook Let me talk to them. I'm white. [to guards] We don't want any trouble.

Share this quote on facebook I... am not... a SISSYYYYYYYYY!!

Share this quote on facebook The Man: First our children hip-hop all over the suburbs, and now Boutwell might be president! They are taking over every aspect of our culture!
General Boutwell: I want you... to buy my new fried chicken.
Security Robot: Blackness confirmed. You got soul.
The Chief: This is a great day for black people of all races.

Share this quote on facebook Sistah Girl: What the hell?
The Chief: What the hell?
Conspiracy Brother: What the f...

Share this quote on facebook Undercover Brother: Damn it woman, will you just back off?
Announcer:[over PA speaker] Attention, angry black man in khakis.

Share this quote on facebook The Chief: If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd have asked his skinny black ass!
Conspiracy Brother: HA! IN YOUR FACE! Ha-ha, skinny black... Hey!

Share this quote on facebook [There is an unexpected knock at Mr Feather's office door.]
Mr. Feather: Who's there?
Undercover Brother: Kung.
Mr Feather: Kung Who?
Undercover Brother: Kung FU!!

Share this quote on facebook The Chief: Son, you talk a lot of shit.
Lance: Yes, I do.
The Chief: But you down.

Share this quote on facebook The Chief': Is that that damn Undercover Brother?!
Conspiracy Brother: You in trouble.
The Chief': Where the hell have you been?!
The Chief': This is a job, not some kind of damn summer camp! And I'm tired of you disrespecting me! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your sorry ass!
Undercover Brother: Because I Don't work for you?
The Chief': SHUT UP!

Share this quote on facebook White She-devil: Oh, Undercover Brother, you're too much man for me!
Undercover Brother: Baby, sometimes I'm too much man for my own damn self.

Share this quote on facebook White She-devil: Once you've been with Undercover Brother, there is no other.
Conspiracy Brother: No, it's once you go black, you don't go back.

Share this quote on facebook Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
Conspiracy Brother:...Is the police.
Undercover Brother: No.
Smart Brother: A bunch of slow white athletes?
Undercover Brother: No.
White She-devil: A cute butt.
Undercover Brother: No.
Lance: Probable cause.
Undercover Brother: NO!...A strong black woman.
All: Oh.

Share this quote on facebook Undercover Brother: [as Anton Jackson] Where I come from, we like to pronounce our "e"'s and "r"'s.
Conspiracy Brother: "E"'s and "r"'s, huh? I be thinking that somebody in this room is sellin' out!

Share this quote on facebook Undercover Brother: [as Anton Jackson] If I didn't have my lemon mango guava smoothie, I'd beat the bejabbers out of you and stick my foot up your patootie. Now if you'll excuse me, "Frasier" is on.
Sistah Girl: Bejabbers?
Conspiracy Brother: He said he would stick his foot up my so-called "patootie"!

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